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2017-07-06 at 7:46 PM UTC in question about eating lsd
Originally posted by greenplastic are all of you really this fucking stupid?
no, not stupid. it just seems you are asking a question to which there has been little study done. so if you want to know the answer i suggest you start with these
https://research.unc.edu/files/2013/03/CCM3_039065.pdf
https://www.grants.gov/web/grants/applicants/apply-for-grants/step-1-download-an-application-package.html
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2017-07-06 at 7:38 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
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2017-07-06 at 7:34 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-07-06 at 7:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-07-06 at 7:25 PM UTC in A letter to the spider in my bathroomany attempt to contact any of the residents at the refuge will result in us reporting you to the local authorities for harassment. the safety of our residents is paramount.
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2017-07-06 at 7:23 PM UTC in A letter to the spider in my bathroom
Originally posted by 霍比特人 Fuck you, I'm going to see him tonight. I'm writing a letter to him right now.
for the protection of our residents the location of the refuge must be kept confidential. which is why you will not find us on google, the yellow pages or any other directories. sorry if this causes any inconvenience but the safety of our residents is paramount.
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2017-07-06 at 7:21 PM UTC in QUeen's Guard v Secret Servicei suppose the american equivalent of a dude who defeats his adversaries without the use of standard weapons would be mcgyver. i think i'll stick with dr who thanks
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2017-07-06 at 7:18 PM UTC in QUeen's Guard v Secret Service
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2017-07-06 at 7:15 PM UTC in question about eating lsd
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2017-07-06 at 7:12 PM UTC in A letter to the spider in my bathroomam considering opening a refuge for battered and abused spiders. i think i could do a lot of good in the community with this project. me and lysol talked about it in detail last night, he thinks its a great idea and gives me his full support. shall talk to the local authorities tomorrow about funding.
sorry §m£ÂgØL, the conditions of the refuge state no cell phones are allowed as spider victims of domestic abuse can be contacted by their abusers, and be subject to threats and intimidation. obviously we cannot allow this to happen which is the reason for the outside communications ban.
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2017-07-06 at 6:43 PM UTC in A letter to the spider in my bathroomhe's settled in nicely in the corner of the kitchen window, even caught himself a daddy long legs for dinner. he says hi, but he's still not ready to come home. he likes the fresh cornish sea air here.
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2017-07-06 at 6:28 PM UTC in question about eating lsdi usually wash blotters down with a drink to make sure they reach the stomach quicker. i still trip fucking hard. so obviously the 'acid gets absorbed into blood before it reaches stomach' theory is bullshit. once a chemical gets into the bloodstream it is only seconds until it reaches the brain. so if that were true it wouldn't take so long after swallowing before the effects were noticed.
spectroll talking bollocks as usual.
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2017-07-06 at 4:38 PM UTC in This isn't funny anymore Lanny, we need an ignore function
Originally posted by -SpectraL You guys are going about this all wrong. What you need to do is, instead of destroying or degrading the BBS, you need to make a reasonable rule-set and then actually enforce them, without playing favorites. Implementing rules and then being arbitrary about enforcing them was your problem to begin with.
i don't like rules tho, its why i joined this community in the first place.
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2017-07-06 at 10:51 AM UTC in A letter to the spider in my bathroomhe turned up here last night with all his bags. says you nearly killed him and he's never coming back home again. i told him he can stay here as long as he likes.
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2017-07-06 at 10:45 AM UTC in This isn't funny anymore Lanny, we need an ignore functionyou could pretty easily delete any accounts with less than say 5 posts that are more than a week old. then have new users first ten posts having to get approved before they go on the board. i mean its not like we're getting hoards of new users every week.
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2017-07-06 at 10:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Literally just spent 21 hours masturbating. Beat that motherfuckers. Do I have the site record? I wasn't even on drugs! (Well, except for Nardil.)
Reason? Mainly complete inorgasmia from Nardil. I noticed it before. I don't need to do it often at all, normally I literally do not have thoughts of sex throughout the day, develop erections, watch porn, or even feel sexual attraction IRL. I only do it when it's been long enough that sex drive arises, which is pretty minor, because I see it as a mild nuisance and it's easier to just take a few minutes to do it than attempting to subdue it via willpower or Buddhist techniques I'm unaware of.
IIRC last time I may have taken 5 hours of so at most because I was on modafinil and fell into this dilemma: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wait/walk_dilemma
There may have been an instance or two before that, although I did eventually manage to come during one or the singular instance. That was a lot of semen.
After the modafinil instance stupidity, the drug can trigger getting trapped in a cycle like this, as can (Other? Not sure if it's classified as one.) stimulants. A sort of OCD evocation or exacerbation, along or alternatively with the increase of attention span, motivation, cognitive endurance and energy (I think that's all.) After that incident I decided to set some simple rules. If it's taking longer than 5 minutes and you repeatedly experience a loss of erection or interest, it's not going to happen and you should stop. Along with, and I think this was a previous rule from a long time ago, although I may have set it due to the effect on pleasure when masturbating used to be considerably more enjoyable, seeing it as a waste, not doing so in a half assed manner, if I'm not sure I really want to, don't feel that strong of an urge.
Anyway, why did this latest incident occur from 3AM Tuesday to Midnight Thursday, with very short breaks? Well, I wanted to drain my balls, for one, and didn't seem willing to give up. Amazingly, I didn't seem to give it much thought beyond that and wasn't keeping track of time. I suppose at some point it had just been so long and my sleep cycle would have been so messed up that I decided to keep going. It's not as if I have any obligations, anything important to do.
Amazingly, other than the difficulty with keeping erections and the lack of lube (Used coconut oil, which I had to keep reapplying, and later added in sunscreen. The oil made a fucking mess, but I needed to change my sheets anyway.) (I really need to buy more, something thick and long lasting this time, like anal lube), it was actually enjoyable and fun! Amazingly, I didn't lose my ability to experience pleasure after all that time, so it was just never ending, as long as I could get it up. At least it was an interesting experience, of indulging in pleasure and fantasy for such an extended period. Toward the end I was on the verge of falling asleep, having to repeatedly battle it, and it really fucked with my visualization ability because every time I would close my eyes I'd go into the pre-sleep mildly dreamlike state where these visualizations, like minor weak dreams, start coming out and you begin drifting to sleep, along with my visuals being distorted and the quality diminished.
This was terribly dysfunctional and a ridiculous/moronic waste of time. Only time I can really remember doing something like this. Well, I learned my lesson.
Oh, and I was genuinely afraid of what might occur if I did actually manage to orgam/ejaculate after all that time. Hopefully I'll just have a wet dream if the inorgasmia doesn't subside soon, having perpetual blue balls would suck, I can't remember the last time I experienced that. Prostate stimulation doesn't work for me, so that isn't an option, although I did notice I had leaked a bit of seminal fluid after defecating on Tuesday.
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2017-07-06 at 9:22 AM UTC in This isn't funny anymore Lanny, we need an ignore functioni can imagine scronaldo's room completely covered every surface in postit notes with usernames and passwords, prolly all done in a 24 hour meth binge.
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2017-07-06 at 8:51 AM UTC in Happy independence day Amerifags!
Originally posted by Totse 2001 without the aid of map.google you couldn't place all states in order.
or counties in states. So shut up you filthy heathen and take that back about our countrypeople
i can place most american states off the top of my head.
alaska....................................................................................................maine
washington, montana, n. dakota, minnisota, michigan,..........new york, vermont, new hampshire, massachusetts
..oregan, idaho, s. dakota, iowa, illonois, indiana, ohio, pensylvania, connecticut, rhode is
...california, nevada, utah, colorado, kansas, missouri, kentuky, indiana, w. virginia, e. virginia, maryland, new jersey, delaware
............. arizona, new mexico, texas, oklahoma, arkansas, tennessee, n. carolina
.........................................................louisiana, alabama, georgia, s. carolina
.............................................................................................florida
hawaii
i know i have missed some but whatever.
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2017-07-06 at 7:39 AM UTC in anybody into astronomy?
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2017-07-06 at 7:37 AM UTC in LGBT=pedoslike i said before, its the risk that attracts people to having sex with kids. illicit sex, the forbidden, always makes sex more exciting. some people just go for the extreme forbidden to get their jollies. when everyone wakes up to this fact maybe we'll all see sense and stop making children a target of those who seek the thrill that comes with the extreme forbidden.
