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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 All malice has to do is manipulate them into it. The trick is to go for the young and ugly ones with low self esteem.

    Were he a woman he could just get pregnant and trap them into a relationship.

    Or he can be a sugar daddy. People love a good sugar daddy.

    they love sugar daddies coz they're rich, so i doubt he could afford that tho.




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i use my left hand to fist myself




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dissociator https://therainmen.bandcamp.com/album/the-legend-of-kuje-tej-3
    ITS NOISE
    ITS SHIT
    ITS SHIT
    ZONGO
    https://therainmen.bandcamp.com/track/nicotine-brainstem

    lol, they want $7 for that shite.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash If I place my hand there, do I get brautism?

    you'll prolly get summing, i forgot to wash my hands after having a shit.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock that

    well you could always get a real firing pin and attach that if it makes you feel better. you're free to do whatever you like. besides, that was only intended as a guide for educational and entertainment purposes only. i take no responsibility for what others may do with the deadly trap i designed.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic you know what, fuck it. You obviously don't know the answer to my question or you would have said it by now. You just want to troll and argue.

    yes §m£ÂgØL, we done him pal






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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice I'm thinking about using my newfound sexual prowess/powers to become a sex legend in the bay area, using a viagra spray to rapidly achieve and maintain rock hard erections. My plan is to start of small, relying on word of mouth, particularly at college, possibly targeting the girls optimal for this, then move on from there, possibly locating and joining/participating in sex clubs, networking with swingers and other sex centered individual arrangements, as long as there isn't a serious risk of STDs (Stick to middle class or higher educated whites and east-asians, don't go full homo, avoid super-sluts and nutjobs).

    Then I'll launch a extensively planned and detailed marketing campaign online, utilizing certain subreddits to attract or seduce the highest quality women I can find, and finally creating the harem I deserve, living the anime protagonist dream IRL. I damn well deserve it after 27 years of complete celibacy and isolation, never so much as having held hands or gone on a date (By choice). If there's anyone who should be given the blessing of other men, not elicit jealousy, insults, or attempted sabotage toward, it's me. I've had such a joyless life filled with suffering. Do you know how terrible it is to be a*utistic? You've observed me for years, can you imagine what a horror it would be to be me?

    just a word of advice mate. girls are creeped out by weirdo's. very few want to fuck them.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic You are wrong. Hydrochloric acid is hydrogen chloride dissolved in water. The water pulls apart the hydrogen and chlorine into ions.

    so what is dilute hydrochloric acid then? surely if the water does that to the acid then you couldn't have dilute hydrochloric acid.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well the nail isn't totally exact, it was a very quick shop job. on a real prototype you wouldn't have it so long so as to prevent it bending out or breaking on impact. just make it as reminiscent of a real firing pin as possible.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    what you saying? too pointed?




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    should i completely shop out the mouse pic and replace it with an image of a human?




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic And you also apparently didn't know that this whole time when I was referring to an aqueous solution that I was referring to HCl in water?



    Originally posted by greenplastic 1. HCl is a strong acid
    2. Strong acids completely dissociate in an aqueous solution, which should be the case in the stomach

    correct me if i'm wrong, but you're talking about putting hydrochloric acid into a solution of already hydrochloric acid and water? so basically just adding even more HCL to water.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic It's not even stupidity, it's straight arrogance. Outright refusal to acknowledge the truth. When wikipedia, every university, and every online resource you can find says one thing and someone flat out repeatedly contradicts that without being able to provide any sort of evidence ("you're dumb and need to read more" does nothing to prove your point, and is what people say when they know they can't back up the bs they are spewing), it's just straight arrogance.

    He's not actually that dumb, his ego just will not allow him to admit he's wrong, even in the face of absolute proof.

    the thing is pal that your arguing for the case that LSD shouldn't be able to pass through the stomach. §m£ÂgØL is arguing it can. we all know it can tho. based on that, even tho i don't pretend to know the chemistry, i'm gonna have to declare §m£ÂgØL the winner. nigga points go to §m£ÂgØL in this fred.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i touched up the photoshop for y'all.






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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    automation wouldn't be a problem if the work that was left that could only be performed by humans was split equally among all humans. but just like now, the rich industrial elite do not want that. without unemployed masses they would have no leverage to continue paying the ridiculously low wages they currently pay, which enables them to pay themselves such obscene fortunes.

    ever wondered why the government sets the working week hours so that the work cannot be divided fairly and leaves workers unemployed?




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lysol, you know you're not allowed cell phones, hand it over now. this is your last warning, next time you will be asked to leave the refuge.




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon There is no reason to believe there is "space" "beyond" the universe. Space, or space-time is a "thing". Depending on the shape of the universe, it is probably closed and finite.

    well explain then




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that chinese guy is §m£ÂgØL btw.




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if y'all was to get an ignore function then i know you'd all ignore me. and i absolutely cannot allow that to happen.




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny no one gives a shit spectral, your back seat moderating is fucking pathetic.

    it so totally is




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