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Trump thinks the F35 fighter is actually invisible.

  1. 2018-08-01 at 9:43 PM UTC
    #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano Why else would it cost so much ??

    You aren't insinuating inefficient military spending, are you?

    the same reason everything in the military industrial complex is so expensive: jedis

    no...literally...the jedis
  2. 2018-08-01 at 9:49 PM UTC
    #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    invisible
    ADJECTIVE

    1 Unable to be seen.
    ‘this invisible gas is present to some extent in every home’

    1.1 Concealed from sight; hidden.
    ‘he lounged in a doorway, invisible in the dark’

    1.2 Treated as if unable to be seen; ignored or not taken into consideration.
    ‘before 1971 women artists were pretty well invisible’
  3. 2018-08-01 at 9:52 PM UTC
    #23
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Originally posted by Cootehill Bush was a puppet of the jedis.

    But it's interesting to me that you think that humans and fish cannot coexist.

    What is your plan to fight the fish?

    Where did I say that?

    You a mind reader now? lolol.
  4. 2018-08-01 at 9:54 PM UTC
    #24
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Where did I say that?

    You a mind reader now? lolol.

    You said that saying that fish and humans could coexist was foolish.

    I agree with you. Fish are sneaky bastards. They are plotting. Plotting our demise.

    Fish are basically aquatic jedis.
  5. 2018-08-01 at 9:56 PM UTC
    #25
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Originally posted by Cootehill You said that saying that fish and humans could coexist was foolish.

    I agree with you. Fish are sneaky bastards. They are plotting. Plotting our demise.

    Fish are basically aquatic jedis.

    No I didn't.

    Dubya saying it was foolish.
  6. 2022-12-16 at 11:35 AM UTC
    #26
    Donald Trump Black Hole


    Is this the true power of the F35?
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  7. 2022-12-16 at 11:50 AM UTC
    #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol I saw that earlier, was looking for an excuse to post it


    the parachute popping off after it fails is pretty funny
  8. 2022-12-16 at 11:51 AM UTC
    #28
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    'Almost like an invisible fighter'

    Pretty sure he knew xactly what he was saying. At least he can talk unlike the old donkey in office now
  9. 2022-12-16 at 11:52 AM UTC
    #29
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    OH that's actually an ejection, I wasn't paying attention before and assumed it was some sort of emergency protocol if the front jet fails

    to be fair VTOL's always been a problem even before the F35 program though
  10. 2022-12-16 at 12:21 PM UTC
    #30
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Is this the true power of the F35?

    Lol dude looks like he's working in moon gravity or something lol.

    Looked all smooth then BOOP *EJECT* ROFL
  11. 2022-12-16 at 2:14 PM UTC
    #31
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    pilot error.

    it descended to quickly.
  12. 2024-05-30 at 2:51 PM UTC
    #32
    Donald Trump Black Hole


    Trump proven right again. I knew the F35 could become invisible. Here's one with the cloaking device activated in Albuquerque
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  13. 2024-05-30 at 3:26 PM UTC
    #33
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Trump proven right again. I knew the F35 could become invisible. Here's one with the cloaking device activated in Albuquerque

    Lol that's not the only one.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12532685/missing-fighter-jet-update.html

    They say it's worth 80M but probably way more in Moscow or Beijing. If they were smart they would fly off and retire.
  14. 2024-07-02 at 3:06 PM UTC
    #34
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra OH that's actually an ejection, I wasn't paying attention before and assumed it was some sort of emergency protocol if the front jet fails

    to be fair VTOL's always been a problem even before the F35 program though

    RAF and Royal Navy were managing it fine 45 years ago





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  15. 2024-07-02 at 3:16 PM UTC
    #35
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist RAF and Royal Navy were managing it fine 45 years ago



    the system 'works', it's just too complicated and prone to failure for it to be worthwhile... nobody deploys them outside of very small numbers
  16. 2024-07-02 at 3:16 PM UTC
    #36
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist RAF and Royal Navy were managing it fine 45 years ago





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    ^ I remember something very similar as a kid at an airshow I attended. The crowd formed a circle about 200ft in diameter (which was taped off) and a harrier came and landed in the middle of it with us all surrounding it. It blew my mind as as young-fella-me-lad.

    They'd never allow such a thing these days because of saftey regulations etc.
  17. 2024-07-02 at 4:09 PM UTC
    #37
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ^ I remember something very similar as a kid at an airshow I attended. The crowd formed a circle about 200ft in diameter (which was taped off) and a harrier came and landed in the middle of it with us all surrounding it. It blew my mind as as young-fella-me-lad.

    They'd never allow such a thing these days because of saftey regulations etc.

    Yes those damn safety regulations really ruined life huh?


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  18. 2024-07-02 at 4:15 PM UTC
    #38
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ner vegas the system 'works', it's just too complicated and prone to failure for it to be worthwhile… nobody deploys them outside of very small numbers

    They were extremely complicit to our re-invasion of the Falkland islands. Would have been way more difficult without the Harriers.

    And they done the job perfectly

    Was you even born back in 1982 alder?


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  19. 2024-07-02 at 4:20 PM UTC
    #39
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist Yes those damn safety regulations really ruined life huh?


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    Yup...back in my day...etc
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  20. 2024-07-02 at 4:25 PM UTC
    #40
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist They were extremely complicit to our re-invasion of the Falkland islands. Would have been way more difficult with the Harriers.

    And they done the job perfectly

    Was you even born back in 1982 alder?


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    There's a video I remember seeing at the time (I've never been able to find it) of a Harrier being chased by an Argentinian Mirage jet and the harrier does a "top gun" move....slows and virtually stops and the mirages flies by and boom! the harrier takes him out.
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