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  1. I like the sound of crows on a cold winters day as you walk through the woods on your way to Grandma's house.
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  2. Imagine being proud of being a retard
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  3. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I think I've been awake since 8am, almost 3pm and and I'm only sorting breakfast now. I've just been crying and getting off interchangeably with the mood swings and booking beauty appointments. Ig my horoscope was right.

    Have you thought about getting a job?
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  4. Originally posted by Dirtbag If you post his messages that are aimed at me I'll add you to my block list.

    Tell her it wasn't aimed at her...it was aimed at the other members who were clearly interested in what I'm feeling at the moment.
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  5. Very happy now that I know dirtbag got the sleep she needed.
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  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I'm not "Uppity". I'm Pissed.

    Fuck off with your dehumanization game of me. And stay the fuck out of my car, Gloweds

    The thing about you is that when you push the narrative past the critique of the general confound thought, you seem to take your astote upon an common basis, and so the time and orientation compolize upon your thought and you
    exactly.
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  7. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One wing, charge them $20. You want a single wing that bad? You'll pay through the nose to get it. Supply and demand.

    Or Scron and I could just do a smash and grab on your ordering counter and run out with all of your baskets full of wings.

    FUCK YOU, PAL!
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  8. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut



    I hate modern times. they had these cool trolly cars in the day but the diesel buses were bought and replaced electric rails because the corrupted Government got kick backs for offering contract deals. creating a larger workers union for bus lines.

    I say put them back. would create a lot of jobs laying the rail like I laid the rail on all of yo mommas

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  9. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist Well I'll beep the horn when I chore it so you can wave it goodbye as a spin it off up the road


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    I should have got the 750cc but I didn't have the money at the time.

    I would of possibly did a cross country road trip this summer if I had. or at least to Denver Colorado and back. but a 300 is too small to get the fuck out of the way if something came barreling down on me. but its super fun riding around town on it. going up hill behind traffic that stops is annoying.
    we have these super steep hills around here. 23.6* Grade.
    they used to be a cable-car line in the 1910s that had tracks that went up these hills now used for neighborhood traffic.
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  10. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Were we live now we just have Mourning Doves and stupid ass Seagulls (I actually like Seagulls but dont like them shitting on me which has happened a half dozen times in my life.. and I'm very cautious when they fly over.

    but where I used to live inland from the bay we had ravens and crows. Ravens are super fucking smart. the crows are saucy and will throw acorns and shit at you. they're real cunts. then start laughing at you.

    ravens have a better caw sound and its usually longer winded. very loud. crows just caw caw and its not real loud but the ravens you can feel in your chest when they get going. very beefy bird. 4 foot wingspan. they usually don't fly in numbers where crows fly in groups (murder)

    you have to have love for both species. crows are funny to watch fucking with your pets if you leave them outside on their own. you really got to watch what they're doing otherwise it just looks like a black bird landing in the yard and flying off. they will test your dog and try and get a reaction out of them.
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  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    Today the Brits would just Tomahawk the fuck out of the Argi air bases from subs. Actually drank beers with our brother submariners that sunk the cruiser(target) Belgrano. Poor fuckers never knew what was coming, they trailed it for days before London gave the OK to sink her.
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  12. Originally posted by NARCassist "You weird"


    Who said that quote for 50 points?


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    Sounds like something the lovely DTE would say.
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  13. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I negroed bumped it 2 months ago bruh
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  14. Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    what im thinking about

    I got my Kinkou acct back

    and its not yet banned by Kafka, maybe she will be my friend finally
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  15. Originally posted by NARCassist Yes those damn safety regulations really ruined life huh?


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    Yup...back in my day...etc
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  16. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina im 5'5''.

    Fucking lol
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  17. Originally posted by MEGA MOLE I'll pump my nut batter down her throat

    Why limit yourself to only one orifice?
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  18. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist So how do planes and UFOs fit up there then?


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    they're the size of cocaine granulates. SNIFF
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  20. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Nigel won't win. You need to vote Labour otherwise the tories will win.

    so you're a fucking communist now?

    not hating on unions but always demanding pay scales because "The owners are selfish for investing and their risks and overhead make too much money"

    smh. they're going to replace every single working class slave in this country with AI. and the Far "New" Left did this. THANKS DUMB ASSES
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