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or just buy stuff you like that doesn't carry premium or designer labels
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Originally posted by NARCassist
be nice if sum1 did, i spent over half hour typing that out.
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If someone harasses Lanny into giving me me OG &T props, ill hook u up ma nigga.
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2017-08-06 at 9:27 PM UTC
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Can you bust a nut on DPH?
Originally posted by NARCassist
what is DPH?
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diphenhydramine/Benedryl
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2017-08-06 at 8:09 PM UTC
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Anyone here ever been raped?
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
An estimation of quantity is not a list.
"Can I have a list of people in that room?"
"Yeah, there were about 20 people in that room"
I tried to use a formula to estimate a quantity of yo mommas body fat but when i pressed "=" the calculator assploded.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
dont act like youve never taken it in the ass.
OH, I won't and I have
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Originally posted by NARCassist
fuck i need to chill. the novelty of being out is really starting to wear off now
thats the bummer with coming out. you cant ever go back in if you change your mind once everyone knows youre gay.
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Originally posted by Malice
How old is falco, really? He acts like someone who might still be in his teens or early 20s, or just never really grew up.
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2017-08-06 at 4:24 AM UTC
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ITT we post really sexy women
This nasty lil slut do whatever I want
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2017-08-06 at 3:12 AM UTC
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making the pussy purr
Every girl is different when it comes to what turns her on & especially what makes her cum. A woman can be turned on and enjoying herself entirely without having an orgasm. I guess a good way to put it is, not every great sex encounter results in a female orgasm but all female orgasms are the result of a great sexual encounter.
I guess some easy and quick tips are:
1) Confidence, submissive and naive aren't exactly turn ons for most females. You can be gentle and slow but don't be awkward and insecure.
2) Spontaneous acts In the middle of sex, If it's nothing too crazy (like surprise anal)! Little taboo moves that you just go for without asking. Lightly choking, (the second guy I ever had sex with all of a sudden choked me a bit, not like psycho killer style but light and firm). It took me by surprise but I liked how he just went for it. LOL, I had a hookup one time where a guy was giving me oral and then surprised me with a rim job. Not gonna lie, I didn't stop him. I've never given a rim job myself, blowjobs is a necessity when keeping a man but I never desired or felt the need to lick an asshole. Basically, do something slightly out of yours and hers norm spontaneously.
3) Be good at oral, I wish I could be more descriptive but trust me, if she's not spazzing out like the exorcist, it's not as good as it could be. Nothing is more boring than boring oral. I guess one tip would be to genuinely enjoy doing it. Oral sex is a great because it shows that you care about the other person getting off, not just yourself.
4) Don't be an idiot and ignore the clit, also, fuck like a man, not jackhammer stuck on repeat mode. I have lost count of the times I have heard girls complain about guys they fucked who just pounded them like a "jackhammer" or a "jack rabbit" . Maybe for a small amount of the time that shit is okay, like at the end when you're just trying to finish but I haven't met a single girl that said she enjoys that style of sex and I've heard countless stories where they were disappointed and/or frustrated with a guy who fucked like that.
Same for fingering/for play, you don't just jam your fingers in there as fast as you can over and over again, that's not what mostgirls enjoy. I say most because there might be a small percentage that do.
5) I would say my final tip to making a girl cum (if this was how to turn a girl on or just be a good lay, there would be lots more to talk about) but we're just talking about making her finish. I notice that it's usually doing a couple things at the same time that push me over the edge into having an orgasm. Do stuff to her with your hands while you're penetrating her: Twist the nipples (in a sexy way not a purple nurple way, rub the clit, lightly choke (or maybe not so lightly, some girls like it rougher than others. I personally think if I'm being choked too hard it's a turn off and a little ridiculous, to each their own though). Use a small toy in her ass and fuck her pussy with you dick. Use something sexy like a black ribbon instead of cliche handcuffs.
TLD;R Confidence is key, be a man not a pussy. If she's not a dyke she doesn't want to fuck a pussy. You're a man not a jackhammer. You have hands, use them.
Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-06T05:38:26.859024+00:00
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I don't get why you respond and argue with infinityshock every time he makes a post toward you, which is literally any time you make any post. He just says the same thing about jedi nigger fag slut cocks up your assmouth, and you always derail whatever thread you're in by arguing with him over it. He gets you hook, line, and sinker every time.
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2017-08-05 at 7:54 AM UTC
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ATTN : LANNY
Lol, who exactly looks up to you speckles?
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2017-08-05 at 4:46 AM UTC
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ATTN : LANNY
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I have a way with people. Even though they hate me, they still look up to me.
Nope.
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Originally posted by Piles of Crack
I feel like I just shed a 500 lb weight cutting things off with hydro.
T, if you're reading this, I'm sorry I didn't heed your warnings.
oh man oh man here come the walls of text aimed at poc and not §m£ÂgØL
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Originally posted by mashlehash
Sorry to hear. Keep a smile on your face.
Fuck smiling
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2017-08-03 at 9:26 PM UTC
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I'm an outta shape ass nigga.
take the trainspotting diet
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2017-08-03 at 8:10 PM UTC
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the photoshop fred
Originally posted by NARCassist
how is that^ done? that can't be down to using just a flash surely?
no...a flash wouldnt work. that was at least a half a mile away.
its too complicated to explain in a post...but the basic settings on all cameras are shutter speed, the lens aperture (the hole size in the lens that lets light in), as well as the ISO settings which determine (in this case) the digital sensors preference on absorbing light. (very simplified explanation)
in a nutshell...the left pic is brighter because the various settings let in more light. the right pic is darker because the various settings didnt let in as much light.
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2017-08-03 at 11:52 AM UTC
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i want to see your drawings
Originally posted by NARCassist
how long mescaline trip last for?
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Like ACID. About 8 hours.
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