I lost my SAP gloves.

1. 2017-07-07 at 4:27 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Which is really gay because i paid 50 bucks for that shit. They were nice, completely covered with leather, pretty stealthy. They'll break your fucking jaw too. Well, if i could find 'em. GOTT DANG IT!
2. 2017-07-07 at 4:30 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   what is SAP?
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-07-07 at 4:30 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by NARCassist what is SAP?
   
   
   
   
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   Special *utism Punch.
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4. 2017-07-07 at 4:31 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by Sophie They'll break your fucking jaw too.

   
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   too close to home man, fuck. these elastics should come out on tuesday, but then again they said last friday they'd be loosened.
   
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5. 2017-07-07 at 4:31 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   It's weighted gloves. They put fine metal powder inside so when you throw a punch your hand is protected and it hits hard as fuck. Kind of like the gloves the police wear.
6. 2017-07-07 at 4:32 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Nil :(
   
   too close to home man, fuck. these elastics should come out on tuesday, but then again they said last friday they'd be loosened.
   
   REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

   
   Sorry you have a broken jaw, fam.
7. 2017-07-07 at 4:34 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Damn, I didn't know these existed. Pretty cool. Would be neat but unwholesomely impractical and useless to carry a pair of these around in winter.
8. 2017-07-07 at 4:35 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by 霍比特人 Damn, I didn't know these existed. Pretty cool. Would be neat but unwholesomely impractical and useless to carry a pair of these around in winter.

   
   Why? I did it all the time. Mine were real leather, water proof, and had kevlar lining. That shit was dope. Kept your hands decently warm as well.
9. 2017-07-07 at 4:36 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Because I need fingerless gloves to play for the ducks
10. 2017-07-07 at 4:36 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Sophie It's weighted gloves. They put fine metal powder inside so when you throw a punch your hand is protected and it hits hard as fuck. Kind of like the gloves the police wear.

    
    oh ok, i din't even know that was a thing. i thought you was talking about some designer brand at first.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-07-07 at 4:37 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by NARCassist oh ok, i din't even know that was a thing. i thought you was talking about some designer brand at first.
    
    
    
    
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    Nah, tactical gear bruv. I live in the counsel estate init.
12. 2017-07-07 at 4:38 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by 霍比特人 Because I need fingerless gloves to play for the ducks

    
    Makes sense.
13. 2017-07-07 at 4:39 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Sophie Nah, tactical gear bruv. I live in the counsel estate init.

    
    say hi to bling for me
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-07-07 at 4:40 AM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by Sophie Sorry you have a broken jaw, fam.

    
    Thanks bro, sorry about your gloves, they'll probably turn up unless you're letting untrustworthy people about your abode. on the bright side I lost so much weight over these last 3 weeks I can manage a pull up. The broken jaw diet, super effective.
15. 2017-07-07 at 4:41 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Nil Thanks bro, sorry about your gloves, they'll probably turn up unless you're letting untrustworthy people about your abode. on the bright side I lost so much weight over these last 3 weeks I can manage a pull up. The broken jaw diet, super effective.

    
    I bet. Also IDK about my gloves turning up. I don't associate with thieves much but i have looked all over the place and still don't have them.
16. 2017-07-07 at 4:42 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when was the last time you remember having the gloves?
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-07-07 at 4:47 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He probably lost them while he was fisting his own ass.
18. 2017-07-07 at 4:51 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by NARCassist when was the last time you remember having the gloves?
    
    
    
    
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    Like a month ago or so.
19. 2017-07-07 at 4:52 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by 霍比特人 He probably lost them while he was fisting his own ass.

    
    
20. 2017-07-07 at 5:27 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How many fights have you actually gotten into with them?