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2017-06-20 at 12:12 AM UTC in So HIV infected needles in petrol pumps is now a thing...
Originally posted by infinityshock shows how much attention you paid in microbiology class.
not only weren't you smart enough to be accepted into skool, but you spent all your time consuming assorted psychoactive substances of dubious origin and content, you say?
makes sense.
You have a propensity of making things up when you get called out. Makes it nice and easy to tell when you're uncomfortable and WRONG.
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2017-06-19 at 7 PM UTC in Dear fuckin gawdhttp://bayimg.com/HaImKAAGN
JESUS DAMN CHRIST FUCK BAYIMG
I've been away from the web on the drugs too long... that time is half passed though...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-19 at 6:15 PM UTC in sleeping gas in open spaceI love it when Spectal tries to describe human physiology. Sleeping vs unconsciousness doesn't matter in this situation, it's just semantics. OP just wants people knocked out, calling it a sleeping gas gets the point across just fine.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-19 at 3:47 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice I have a theory that I may have experienced au.tistic regression during the years post mental breakdown. I have essentially become incrementally more au.tistic as time has gone on.
The only thing that's happened is that you've become more obsessed with your aütism and tried to turn it into a point of pride, seemingly because you don't really have anything else to identify with.
It's like how sjw tumblr feminists say they have all sorts of psychological issues because they want to be a special snowflake.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-19 at 3:22 PM UTC in anyone ever done a lake n take?every morning without failThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-19 at 12:55 PM UTC in Your perfect filmSeven PsychopathsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-19 at 12:13 AM UTC in Every other number is a multiple of 2.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-18 at 10:50 PM UTC in In all seriousness though...Can everyone forever stop calling HTS 'she'?
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2017-06-18 at 1:47 PM UTC in Crazy Glue in DickAdditionally you can also just not be an absolute dipshit and post the image the same way you've posted other, working images in the past.
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2017-06-18 at 11:45 AM UTC in Crazy Glue in Dick
Originally posted by infinityshock stop posting stupid shit. as a matter of fact…stop posting at all.
there are a billion alternatives to doing something that, regardless of sanitization procedures undertaken, is virtually guaranteed to cause an introduction of really nasty microbes somewhere they have no business being. as i said in previous posts…a prognosis/diagnosis/treatment plan is virtually infinite depending on the type of blockage and location, but you jump right to possibly the most invasive, damaging, and likely to cause infection. probably would even need a full surgical suite for that shit, as elaborate as it is.
if its a male (wouldnt work on a female…but thats not the point of the OP) the blockage in the urethra could simply be bypassed and the ruined section (if not possible to repair) could be replaced with some sort of surgical-grade tubing. or…poor bastard…a perpetual piss bag/catheter.
kidney stone blockage is not the same thing as a urethra being forcibly sealed with a functioning adhesive. completely different treatment regimen, ffs.
stfu and go back to abusing your child.
Fuck you, faggot. It could be implemented on a female and this is legit as an emergency treatment. You're WAY over estimating introduction of infection. OF FUCKING COURSE you need to clean site before introducing the needle and be in a clean environment, preferably sterile if at all possible, you shit-stain faggot!
They use needles and tocars with a canndula attached to puncture the rumen in goats, cattle, and sheep to relieve gas pressure in emergency situations, and rarely is there much of any sanitizing prior- granted, most don't give a fuck as much as if this were a human, but there is good prognosis when done properly, and most do make it. I've done this one time, and had full recovery. This was done in a drive-way, on her farm on a goat. I spayed the area down with a hose to knock down dust, and used a bottle of bleach to "hillbilly" sterilize the area as best as I could. I shaved the skin with clippers, and used 93% rubbing alcohol to clean the skin and my hands (after doing a good washing/scrubbing before hand). There was no infection to occur. This was also done into an organ (rumen) with a FUCKTON of bacteria which could have caused infection at the puncture site. It did not. The real fear here is introduction of bacteria of a nasty variety into the rumen. I advised administration of a 10 day antibiotic course (bactrim was my choice for availability, cost, what was on hand, and for being a good one for both gram-neg./gram pos. bacteria.) though she DID NOT follow my advise here, and goat was still fine. It wasn't hard, and while a second person to help was definitely easier than alone, it could have been preformed solo. This would translate just fine to a human, as well- male or female.
There isn't a whole lot of difference in what I described doing, and being we are talking an emergency situation. I described in laymen's terms "decompression of bladder via cystocentesis".
Ideally, you'd want to have an ultrasound machine so you can clearly see, and aid in placement, but it could be done without one, having someone very familiar with where the badder and other organs lie.
It is not "guarenteed to introduce microbes" with some common fucking sense, which it's obvious you lack. This is a legitimate procedure to do to buy time to empty the badder, before surgery on the urethra to be unblocked.
Get fucked faggot. I'm going to be nice and source you everything I described, faggot. Now, suck my nice fat, big, black 12-inch e-cock.
I have forgotten more practical medicine than you've ever known or will know in your life, nigger. I also am not afraid to save lives, be they human or animal. At the end of the day, we overall have the same parts, and it's just minor tweaks to adjust one treatment from animal to animal, with a few little side-notes here and there to worry about. Treatments found to aid human's usually started off on an animal first, anyway. You also mentioned "alternatives"- in an emergency, where you got a bladder full of piss and a blockage, you don't have a lot of time to fuck around unless you wanna cause damage that'll be a lot harder and more invasive to fix.
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2017-06-18 at 11:31 AM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
Originally posted by NARCassist yeh but my shit don't stink, yay i'm awesome.
granted but because you no longer go to the store you lose touch of the prices of beer. the people going to the store for you take advantage of this fact and rip you off daily.
i wish i had a pile of heroin the size of my house that was totally invisible and undetectable in anyway to anybody else. like the tardis they would just walk straight past it completely oblivious to its existence. except for if i put into a wrap to sell/give to somebody, but then only they could see it.
now that would be so awesome
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Granted, but... You know what, fuck it, you can have your wish as is. I'm in a good mood today and it sounds like that would make you very happy. So be it.
I wish I could shapeshift.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-18 at 1:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-16 at 11:23 PM UTC in Future tech you want to seeA robot that rapes Malice.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-16 at 10:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Hydro's post summary: Vietnam vet she takes care of is old, a severe long-term alcoholic, morbidly obese, stinks like rotting meat due to his legs having had agent orange exposure, can barely walk, incredibly filthy house, actually had maggots develop on his legs because of this, uses piss jugs which cause the place to reek of urine as well
"He has a penis, that resembles more a vagina with huge swollen testicles- literally. There's nothing there… I kinda feel sorry for him- he's smaller than a micro-penis… and I often wonder if he ever did have a dick, and if this really is from agent orange."
"(sometimes shit, because he's getting to the point he's so lazy he waits til the last second to go take a shit, and then sometimes he shits all over the floor, can't clean it up, but tries by smearing it around everywhere, then doesn't tell anyone until days later when it's stuck on everything and he's tracked shit everywhere on his bandaged feet that I have to then handle to take off his bandages.)"
and has various other major behavioral problems.
Also: "…but only after I go visit Piles of Crack for his birthday this week coming up, and fuck him silly. I seriously need dick. I'm so sexually deprived, it's not funny. I can't orgasm through masturbation, which sucks really bad. God, I can't wait to bury his huge cock deep inside me."
Umm, hmm. Congratulations, PoC.
LMAO.. shut the fuck up Malice.. how the fuck you gonna have a summary that is just as long as the original post..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-16 at 8:13 PM UTC in Future tech you want to seeBut for real, getting butter in every square thoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-16 at 6:18 PM UTC in Future tech you want to seeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-16 at 5:25 PM UTC in In all seriousness though...
Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, you have a naïve view of mental illness. It's a thing. And it's a factor. But you, and a lot of other people, are using it as an excuse to give up entirely and act like victims of circumstances, when you're making it worse with your bottom bitch cuckoldry. Depression doesn't have to overtake your life, but it's easy to let it, so you fags do.
That's the thing you mongs don't seem to be grasping; again, you're not special snowflakes and nobody else nnows your plight. Lots of people suffer from depression. They generally just don't let it engulf them and succumb to the comfort of it.
Did you even read the second part of my post? I don’t just sit around bitching about my depression. For the last couple months I’ve made some pretty big changes in my life and I’ve been working to be self‐sufficient at something that I enjoy doing. I’ve been happy with the progress I’ve made but I still feel like shit alot of the time.
It’s not about being a special snowflake. You don’t know anyone’s personal circumstances or their mental state or how they feel inside.
And “the comfort of it”. What? Apparently your definition of comfort is feeling so numb that you cut up you thighs with a razor or don’t eat for days and you start having panic attacks because you think you can’t breathe. Do you even know what metal illness is? It’s not just people sitting around bitching about imaginary problems because they don’t feel like doing anything like you make it out to be.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-16 at 1:27 PM UTC in How many years have you given the jails?I'll just say that the captain FUCKLORD's 'you got caught' is a cringe response based out of pride from those who have never been.
I get it, I do. It's actually a great accomplishment that you've never done time, at least at those who have lived a lifestyle where you likely should have. Falco, you've admitted you've eaten a pot gummy and that's it, so obviously you've never been in a position to get caught; you didn't outsmart the law ever, aside from never haven broke the law to begin with, and that's fine, that's actually impressive.
For those of us who HAVE, well, you win some you lose some. I've learned a good share during my times of incarceration, for better or worse. I wouldn't choose to do it again if I had the option, but DETERMINISM doesn't give me that option anyway. I WAS ALWAYS GONNA BE A SLAVE OF THE STATE. lol
memememe knows. Do a few years locked up, even a few months. I think everyone in the world should, for perspective sake. It's not the end of the world, and it's interesting to see what REALLY goes on on the inside, not what you see on cringe TV shows. Not that it's all rape and shit talk; its generally quite mild, but it's an interesting thing to experience, to see how (often normal) people respond to being caged.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-16 at 12:49 PM UTC in I need to talk to a Psychonaut that isn't a complete assholeFuck off, HTS. Keep your negative bullshit to yourself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-16 at 8:59 AM UTC in In all seriousness though...Uh, whatever dude.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
