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2017-08-03 at 6:28 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-03 at 6:25 AM UTC in cant think of something horrible enough to do to titsGet giant breast implants and make fun of hers for being small.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-03 at 5:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-03 at 12:37 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-02 at 12:38 PM UTC in A couple nights agoI went to my favorite neighborhood bar the love goat for dollar drinks and got properly pissed. I get home and I hear loud music inside my place, its that one song from LMFAO... I'm like what the fuck? And run into my place and In my cats room justin bieber is break dancing and my cat is standing on two feet and drinking a brew chanting "GO BIEBER! GO BIEBER! GO BIEBER!" while fist pumping
I can't believe what I'm fucking seeing and yell "ARRRRCHER!!!!" and the music suddenly stops and I yell "GET THIS FAGGOT OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!" and Archie says "sorry for party rcking daddie, hehhehehhehehe" and runs away.
Bieber is just posing on the floor and he says "yo fool dat was not cool" And at this time I'm boiling with rage and I yell "RETARD!" and jump on top of him and I'm choking him with one hand and punching in the face with the other and spitting in his face and he's screaming and crying like a little bitch.
I straddle his face and unzip my pants and pull out my flaccid cock and he starts blowing me while crying and I can't get hard because I'm so pissed off and drunk so I say "this blow job sucks" and slap him and I stand up and say "I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! RAAAAAAARRRWWG!!!" and start pulling pud and bust a nut all over his face and then I look at my work and give him a scowl but calmly say "you disgust me... get out now"
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-08-02T12:46:46.678865+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-02 at 6:01 AM UTC in Animals, breh
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2017-08-02 at 5:43 AM UTC in making the pussy purrThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 10:11 PM UTC in okcupidThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 7:20 PM UTC in i want to see your drawingsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 7:10 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youcan do a neat trick with a highlighterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 3:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by CASPER How do I make a forlorn/angry/betrayed watery eye emoji? Which one is that one?
https://niggasin.space/smiley-refrence
This is the closest one, it kind of looks like what you're on track to look like anyway:
Look, I even made some friends. I've been gaining their trust since earlier this year when I first spotted them. Ash seems to be a stray/neighborhood cat, likely had a home earlier in her life, and she also has her ear clipped, which is a sign that a stray/feral cat has been spayed or neutered. Bella seems to be semi-feal based on her temperament, not nearly as socialized, although she likely had a home at one point, but has been homeless too long and won't let me touch/pet her. Little Guy is her daughter and was never socialized during the critical period, so she's even more adverse to people, fully feral, although I've gained her trust enough that she feels comfortable coming inside to eat and me being within 5 feet of her, even closer if she's calm and I use the proper technique to not frighten her.
Ash today, in the kitchen cupboard above the counter. She likes to spend most of her time in here, even multiple days, now:
Pretty momma Bella. Look at those blue eyes, that fur, and the variegated fluffy tail (Looks super fluffy when she's standing up and it's pointed upward):
Little Guy (Thought it was a boy for a while because of course I couldn't check and she had an aggressive looking face, seemed very tough, and did act the part as well.):
It feels really nice to finally have some company. Cats are by far the animals I feel the most affinity toward, particularly strays and ferals. They're like me in many ways. They come by daily and tend to hang around out in front.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-01 at 3:40 AM UTC in Tard out test / iq testwas probably sploo, your personal information's common knowledge hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 1:50 AM UTC in i want to see your drawingsI just drew this one up for you.
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2017-08-01 at 1:33 AM UTC in i want to see your drawingsthese are unfinished
this one i fucked up, but you could say i fucked them all up
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2017-08-01 at 1:30 AM UTC in i want to see your drawingsso who likes to draw or sketch? i want to see what you do
it doesnt matter if it's good or not
the way someone draws says a lot about who they are so i wanna see whatchu do
here i am. not fishing for attention. just sharing and inquiring you all about your creativity
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2017-07-31 at 9:34 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
Originally posted by NARCassist i've actually got really good skin for my age, considering 21 years of heroin use. i believe that if not abused to the extreme, that slowing down heart rate and respiration actually helps fight the ageing process. in fact i'm pretty certain that the bad skin that is seen on heroin addicts is actually a result of the self-neglect that is common amongst the real 'junkie' type of heroin users. you also have to consider the fact that those types nearly always abuse many other drugs as well as alcohol. i know plenty of 'pleasure-seeking' heroin users that don't self-neglect, and in nearly every case they keep clean, eat well and are pretty much indistinguishable from any non-drug users you could find anywhere.
edit: here judge for yourselves, what you think for 44 year old, 21 year heroin user?
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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-07-31T04:38:04.631450+00:00
Get On My LevelThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-31 at 8:38 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-31 at 2:46 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
"it's time to stop shitposting"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-31 at 8:41 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy women
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2017-07-31 at 5:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThen they'll say "didn't read" and just fork over a B.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
