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Posts That Were Thanked by NARCassist

  1. DontTellEm Black Hole
    U like me :)
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  2. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Mallord the duck that got ran through by Bill Krozby?
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  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Bro. lol Nope. Don’t reference me because u don’t know me .

    Oh my god, someone thinks they can say keep my name out your mouf on the internet. Lulz.
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  4. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I'm regular about 30 minutes after I wake up. then I have a good poop
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  5. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
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  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Damn big ape is getting as squirrelly as Kafka talking about slitting throats… difference is I actually believe Kafkas threats. Lol

    Narc, you’re doing the lords work but you don’t have to pretend it’s a commemorative thing. You can just admit the forum is a little boring right now and you’re taking up the torch to give scron and Bradley a well deserved summer vacay from Shit poasting.
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I didn't include all the quotes about him wanting to molest children but i'm sure he repented exactly 1 pico second before he died which makes all sins null and void ez

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …



    💖

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian



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  9. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    BTW when I was a kid, my father injured his leg as an iron worker and lost his job so after a year he started painting houses and forced us to help him in the summer time. ever since then I have hated to paint. I fucking dred it. I get annoyed an hour going into it.

    I respect you for having that passion or dealing with it but I fucking hate painting
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  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist I'm gonna murder her to death with a MasterBlaster 2000


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    You deserve to have all the private messages you've sent leaked.
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  11. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag This is disrespectful and the people wouldn't want their private messages to be taken out of context or for people to think differently of them after they die. Whoever they showed you they are is the only version of them you deserve to know. You're just trying to normalise sharing private messages. There's people who left and people assume to be dead but aren't.

    shut up retard, you post peoples' messages just to be petty
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  12. ner vegas African Astronaut
    uhh

    I'm pretty sure I have a lot of shitposts from sploo
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  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    lol @ "Oh that retard is asking people for receipts and going through trash cans outside for receipts, now he's walking around the store and doing multiple refunds" lol
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  14. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny damn, you make a quick death sound moist af

    I never hit a tree but every year or two i do land in my head , last year I jumped over a 12' snow bank only to find a clif on the other side and because i was landing in a road I was doing a slow jump that turned into a nose dive and quick stop at the road , i went over the hood and hit the ground rolled and got up in one move, I felt young again and started looking for to see ifn anyone was watching
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  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
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  17. Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    motherboard meltin motherfucker
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  18. Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    as if there isnt a life to have at night time

    YOLO
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  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    on my way to work,, gonna get the second coat done on the down stairs and half the second coat on the upstairs.
    14500 Sq. feet at 1.20 per sq ft I'll be done in 12 days from start to finish.
    this is the biggest fastest job I ever scored, 70 gallons of paint and 24 rooms
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  20. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist You know how rough a cats tongue is?


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    Haha based on my pervy peanut butter statement I guess

    you lose feeling when you get old like me.. 'sandpaper me kitty'
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