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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash Dunmurry. That is quite a ridiculous name.

    its irish what you expect?




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    but then again i'd just do it myself or chuck the machine completely and get another one.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    defo this^




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i would actually marry the girl, and i've sworn i'll never marry.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume I'm sorry, what were you saying?
    My birth is the most important thing to have ever happened, for it marked the beginning of this existence.
    Without me none of this would be here and you petty little npcs wouldn't exist at all, so you can thank your flatuous existence to me.

    what a load of bollocks.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    a lot of terrorism went on in my year. makes now a days seem pretty fucking tame tbh.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume The most amazing thing to happen the year I was born was my birth ^_^

    sounds like it was a really shitty year then.





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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Your country sounds like an overprice hotel in a shitty part of town :|

    not me, sophie. if it weren't for a radio station nobody would have heard of the place.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    watch out for this is alright




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    look up the year you were born on wiki and check out all the shit that was going down in the world while you were sleeping soundly in your cot. all sorts of crazy shit was happening while i was snoozing away totally oblivious to it all. like...


    September 5 – September 6 – Munich massacre: Eleven Israeli athletes at the 1972 Summer Olympics in Munich are murdered after 8 members of the Arab terrorist group Black September invade the Olympic Village; 5 guerillas and 1 policeman are also killed in a failed hostage rescue.

    An extra leap second (23:59:60) is added to end the year making it the longest year in recorded history(still to date).

    The first scientific hand-held calculator (HP-35) is introduced (price $395).

    Japanese soldier Shoichi Yokoi is discovered in Guam; he had spent 28 years in the jungle. <<<what a cunt, lol)

    Bloody Sunday: The British Army kills 14 unarmed nationalist civil rights marchers in Derry, Northern Ireland.

    Mariner 9 sends pictures as it orbits Mars.

    U.S. President Richard M. Nixon makes an unprecedented 8-day visit to the People's Republic of China and meets with Mao Zedong.

    Aldershot Bombing: An Official IRA bomb kills 7 in Aldershot, England.

    The Pioneer 10 spacecraft is launched from Cape Kennedy, to be the first man-made satellite to leave the solar system.

    Tombs containing bamboo slips, among them Sun Tzu's Art of War and Sun Bin's lost military treatise, are accidentally discovered by construction workers in Shandong.

    Watergate scandal: Five White House operatives are arrested for burglarizing the offices of the Democratic National Committee.

    Watergate scandal: U.S. President Richard M. Nixon and White House chief of staff H. R. Haldeman are taped talking about using the C.I.A. to obstruct the F.B.I.'s investigation into the Watergate break-ins.

    Bloody Friday: 22 bombs planted by the Provisional IRA explode in Belfast, Northern Ireland; nine people are killed and 130 seriously injured.[3]

    A huge solar flare (one of the largest ever recorded) knocks out cable lines in U.S. It begins with the appearance of sunspots on August 2; an August 4 flare kicks off high levels of activity until August 10.

    John Wojtowicz, 27, and Sal Naturile, 18, hold several Chase Manhattan Bank employees hostage for 17 hours in Gravesend, Brooklyn, N.Y. (an event later dramatized in the film Dog Day Afternoon).

    The first publication reporting the production of a recombinant DNA molecule marks the birth of modern molecular biology methodology.[9]

    En route to the Gulf of Tonkin, an anti-war protest, the USS Kitty Hawk riot led by African-Americans and interpreted by some as a race riot involving more than 200 sailors, breaks out aboard the United States Navy aircraft carrier USS Kitty Hawk; nearly 50 sailors are injured.

    Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571: A Fairchild FH-227D passenger aircraft transporting a rugby union team crashes at about 14,000' in the Andes mountain range, near the Argentina/Chile border. Sixteen of the survivors are found alive December 20 but they have had to resort to cannibalism to survive.

    The first female FBI agents are hired.

    The last executions in Paris, France. Roger Bontems and Claude Buffet – the Clairvaux Mutineers – are guillotined at La Santé Prison by chief executioner André Obrecht . Bontems had been found innocent of murder by the court, but as Buffet's accomplice is condemned to death anyway. President Georges Pompidou, in private an abolitionist, upholds both death sentences in deference to French public opinion.

    Atari kicks off the first generation of video games with the release of their seminal arcade version of Pong, the first game to achieve commercial success.

    The "tea house" Mellow Yellow opens on the Amstel River in Amsterdam, pioneering the legal sale of cannabis in the Netherlands.

    Apollo program: Eugene Cernan is the last person to walk on the moon, after he and Harrison Schmitt complete the third and final Extra-vehicular activity (EVA) of Apollo 17. This is the last manned mission to the moon of the 20th century.

    The bones of Martin Bormann are identified in Berlin.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by FinnyAvatarMafia BURN NIGGASIN.SPACE TO THE GROUND I ran out yesterday.

    i ran out of smack yesterday. feeling pretty right now, but not for long coz i got some on its way as we speak, lol.




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its hot inside, even hotter outside.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Once reg is closed, your alts will be finite and it'll be easy to whack-a-mole them as they emerge because you are a fucktard and can't be subtle for the life of you. This is all attention whoring and you want to be caught.

    exactly. if y'all stop giving them the attention sooner or later they'll go to 4chan or reddit or some other shitty site. your all keeping them here by indulging their attention whoring. you only got yourselves to blame.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by lean scientist i shoot a paki ok

    you couldn't shoot a pube off the edge of the toilet bowl ya cunt.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you don't need an ignore function to ignore somebody tho. just ignore them.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's still the biggest state for porn production

    nope its dying

    The Los Angeles Times reported in August that the number of adult film shoot permits issued in Los Angeles dropped from 485 in 2012 to just 40 in 2013. Meanwhile, the number of film permits issued in Clark County, Nevada, which includes Las Vegas, jumped from 226 in 2012 to 343 in 2013. In 2014, 400 permits were issued in Clark County, according to the Associated Press.

    i mean who the fuck wants to watch a pornstar get fucked by some pussy wearing a condom?



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Wtf are you talking about, britbong? California is the US capital of porn.

    ten years ago yeh

    http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014/01/17/condom-law-blamed-for-relocating-porn-industry/




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    did someone say peepee?




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 Just saw a girl at school scratch her cunt. Its somehow so much dirtier when a girl does it. At least guys you know they're just adjusting something but she was like itching up there with a pencil behind her laptop. Maybe she had a yeast infection.

    Do you think "Hey baby u need some fluconazole?" is a good pickup line?

    me and a pal, years ago, went round the corner in a shopping mall to be faced with an old paki woman in a sari with one leg in the air having a right good scratch. we were laughing at that one for years.




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie I'm just going to go ahead and leave this here.



    Come at me CNN.

    just reminded me i got that on dvd the other day. yeh totally forgot.




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