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  1. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I just got off work and I work again in 6 hours. Would've had a whopping 7.5 had this fucking asshole not done a no show quit thing.

    Who the fuck signs up for a new dept, undergoes the two week interview and training process, then quits in the first week. A 7ft basketball nigger named Justin. That's who.

    He probably found a better job , at mcdonalds, or washing dishes. If you're in an "at will" state he really doesnt owe your company a fucking moment of notice.
  2. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    only an absolute fucking loser would be bragging about being a manager at a mcdonalds but everyone knows §m£ÂgØL is the true VIP beta male so dont bother even responding
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    lOL @ everyone thinking §m£ÂgØL is bragging.

    I guess thats what you get when you basically never talk about your job and then suddenly start talking about it when they promote you.

    Nobody even noticed when it happened to me because I was posting about my job daily along with meth posts so it was seamless.
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  4. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    It isn't high turnover where I'm at now. I work in an office/factory/warehouse thing. This guy was here longer than I've been, he just didn't want the new responsibility I guess. I know he didn't owe notice, but its still a dick move when you are currently indespensible and being relied upon. Why would you accept this position and train for it if you were wanting to quit?
  5. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Ghost lOL @ everyone thinking §m£ÂgØL is bragging.

    I guess thats what you get when you basically never talk about your job and then suddenly start talking about it when they promote you.

    Nobody even noticed when it happened to me because I was posting about my job daily along with meth posts so it was seamless.

    It isn't even anything to brag about. I just worked hard, did a good job, and moved up the ladder into a position actually worth buying ties and making a resume for. This is why they chose to train me for something only a few hundred people in the country are currently certified for.

    If you think people are bragging when they say they worked their ass off and got promoted, you're probably a loser.
  6. Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL This is why they chose to train me for something only a few hundred people in the country are currently certified for.

    Finally, you will get fellatio qualifications commensurate to your oral skills
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    yeah, I always get promoted without even really trying.

    I was supposed to manage this store a few years ago and live a life I didn't want but I realized I was living for other people and not following my own dreams.

    People act like moving up in a job is all there is to life.
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost yeah, I always get promoted without even really trying.

    I was supposed to manage this store a few years ago and live a life I didn't want but I realized I was living for other people and not following my own dreams.

    People act like moving up in a job is all there is to life.

    there usually comes a point where you have to start sucking the rungs to move up the ladder

    to clarify: if §m£ÂgØL or anyone else is happy with what they're doing and/or moving up the totem pole, good for them - too many people I've known treat it like the only important measure of status though, and managers as a general group have always seemed rather slimy to me.
  10. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency He probably found a better job , at mcdonalds, or washing dishes. If you're in an "at will" state he really doesnt owe your company a fucking moment of notice.

    Even in at will, if you don’t fulfill a two weeks notice I think the company can list you as not rehireable. I could be wrong though.
  11. Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    I have a friend who quit to start his own business and compete in the same industry. After a few years he wishes he was an employee again. Success isn't for everyone.
  12. Rivotril Houston
    I want bundy.
  13. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rivotril I want bundy.

    why not get it shipped from another country
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Oh that's where you're wrong. I'm better than all of you. Sorry if you got confused.

    you work in mcdonalds don't ya?



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL It isn't high turnover where I'm at now. I work in an office/factory/warehouse thing. This guy was here longer than I've been, he just didn't want the new responsibility I guess. I know he didn't owe notice, but its still a dick move when you are currently indespensible and being relied upon. Why would you accept this position and train for it if you were wanting to quit?

    but its ok for companies to fire people, like they do every fucking day without any remorse?



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  16. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  17. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by NARCassist but its ok for companies to fire people, like they do every fucking day without any remorse?



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    Yes, I strongly encourage it.
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Yes, I strongly encourage it.

    i'd love to be there the day your slave master decides you're surplus to requirements.



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  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla opiates are a death sentence

    enjoy a life of suffering

    Want some free opiates?

    Watching your soon-to-be-Exhibit-B drum molestation video, it occurred to me that you and dissociator another tard or two should form a noise/nonsense rock band and make songs about chugging cough syrup and pulling barbecue forks on your parents because they said you should get a job. In this climate, it seems like just the thing that some faggots like Pitchfork would call "...honest, visceral....a searing indictment of an administration in cognitive turmoil, and for whom objective truths mean little."
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