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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cerakote having sex isnt masturbating you retarded ape

    yeh i found that out over 30 years ago kid.

    you can't be a day older than 13 surely?




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby but what if girls don't like who he is?

    yeh i think he should definitely try and be sumbody else.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    will also teach him how to steal properly to get money to buy proper drugs like crack and heroin.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i teach him how to deal wit niggers.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop If you've seen "Limitless" a huge theory is the "clear pill" was in fact nothing more than a placebo the belief that taking this magical pill was enough to turn one into a over 9,000 level grand wizard in every aspect of your life was enough to in fact make it true. Dare to take the clear pill fam? If so…just put $800 in my hand.

    well that's bullshit coz the russian mafia dude first took the clear pill not knowing what the fuck it was. he thought it would just get him high, but went off and found the potential it gave him. that's why he came back demanding more so badly. if it was just a placebo it would not have done that, at best he might of imagined being a little buzzed off it, but there's no way he would have gotten the same effects as bradley coopers character did.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby check it out


    was gonna watch for the food but then saw her disgusting face and completely lost any desire for food what so ever.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Like a month ago or so.

    where was this? you know they prolly long gone by now unless it was in your house and they just somewhere you not thinking of.

    things are always in the last place you look HaahA




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    anyone remember that ghost something or other kidiot who thought he knew everything better than everyone else and would literally argue with you all day with his retard logic? no not Qhost, not spectral either, it was either something ghost or ghost something. might have been ghost buster maybe.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm gonna fucking adopt you sploo, just like dargo did, only i'll teach you the ways of the junkie lowlife degenerate.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cerakote scum of the earth



    Originally posted by cerakote i dont understand how people can jerk with a lubricant though, i cant ever cum. pussy works just fine, i nutted fast as a motherfucker when i lost my vcard last month. after a nice shave around the base and shaft where its smooth and i can get that yung grip, i can yank my shit like a true master

    sorry what what??

    edit: you lack the experience to either advise or judge others.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    with bbq sauce




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when was the last time you remember having the gloves?




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Nah, tactical gear bruv. I live in the counsel estate init.

    say hi to bling for me




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie It's weighted gloves. They put fine metal powder inside so when you throw a punch your hand is protected and it hits hard as fuck. Kind of like the gloves the police wear.

    oh ok, i din't even know that was a thing. i thought you was talking about some designer brand at first.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    what is SAP?




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 If malice put half the effort he does researching into something like the stock market he could probably make considerable money. I've been playing around with it myself. Right now I'm 7k down (fake stock market, started with 100k) but if my estimates are right I'll be shooting up somewhere around September/October. I've got some release dates for products and other notes written down. Wanting to try some ETF stocks. China would probably be an obvious choice for me.

    my business studies tutor used to have us playing the investing game. i remember him telling us that you should always look to invest at around september time and exit around april for best results. i can't remember exactly why he said this was tho. i know it was april because of the end/start of the tax year.
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dargo This was fourth place. FOURTH. (T_T)


    i bet she's now cutting herself as we speak



    i wouldn't mind getting access to her in her current mental state right now.




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think the better question is, if there is a creator/s, do you believe that he/they demand our obedience and worship?




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    darpa is god?




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Imagine being on LSD, out in nature, and becoming the wind, like Guru Laghima (you've probably never heard of him). The experience must be incredible. A cry of exhilaration and exuberance leading to an explosive ecstatic transition into ego death and universal unity is how I imagine it.

    i can remember years ago being in a nightclub on a very strong acid trip, a green microdot, and felt very vividly like i evaporated and was floating around the dancefloor. people were actually breathing me in, i was going into their lungs and getting breathed out again. i just sort of dissipated throughout the entire club for a good few minutes. that was a very awesome trip.




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