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2018-06-21 at 3:59 PM UTC in ways to troll police officers
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um did you read what was else posted…the cops only need suspicion that the pipe is being used illegally. Again the fact weed was currently being smoked in it has little to do with the fact the cops could stop and hassle you anyway for possession of drug paraphernalia (and the pipe not the weed)…after all you might have a rock of crack under than weed yes?.
As long as they have cause to check you out re: detain you…they can and probably will do it. You've got to be pretty naive/dumb not to understand that..lololol
They only need suspicion to stop you, sure. You can't be charged with anything simply for possessing a glass tube though. This thread is about trolling them, not how to avoid talking to police. I'm not sure what gave you that notion.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-20 at 10:48 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.Well, I AMA'd from the other hospital, was at home for two days, then went to a much, much better hospital, which is one of the top 10 in the country. My hemoglobin was 1.9 when I got there. They did two surgeries when my hemoglobin got up to 6-7, which the other hospital wouldn't operate at. They put a wound VAC on me, had a drain, but that got removed before I left, and I got 21 staples on my knee. The MRSA infection spread to my knee joint, and the femur, and I had a huge abcess in the bone marrow they had to drill out.
I got a PICC line and get 10mg of hydromorphone every 4 hours. Before I left the hospital I was getting 12mg every 3 hours. After surgery for a while I had a PCA pump at 0.5mg every 10mins, so 3mgs IVed an hour. Then they gave me 10mgs of ketamine an hour too when they weaned the PCA down, along with 8mgs of dilly pills.. which of course I was IVing... and of course the 10mgs of dillys here are going straight into my PICC... everyone here is a drug addict almost. Drug deals happen all the time, some of the nurses are in on it too. It's fucking crazy here. fuckers OD fairly regularly, or just get straight up fucked up. The nurses have to keep naloxone on hand around here for these dumbasses. The place is a real shithole, but some of the nurses are cool and turn a blind eye to us smoking in the bathroom at night when the yard is closed, or even us using drugs. I was using my vape which I had some hash oil in, and one of the GNA's walked in and he's an old guy, all he said was "where there's smoke, there's fire..." after I let out a huge plume of vapor and he walked out, shutting the door quick as fuck behind him. Never said a word to anyone. He's a cool dude. Some of the nurses are cunts though... but most are super nice to me since I'm just... IDK... I have a way with people... I kill with kindness, and it softens them up. I can't blame them really though, because they do deal with a lot of crazy assholes too in this place. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a psychward with all the mentally ill fucks here, but overall, there's a good number of cool people here. I just got one guy who was going out on a LOA for a few hours to get me some heroin. I got some oxycodone from some other resident the other day too. drugs are plentiful here. I got offered some blow the first day I was here even lol, man it's fucking crazy here, and the place is run down as fuck, but the good people definitely make all the difference in the world.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-20 at 6:23 PM UTC in World Cup 2018The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-20 at 5:40 PM UTC in Duran DuranThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-19 at 2:47 PM UTC in Enter's Official E-Friend ApplicationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-19 at 2:24 PM UTC in Enter's Official E-Friend ApplicationUsername: See above
Timezone/Country: US
How often you're able to chat: Never
Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N): Unfortunately, no.
What do you think of women?: Looks like I like them more than you do.
What do you think of Enter?: Indifferent
If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would: Delete the message.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-19 at 12:05 PM UTC in ATTN: any woman on this website. I will DEBATE you.Enter’s ex right now gettin balls deep by some big dick nigga.
Poor enter...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-19 at 2:48 AM UTC in ATTN: any woman on this website. I will DEBATE you.I will cut off your dick and eat it for dessert while you watch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-18 at 3:56 AM UTC in On the night the fucking WHORE broke up with me...
Originally posted by yum Holy fuck enter did you rub her feet too? Do you realize while she was teaching you to eat pussy she was completely emotionally uninvolved basically using you as a crappy dildo? Do you know how much she laughs about that now and tells guys she s fucking how much of a loser you were who couldn't even eat pussy? Do you know how much her eyes rolled at all your "good morning" texts? Do you realize that not only did this girl break your heart, an AUSTRALIAN girl broke your heart?
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I hate them. I fucking HATE them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-17 at 2:05 PM UTC in Grimace and Enterita are butt buddies...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-17 at 1:52 PM UTC in Honk honk, ya'll! Enter in the hizzouse!
Originally posted by Kinks I was really starting to believe I’d never get called a cunt again, it wouldn’t have been the same
Never post in one of my threads again. This isn't a joke. This isn't me being cute. I know you're thinking, "Haha, he's just exaggerating and kidding around with me. :P" But no. Never fucking talk to me on this site, you fucking balding cunt.
Originally posted by NARCassist it is winter in australia atm.
hey enter, good to see you back pal. we got a few more chicks here now for you to hate on.
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Yeah, I'm freezing my balls off. And good, I'll have fun getting them to fuck off. Any user from Dating Hotel or whatever the name of that place is called is an automatic enemy. I will be the Donald Trump of this place, making space great again by getting rid of all the illegals.
Originally posted by Obbe Welcome back buddy!
Thanks, fag!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-17 at 12:44 PM UTC in Honk honk, ya'll! Enter in the hizzouse!Hey guys. ^_^ Enter here, using one of my old troll accounts to post since I TSTM'd.
This is actually me, proving it the way I did the first time I started posting here, by saying so on the site I used to host my comics:
http://enterlol.webs.com/thisisenter.htm
Just wanted to give an update on my life, since I realized I was close with a lot of people on here.
Well, I decided to give women a chance recently. :P Aaaaand...
oh my god, I can't believe I'm actually finally saying this, but...
I GOT A GIRLFRIEND! Like, in real life! We went on dates and kissed (and more! :P LOL) and everything! ^_^
So yeah, I learned that women actually CAN like me, and I started to realize that maybe they're not all bad.
:P
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2018-06-17 at 1:47 AM UTC in Are spiders good or evil?Tarantulas are adorable .The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-17 at 12:37 AM UTC in There was this guy who got scammed trying to buy a penis enlarger online......they sent him a magnifying glass.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 10:45 PM UTC in Public Call Out of AldraEvery drug gives me erectile dysfunction-OPThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 4:38 AM UTC in DH transplants: moving on is for the best.
Originally posted by mmQ but yes, I thanked because it isn't QUITE the same.
Oh it’s the same. It’s exactly the same. You just don’t see it that way bc you guys think you’ve stumbled upon some genius advice that nobody has ever told DHers before lol. It’s how you get sucked in.
This is the song that doesn’t end. Sorry.
But yes it’s all very quaint, Fargo, and we will share a bowl of cereal together one day (not Raisin Bran of course) and I will shit on Captain Falcon’s chest while screaming I told you so and he cries.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-16 at 2:06 AM UTC in my plan to dd/lgRole play where you're both barely functioning retards trying to do "the sex stuffs" for the first time ever. Make it as awkward as possible like biting noses and trying to jam your soft cock into her belly button.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-15 at 8:44 PM UTC in Why is the United States in constant military conflicts?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-15 at 8:42 PM UTC in LaterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-15 at 5:30 PM UTC in what's worse?You, because you think the "homewrecker" stole smth from you and it's her/his fault. While completely ignoring the one and only reason ( the real "homewrecker"), your partner.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
