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2017-06-15 at 11:37 PM UTC in I got my mail-order kid todayand I'm still waiting for speckles retort to this..
Originally posted by NARCassist making loaves and fishes appear is a cheap magicians trick. curing illness, well if that makes you a messiah then this guy is a messiah also, you must agree.
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1454-6-tricks-i-learned-as-faith-healer-for-scamming-you.html
as for raising the dead, and rising from the dead himself, even as recently as within the past 100 years people have been wrongfully pronounced dead by physicians, only to later find scratches on the inside of the coffins. there is no way in jesus' times anybody could have absolutely been able to say that Christ or his 'patients' were actually dead in the first place. they could well have been comatose(or drugged). or he did like that^ guy and paid some hobo's to act.
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2017-06-15 at 11:34 PM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
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2017-06-15 at 11:31 PM UTC in In all seriousness though...JUST PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!
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2017-06-15 at 11:29 PM UTC in WTF?? i wanted to fuck maliceman, I was so looking forward to malice committing suicide coz he couldn't get on NIS an all.
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2017-06-15 at 11:28 PM UTC in WTF?? i wanted to fuck maliceyou don't get to choose the word tho.
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2017-06-15 at 10:57 PM UTC in whats with this stupid shit niggai just spent 2 years in jail, try that you whiny ass bitch.
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2017-06-15 at 10:56 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
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2017-06-15 at 10:52 PM UTC in Novel ideasAriane Grande: The explosive true story of her last tour.
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2017-06-15 at 10:49 PM UTC in I need to talk to a Psychonaut that isn't a complete assholebeen doing acid, mdma for over 25 years. also done my fair share of mushrooms and a bit of dmt. hit me up if it helps.
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2017-06-15 at 10:47 PM UTC in HELP, computer now fucked after installing shitty old printerappreciate y'all trying to help though.
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2017-06-15 at 10:46 PM UTC in HELP, computer now fucked after installing shitty old printerok, no need to reply now. this was actually a trap fred for taboo. was hoping to get cat fucker in here to say printer. but he too fucking autisltic to trap like that. so yeh there was never fuck all wrong with my pooter. as if I'd buy a fucking shitty old printer for £3 anyway, lol.
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2017-06-15 at 10:41 PM UTC in WTF?? i wanted to fuck malicewhy have I received a new mark in taboo?
I've been trying for a week and a half to get that autilstic fucker to say printer. do you know how hard that is? all he ever talks about is fucking autilsmsmsmsm.
a week and a half ago I goaded him about printing off a pic of a cat and then not being able to afford a printer. then I made this trap fred about how my computer got fucked up coz I bought some shitty printer for £3. I waited a fucking week coz I figured that autisltic fuck would be over-analysing every post, any other fucker wouldn't have been able to help themselves from saying something and pulling me up on that. not malice, no. I'm wondering if lanny gave him a pointer or summing.
all that work I put in and now I get a new fucking mark, what the fucking fuck man??? I was seriously looking forward to getting that cat fucker banned.
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2017-06-15 at 3:18 PM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by -SpectraL The only reason miracle exists is for that very purpose. Miracles exist to prove beyond all doubt that the person is from God. If not for the miracles, no one would be able to truly believe and have genuine faith. Jesus' miracles have been heavily reported on by various historians who were there, on the scene, and so there can be no doubt Jesus is from God. Witnesses reported Jesus was able to raise the dead, cure the terminally and chronically ill, make fishes and loaves appear out of thin air, walk on water, tell the future, and many other feats which would be impossible if he were just a normal man. The miracles are a promise, an assurance, of what is to come at the end of this wicked system of things. And they are also a guarantee of legitimacy.
making loaves and fishes appear is a cheap magicians trick. curing illness, well if that makes you a messiah then this guy is a messiah also, you must agree.
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1454-6-tricks-i-learned-as-faith-healer-for-scamming-you.html
as for raising the dead, and rising from the dead himself, even as recently as within the past 100 years people have been wrongfully pronounced dead by physicians, only to later find scratches on the inside of the coffins. there is no way in jesus' times anybody could have absolutely been able to say that Christ or his 'patients' were actually dead in the first place. they could well have been comatose(or drugged). or he did like that^ guy and paid some hobo's to act.
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2017-06-15 at 2:51 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Somebody wanted me to go to a car-race with them and I lied and said I had to go to work to get out of it
who were the somebody? were they a nauseating cunt?
Originally posted by Piles of Crack I told my therapist that I think sobriety is a good idea for me then drove to the liquor store immediately after the appointment where I secured a liter of bourbon whiskey which I am currently enjoying directly from the bottle it was sold in
2 my nigga's, 2 wagwan's
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2017-06-15 at 2:48 PM UTC in I got my mail-order kid todaya man made record isn't proof of anything. look at wikileaks for example, many documents there reveal proper official documents to be false. you should know this simple fact.
and then lets assume that the ancient records were not bullshit. how do the record makers know that jesus was really the messiah and not just a really convincing nutjob?
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2017-06-15 at 2:44 PM UTC in Opinions on the homeless?is this still a sewage fred? I canny be assed to read through 3x50 pages of scron/infaggotry/totse/Bill Krozby shitposting today.
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2017-06-15 at 2:40 PM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by Dargo The covenant? That was God's promise to send Christ to fulfill the law and deliver the jedi people. At no point in time were they ever expected to produce a messiah.
how you know a messiah/jesus actually existed tho, and wasn't just a fraud, like some kind of dark age david Koresh?
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2017-06-15 at 1:03 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
Originally posted by Number13 Granted but you will never be alone ever again and everything you do will be done with a partner
You nut in a bitch? there's two of you nutting in her. You rob a bank? that's a two way split nigga. You die? both of you die
I wish I could cook
granted, tank uploads cooking files straight to your brain in the matrix. they contain recipe's and cookery knowledge to create any dish that was ever created on earth. every ingredient is either a 0 or a 1.
I wish I was a drummer.
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2017-06-15 at 12:53 PM UTC in I like FruitI leik froot too
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2017-06-15 at 12:52 PM UTC in I kinda think adults dieing is sadder than young children dieing.lol, catfucker got reckt, this game is ruthless yo.
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