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What would you do if The Gov. busted down your door
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2017-07-22 at 6:01 AM UTCAnd you were just about to finish to that risque necrophiliac pornography that you love so much.
Would you blow your load?
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2017-07-22 at 11:05 AM UTCprobably yeah if i was into that kind of thing. lol
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2017-07-22 at 1:36 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-22 at 1:44 PM UTCthat^ was fucking hilarious
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2017-07-22 at 1:53 PM UTC"I was just looking for funeral home for my granddad officer, and then my pants slipped off and a bottle of lotion fell off the desk, I was just cleaning up, honest!"
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2017-07-22 at 2:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash And you were just about to finish to that risque necrophiliac pornography that you love so much.
Would you blow your load?
Serious answers only.
same thing i did the last time they broke down my door (well...technically they knocked first)...i finished eating my cereal until they made me stop eating my cereal.
the only thing anyone would ever catch me fapping to is Bill Krozby or risir porn -
2017-07-22 at 3:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock same thing i did the last time they broke down my door (well…technically they knocked first)…i finished eating my cereal until they made me stop eating my cereal.
the only thing anyone would ever catch me fapping to is Bill Krozby or risir porn
why the cops break down your door?
two decembers in a row at different residences , i had the cops kick in my door while i was strangling my gf. (she deserved it though so i don't feel bad about it) and they came in with there guns out.
The last time they did it they were pounding on my door and were telling me to open it and I yelled "fuck that"
It was fucked up because in the police report they have me quoted as say "this blow job sucks" -
2017-07-22 at 3:06 PM UTC
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2017-07-22 at 3:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist fucking lol
they do often misquote you at the time of arrest. its a devious tactic to degenerate you.
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they didn't misquote me, I was drinking with my gf and we had a really bad december at my place, and one night while drunk i lost my shit big time and started beating her in a walmart parking lot and walked away on foot and called her to pick me down the street and she did and we bought more booze and went back to my place, I demanded she let me fuck her up the ass and she was like okay and got on all four of her paws on the floor and I couldn't get my dick hard because I was super shit faced so I told her to suck my dick to get me hard and still wouldn't get hard because I was pissed off and drunk.
So i told her this blow job sucks and started choking her, so she told the cops that.
I went to jail for like 3 days and got out and they put me on an ankle monitor for a month, then next december basically the same thing happened again because she threw soda all around my kitchen to be a bitch. I didn't do anything at the time when she did that but I asked her to come over the next night and thats when it all went down again.
My attorney came and saw me in jail and was like "mr Bill Krozby, you had her right where you wanted her and yet you still fucked it up"
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2017-07-22 at 4:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby they didn't misquote me, I was drinking with my gf and we had a really bad december at my place, and one night while drunk i lost my shit big time and started beating her in a walmart parking lot and walked away on foot and called her to pick me down the street and she did and we bought more booze and went back to my place, I demanded she let me fuck her up the ass and she was like okay and got on all four of her paws on the floor and I couldn't get my dick hard because I was super shit faced so I told her to suck my dick to get me hard and still wouldn't get hard because I was pissed off and drunk.
So i told her this blow job sucks and started choking her, so she told the cops that.
I went to jail for like 3 days and got out and they put me on an ankle monitor for a month, then next december basically the same thing happened again because she threw soda all around my kitchen to be a bitch. I didn't do anything at the time when she did that but I asked her to come over the next night and thats when it all went down again.
My attorney came and saw me in jail and was like "mr Bill Krozby, you had her right where you wanted her and yet you still fucked it up"
I would never do anything like that again unless it was a life or death situation, but trust me she really had it coming.
Tbh, that really wasn't cool bro
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2017-07-22 at 4:24 PM UTC
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2017-07-22 at 4:31 PM UTCYeh don't worry, we all done shit we not proud of. Learning from it is the main thing. People who don't/refuse to learn from it are the real lowlifes.
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2017-07-22 at 4:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist Yeh don't worry, we all done shit we not proud of. Learning from it is the main thing. People who don't/refuse to learn from it are the real lowlifes.
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true that, I'm not worried, I handle things a lot differently now and just don't deal with people that have gone out of their way to fuck me over. while on the other hand that girl still handles things the same way, she actually has an account on here lol -
2017-07-22 at 5:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra "I was just looking for funeral home for my granddad officer, and then my pants slipped off and a bottle of lotion fell off the desk, I was just cleaning up, honest!"
No explanation required when your mother walks in on you with 3D glasses, boondocking the latest addition of 3D pornographic magazine.
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2017-07-22 at 7 PM UTCYeah man gotta finish what you started. Also probably put some pants on once you're done. Not sure if there would be enough time to clean up.
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2017-07-22 at 7:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby why the cops break down your door?
two decembers in a row at different residences , i had the cops kick in my door while i was strangling my gf. (she deserved it though so i don't feel bad about it) and they came in with there guns out.
The last time they did it they were pounding on my door and were telling me to open it and I yelled "fuck that"
It was fucked up because in the police report they have me quoted as say "this blow job sucks"
You are fucked in the head, you know? -
2017-07-22 at 7:24 PM UTC"computer virus, Pants slipped"
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2017-07-22 at 7:28 PM UTCBill Krozby, you're not Christopher Titus on stage getting laughs and in saying so,
Explain yourself, Bill Krozby. Why did you decide to strangle your gf?
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2017-07-22 at 7:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash Bill Krozby, you're not Christopher Titus on stage getting laughs and in saying so,
Explain yourself, Bill Krozby. Why did you decide to strangle your gf?
You don't have a funny jingle either, do you?
Yeah, that whole story was out of character of Bill Krozby. did someone hack his account or what? Bill Krozby seriously you're a violent asshole who hits and strangles your girlfriend? did she grab you by the throat first and tried choking you? doesn't sound like it. sounds like (from what you described) you initiated an attack on violence on your girlfriend. WTF dude -
2017-07-23 at 12:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Yeah, that whole story was out of character of Bill Krozby. did someone hack his account or what? Bill Krozby seriously you're a violent asshole who hits and strangles your girlfriend? did she grab you by the throat first and tried choking you? doesn't sound like it. sounds like (from what you described) you initiated an attack on violence on your girlfriend. WTF dude
Mash I've explained myself before.
actually she did stab me with a knife once before I ever did anything and she both decembers she broke my stuff and assaulted me, posted my pi on zoklet (I wasn't aware that she did until after she came back to me) she broke to of my ribs on my b-day. Part of this was my fault by letting her comeback because I felt I was part to blame for my alcoholism. She would also facebook my daughters mom while she was pregnant berating her.
But trust me she's no angel. lol
And by the way totse2001 I thought you were my bro, you don't need to call me an asshole without knowing the whole story. She's the only girl I've ever had treat me that way and that I've treated that way.
Last year she came to my place blaming me for my cat dying (he was put to sleep because he was very old and sick) and started ranting about how other guys clean their semen out of her after they are done. (I actually didn't care because I told her a year before I was going to see other girls, but it was just a weird thing to say) she tossed some cough drops all around my room telling me how I mindlessly fucked her and how I shouldn't be sleeping during the day (I had a night job)
I told her since she was moving out of the county to go live with her parents to just lets end it here. And she still would text and email me asking to come hang and suck my dick and bring me drugs, but I wouldn't reply back.
And when I decided to quit talking to her she even lied about being pregnant and how it was going to be a problem for me and I told her "good luck with that" and she promptly apologized. And thats kind of a fucked up thing to do considering she knows everything I've been through with my daughters mom and she said she hope my daughters dies.
I have no remorse what so ever. The only thing I'm disappointed at is how I handle that situation with her because I was younger and more out of control with drinking. But like I said she had it coming.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-07-23T00:10:40.924498+00:00
