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2018-06-25 at 12:39 PM UTC in Pick up lines that work for you Every time
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2018-06-25 at 11:40 AM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
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2018-06-25 at 2:53 AM UTC in My 55 year old roomie in the nursing home just ODedAcquire for me her father's internet mailing address and I'll make all your problems go away.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-24 at 10:51 PM UTC in What you watchin whore
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2018-06-24 at 9:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-06-24 at 10:35 AM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Oh, I guess semantics make what you're doing not degenerate. My bad.
You literally give people shit for typos, ffs.
If what I am doing is degenerate or not, I'm getting by, and my pain is being controlled reasonably. As long as my pain is controlled so I can function and take care of myself (nurses do shit to help me around here, residents I've made friends with do more to help thantheir asses) then I will continue to do whatever that is, !ay you see it as degenerate or not.
Today my roommate is getting some more dope (she had some last night and shared some with me when my knee was hurting really bad from me twisting it earlier) and is gonna share a bit with me again. She wants to get me high, since ast time it just helped with my knee but I wasn't high or anything.... I'm thinking I'll just do what I need and save the rest for when I'm hurting.
Guess that's being degenerate too. Oh well, it means my infected gaping hole on my thigh and my stapels where they did knee surgery won't be killing me in pain, so I'll do whatever.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-22 at 3:29 AM UTC in I'm sick and tired of all the dh'ers hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-21 at 6:48 PM UTC in 10 things I want to tell youWat in the gay hell is this? Chicken soup for the soul?
Y’all sound worse than me when I’m pms’ing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-21 at 5:46 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.Why, after it's come to light that all this was a huge monumental troll where you fucks all got trolled so hard my huge black cock got reamed up to your throat, is this STILL a fucking issue even? I'm NOT pregnant (but even if I was, my hydromorphone is PRESCRIBED, 10mgs every 4 hours, so you can fuck right off with that), I do NOT have HIV, the only truth is I married 1337, and well, recently went through this shit where I very well could have died, coming close to, as my hemoglobin kept dropping from the infection being in the bone/marrow, as that's where red blood cells are produced. I might never get this infection out of my knee joint or the bone, so it's still a bit scary at this point, but here I am for now and that's unfortunately the truth.
§m£ÂgØL, why do you keep holding on to so much negativity? You know deep down I am not the worst person in the world. I have my flaws, just as we all do, and granted, my mental instability I've had in the past has caused me to do seriously wrong shit, to which I have extreme regret for, and have tried to, as best as one can, tried to make amends, tried to "fix" as much as I can. I at least own my wrongs and I TRY to do better than that, and learn from that, rather that shirk it, or blame others, or pretend it didn't happen, like some people do... like you seem to do sometimes. While I've been here, I've made friends with other residents, some who can't talk from strokes, to which in the short time here, I've tried to help him spell better, and work on talking, since this fucked up place hasn't set him up speech therapy. He comes to my room and sometimes I go to his. I have others who come up every night to just bullshit with me. There's a running joke started that they're all my boyfriends since I got all these guys coming up to my room, and have quickly become a pretty popular person out in the yard most everyone seems to like. I share my smokes, I share my food with the people here, I even have shared and given clothes to my roommate, who doesn't have all that much. I'm not a stingy person, and I have genuine empathy for others, and do my best to help where and when I can. Of course though, you're going to paint me as some evil person for your own negative experiences, forgetting any positive, and being biased from a failed relationship.
Carrying around all the hurt isn't good, §m£ÂgØL. You Just have to let go of it, and move on from it. That's why I've suggested and encouraged you so much to get in with a therapist regularly to help you with these problems. The shit ends up rotting your soul and mind after a while when you cling to pat hurt and pain, when you hold so much hate so close.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-21 at 3:59 PM UTC in ways to troll police officers
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um did you read what was else posted…the cops only need suspicion that the pipe is being used illegally. Again the fact weed was currently being smoked in it has little to do with the fact the cops could stop and hassle you anyway for possession of drug paraphernalia (and the pipe not the weed)…after all you might have a rock of crack under than weed yes?.
As long as they have cause to check you out re: detain you…they can and probably will do it. You've got to be pretty naive/dumb not to understand that..lololol
They only need suspicion to stop you, sure. You can't be charged with anything simply for possessing a glass tube though. This thread is about trolling them, not how to avoid talking to police. I'm not sure what gave you that notion.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-20 at 10:48 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.Well, I AMA'd from the other hospital, was at home for two days, then went to a much, much better hospital, which is one of the top 10 in the country. My hemoglobin was 1.9 when I got there. They did two surgeries when my hemoglobin got up to 6-7, which the other hospital wouldn't operate at. They put a wound VAC on me, had a drain, but that got removed before I left, and I got 21 staples on my knee. The MRSA infection spread to my knee joint, and the femur, and I had a huge abcess in the bone marrow they had to drill out.
I got a PICC line and get 10mg of hydromorphone every 4 hours. Before I left the hospital I was getting 12mg every 3 hours. After surgery for a while I had a PCA pump at 0.5mg every 10mins, so 3mgs IVed an hour. Then they gave me 10mgs of ketamine an hour too when they weaned the PCA down, along with 8mgs of dilly pills.. which of course I was IVing... and of course the 10mgs of dillys here are going straight into my PICC... everyone here is a drug addict almost. Drug deals happen all the time, some of the nurses are in on it too. It's fucking crazy here. fuckers OD fairly regularly, or just get straight up fucked up. The nurses have to keep naloxone on hand around here for these dumbasses. The place is a real shithole, but some of the nurses are cool and turn a blind eye to us smoking in the bathroom at night when the yard is closed, or even us using drugs. I was using my vape which I had some hash oil in, and one of the GNA's walked in and he's an old guy, all he said was "where there's smoke, there's fire..." after I let out a huge plume of vapor and he walked out, shutting the door quick as fuck behind him. Never said a word to anyone. He's a cool dude. Some of the nurses are cunts though... but most are super nice to me since I'm just... IDK... I have a way with people... I kill with kindness, and it softens them up. I can't blame them really though, because they do deal with a lot of crazy assholes too in this place. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a psychward with all the mentally ill fucks here, but overall, there's a good number of cool people here. I just got one guy who was going out on a LOA for a few hours to get me some heroin. I got some oxycodone from some other resident the other day too. drugs are plentiful here. I got offered some blow the first day I was here even lol, man it's fucking crazy here, and the place is run down as fuck, but the good people definitely make all the difference in the world.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-20 at 6:23 PM UTC in World Cup 2018The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-20 at 5:40 PM UTC in Duran DuranThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-19 at 2:47 PM UTC in Enter's Official E-Friend ApplicationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-19 at 2:24 PM UTC in Enter's Official E-Friend ApplicationUsername: See above
Timezone/Country: US
How often you're able to chat: Never
Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N): Unfortunately, no.
What do you think of women?: Looks like I like them more than you do.
What do you think of Enter?: Indifferent
If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would: Delete the message.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-19 at 12:05 PM UTC in ATTN: any woman on this website. I will DEBATE you.Enter’s ex right now gettin balls deep by some big dick nigga.
Poor enter...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-19 at 2:48 AM UTC in ATTN: any woman on this website. I will DEBATE you.I will cut off your dick and eat it for dessert while you watch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-18 at 3:56 AM UTC in On the night the fucking WHORE broke up with me...
Originally posted by yum Holy fuck enter did you rub her feet too? Do you realize while she was teaching you to eat pussy she was completely emotionally uninvolved basically using you as a crappy dildo? Do you know how much she laughs about that now and tells guys she s fucking how much of a loser you were who couldn't even eat pussy? Do you know how much her eyes rolled at all your "good morning" texts? Do you realize that not only did this girl break your heart, an AUSTRALIAN girl broke your heart?
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I hate them. I fucking HATE them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-17 at 2:05 PM UTC in Grimace and Enterita are butt buddies...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-17 at 1:52 PM UTC in Honk honk, ya'll! Enter in the hizzouse!
Originally posted by Kinks I was really starting to believe I’d never get called a cunt again, it wouldn’t have been the same
Never post in one of my threads again. This isn't a joke. This isn't me being cute. I know you're thinking, "Haha, he's just exaggerating and kidding around with me. :P" But no. Never fucking talk to me on this site, you fucking balding cunt.
Originally posted by NARCassist it is winter in australia atm.
hey enter, good to see you back pal. we got a few more chicks here now for you to hate on.
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Yeah, I'm freezing my balls off. And good, I'll have fun getting them to fuck off. Any user from Dating Hotel or whatever the name of that place is called is an automatic enemy. I will be the Donald Trump of this place, making space great again by getting rid of all the illegals.
Originally posted by Obbe Welcome back buddy!
Thanks, fag!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
