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  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice How old is falco, really? He acts like someone who might still be in his teens or early 20s, or just never really grew up.

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  2. RestStop Space Nigga


    This nasty lil slut do whatever I want
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  3. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Every girl is different when it comes to what turns her on & especially what makes her cum. A woman can be turned on and enjoying herself entirely without having an orgasm. I guess a good way to put it is, not every great sex encounter results in a female orgasm but all female orgasms are the result of a great sexual encounter.

    I guess some easy and quick tips are:

    1) Confidence, submissive and naive aren't exactly turn ons for most females. You can be gentle and slow but don't be awkward and insecure.

    2) Spontaneous acts In the middle of sex, If it's nothing too crazy (like surprise anal)! Little taboo moves that you just go for without asking. Lightly choking, (the second guy I ever had sex with all of a sudden choked me a bit, not like psycho killer style but light and firm). It took me by surprise but I liked how he just went for it. LOL, I had a hookup one time where a guy was giving me oral and then surprised me with a rim job. Not gonna lie, I didn't stop him. I've never given a rim job myself, blowjobs is a necessity when keeping a man but I never desired or felt the need to lick an asshole. Basically, do something slightly out of yours and hers norm spontaneously.

    3) Be good at oral, I wish I could be more descriptive but trust me, if she's not spazzing out like the exorcist, it's not as good as it could be. Nothing is more boring than boring oral. I guess one tip would be to genuinely enjoy doing it. Oral sex is a great because it shows that you care about the other person getting off, not just yourself.

    4) Don't be an idiot and ignore the clit, also, fuck like a man, not jackhammer stuck on repeat mode. I have lost count of the times I have heard girls complain about guys they fucked who just pounded them like a "jackhammer" or a "jack rabbit" . Maybe for a small amount of the time that shit is okay, like at the end when you're just trying to finish but I haven't met a single girl that said she enjoys that style of sex and I've heard countless stories where they were disappointed and/or frustrated with a guy who fucked like that.
    Same for fingering/for play, you don't just jam your fingers in there as fast as you can over and over again, that's not what mostgirls enjoy. I say most because there might be a small percentage that do.

    5) I would say my final tip to making a girl cum (if this was how to turn a girl on or just be a good lay, there would be lots more to talk about) but we're just talking about making her finish. I notice that it's usually doing a couple things at the same time that push me over the edge into having an orgasm. Do stuff to her with your hands while you're penetrating her: Twist the nipples (in a sexy way not a purple nurple way, rub the clit, lightly choke (or maybe not so lightly, some girls like it rougher than others. I personally think if I'm being choked too hard it's a turn off and a little ridiculous, to each their own though). Use a small toy in her ass and fuck her pussy with you dick. Use something sexy like a black ribbon instead of cliche handcuffs.


    TLD;R Confidence is key, be a man not a pussy. If she's not a dyke she doesn't want to fuck a pussy. You're a man not a jackhammer. You have hands, use them.

    Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-06T05:38:26.859024+00:00
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  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I don't get why you respond and argue with infinityshock every time he makes a post toward you, which is literally any time you make any post. He just says the same thing about jedi nigger fag slut cocks up your assmouth, and you always derail whatever thread you're in by arguing with him over it. He gets you hook, line, and sinker every time.
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  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Lol, who exactly looks up to you speckles?
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  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I have a way with people. Even though they hate me, they still look up to me.

    Nope.
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  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I feel like I just shed a 500 lb weight cutting things off with hydro.

    T, if you're reading this, I'm sorry I didn't heed your warnings.

    oh man oh man here come the walls of text aimed at poc and not §m£ÂgØL
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  8. Originally posted by mashlehash Sorry to hear. Keep a smile on your face.



    Fuck smiling
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  9. bling bling Dark Matter
    take the trainspotting diet
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  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist how is that^ done? that can't be down to using just a flash surely?


    no...a flash wouldnt work. that was at least a half a mile away.

    its too complicated to explain in a post...but the basic settings on all cameras are shutter speed, the lens aperture (the hole size in the lens that lets light in), as well as the ISO settings which determine (in this case) the digital sensors preference on absorbing light. (very simplified explanation)

    in a nutshell...the left pic is brighter because the various settings let in more light. the right pic is darker because the various settings didnt let in as much light.
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  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by NARCassist how long mescaline trip last for?




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    Like ACID. About 8 hours.
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  13. Originally posted by NARCassist no, don't do this, it'll make it worse.

    More importantly, it will turn him into a metrosexual faggot.
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  14. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Get giant breast implants and make fun of hers for being small.
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  15. Originally posted by cerakote more like he has a gay crush on lanny

    Lanny humours him by acting like he's taking him seriously, so he became obsessed with Lanny. Pretty much the same deal as nerds who fall in love when a pretty chick is nice to them.
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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist telling people you fuck cats don't help either tho




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    nor did the 1/2 inch retreating penis pic
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  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I went to my favorite neighborhood bar the love goat for dollar drinks and got properly pissed. I get home and I hear loud music inside my place, its that one song from LMFAO... I'm like what the fuck? And run into my place and In my cats room justin bieber is break dancing and my cat is standing on two feet and drinking a brew chanting "GO BIEBER! GO BIEBER! GO BIEBER!" while fist pumping

    I can't believe what I'm fucking seeing and yell "ARRRRCHER!!!!" and the music suddenly stops and I yell "GET THIS FAGGOT OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!" and Archie says "sorry for party rcking daddie, hehhehehhehehe" and runs away.

    Bieber is just posing on the floor and he says "yo fool dat was not cool" And at this time I'm boiling with rage and I yell "RETARD!" and jump on top of him and I'm choking him with one hand and punching in the face with the other and spitting in his face and he's screaming and crying like a little bitch.

    I straddle his face and unzip my pants and pull out my flaccid cock and he starts blowing me while crying and I can't get hard because I'm so pissed off and drunk so I say "this blow job sucks" and slap him and I stand up and say "I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! RAAAAAAARRRWWG!!!" and start pulling pud and bust a nut all over his face and then I look at my work and give him a scowl but calmly say "you disgust me... get out now"



    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-08-02T12:46:46.678865+00:00
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RisiR † What's with your pants in that pic? Are those shorts? Looks weird.

    his pants are around his ankles

    he saw that as he was flashing old ladies in the park and just had to pause to take a photo of it
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock no one wants to hear about your gay dating fantasies.

    Awww, they don't? Why not? We all patiently read yours day in and day out, can't you be kind enough to read a few of ours too? Rude!
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