Posts by NARCassist

2017-07-21 at 9:30 PM UTC in Pockets

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Originally posted by Kinkou None of my pants have pockets.

i'm thinking of one pocket you got in your pants right this very moment.

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2017-07-21 at 9:27 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org

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Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I think the name comes from more along the lines of "shit will take you to the moon."

sounds like you could go a lot further than that

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2017-07-21 at 9:25 PM UTC in Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today

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Originally posted by What_a_Kreep You kind of sound like a very pompous snob. "Five miles on the 2017 car you just purchased? *scoffs* Peasant!" "Poor peasant Kreepy, doesn't even get her cars special delivered new to her house, she must be sooooo embarrassed."

its almost like he's just bought the flashiest most expensive car in the world. lol, there are way better machines driving around the roads than his shitty toyota.

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2017-07-21 at 8:21 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive List

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alt-porn still porn bro

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2017-07-21 at 8:14 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive List

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by mmQ Every now and again n you have to change things up, to keep yourself on your toes.

yes, i know, that's why they have different genre's like incest, trap and scat porn for.

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2017-07-21 at 8:12 PM UTC in Yeah, and I don't like talkin' to strangers...

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Originally posted by The town people You would think this would be a perfect job for an edgelord but even amateur modelling has strict health checks and anyone with HIV/AIDS is rejected outright.

They also have certain weight requirements ….

I hear the circus is hiring tho

its not quite amateur modelling mate

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2017-07-21 at 8:07 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive List

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Originally posted by Dargo Not long, really. I was drunk and bored so…

like you know there's porn on the internet right? like lots and lots of porn.

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2017-07-21 at 4:25 PM UTC in Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today

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Originally posted by Kinkou Are you leasing it or bought it in full?

i heard he nearly got shot when people saw some strange tatty raghead in their driveway taking pics of their new truck.

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2017-07-21 at 4:16 PM UTC in Upstate New York: Most Depressing Place on Earth?

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buffalo rated in the top ten places to live in america.

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2017-07-21 at 4:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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oh you always pay pal, one way or another you always pay.

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2017-07-21 at 4:04 PM UTC in Yeah, and I don't like talkin' to strangers...

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant can i borrow your resume? im sure youre more than qualified baBY boy

you'll have to make your own. mine definitely wouldn't suit your clientel miSs peGGy.

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2017-07-21 at 3:52 PM UTC in Yeah, and I don't like talkin' to strangers...

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Originally posted by Phoenix I said as much. It would suck. Soldiery sucks. War is hell. I'm a ginger though: we come from there. In all seriousness, all I'm saying is I'm willing to grimier things than most people, so the military would probably be my niche if I had one at all. That or sucking dick.

For the record I've already broken a murder-tier societal taboo and I'm as fine as I've ever been.

Post last edited by Phoenix at 2017-07-21T10:39:44.527909+00:00

if you really want a job

https://www.adultwork.com/

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2017-07-21 at 3:49 PM UTC in Dumpsterslut tries to get this place flagged by the ADL.

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Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant can i buy a jar of hepatitis spiders?

i'm sure there's a sexual inuendo in there somewhere.

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2017-07-21 at 3:47 PM UTC in Dumpsterslut tries to get this place flagged by the ADL.

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too bad lanny closed registration. this fred would be drawing us shitloads of new users right now.

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2017-07-21 at 3:43 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by Captain Falcon Wonder how much your "boyfriend" pays to support you 🤔

how much you pay to support your 'girlfriend'?

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2017-07-21 at 3:42 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org

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never heard of moon seeds but i heard of ketamine causing out of body tho.

also jenny's made up, lol. unless everyone in her community were so pissed at her doing durgs that they totally blanked her for a year.

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2017-07-21 at 3:39 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive List

NARCassist gollums fat coach

scrawny bin bizzy man

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2017-07-21 at 3:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

NARCassist gollums fat coach

"and in other news today some really weird skinny mexican freak had a wank"

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2017-07-21 at 3:34 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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for fuck sake malice nobody wants to hear you had a wank, you fucking slice of freak pie you.

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2017-07-21 at 3:30 PM UTC in dont worry guyz u can still enjoy summer

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Originally posted by scrappy doo i fuked your mom

i furked your bom

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