2017-03-12 at 7:18 PM UTC
in
I don't use condoms
Fuck condoms, cumming deep inside the poon feels awesome man.
You don't need condoms, you cant catch the aids from a fleshlight.
Lets have it right heh? Lesser inteligent people just accept the first rxplanation they're given. Intelligent people question and seek the best answer they can find. The real answer.
2017-03-12 at 1:18 PM UTC
in
What comedians do you dig?
I like watching Katherine ryan but mostly coz she's so fit, but she do got quite a wicked sense of humor tho.
2017-03-12 at 1:04 PM UTC
in
i like cute things
I imagine sploo throwing screaming fits over the slightest thing with his mom whenever he dont get his own way. Pretty much like cartman and his mom but worse with sploo rolling round on the floor screaming and gargling until his mom just gives in for some peace and quiet. I bet he even does it in front of guests coz he knows the embarrassment factor increases the pressure.
Its not that hard fundamentaly. You employ the same basic concept as all other religions and control freaks have used to control populations of people for thousands of years, including the present. Just convince a population of a threat or threats that they are or think they are powerless to control. These threats can be real, exaggerated or completely made up. Then convince them that following you will keep them safe. In other words you can protect them from the threats. They will then follow you to the ends of the earth, pay you, feed you, even let you fuck their daughters.
Use your imagination, the threats can be pretty much anything. previous/current threats that have worked well are dragons, witches, demons, wrathful gods, foreign invading armies, mad despots/dictators, terrorists, pedophiles, crime, psychos, drug-crazed psychos, drugs, gangsters and hoodlums, disease, global-warming, immigrants, aliens, and too many more to list.
Good media is key to scaremongering to the max and putting the idea of absolute reliance into the minds of the population. They will then do anything you ask. Some spiritual typrs have even convinced a mass of people to commit suicide in the name of salvation, lol.
I'd grab it and put it back in its place of course.
I take great comfort in the fact that when i die, everyone and everything ceases to exist at that very same moment. Why the fuck should all the other losers get to carry on living once i'm gone?
2017-03-12 at 9:58 AM UTC
in
What comedians do you dig?
Well previous poster already said the legendary frankie boyle, the darkest, funniest comic on the face of the earth. So theres nothing left to say in this fred.
The obvious question christians fail to ask is relating to this whole rising from the dead thing. Considering medical knowledge and technology was non-existent in those times, how can anyone be sure the guy was actually dead in the first place. He could of just been comatosed. There have been countless people even nearly two thousand years later that have been pronounced dead and buried. Only for scratches to be found inside the coffin afterwards. To prove jesus rose from the dead, you need to prove he was genuinely dead.
Thats assumming the whole story isn't just total bullshit anyway.
2017-03-12 at 1:31 AM UTC
in
Child Abuse
>Get scopolamine off darknet
>Dose up the parents
>Make them admit everything on cam
>Wait long enough for the drug to clear their system then post the vid on fb etc
