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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop You scored 170 on the faggot test…I wouldn't brag about it considering that's the maximum score.

    smart people don't brag about being smart because they are smart enough to realize that people who brag about being smart look stupid.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby 9/11 was the biggest hoax, but there will soon be a bigger one, the great deception of the 2nd coming of christ/space invaders, people will for it again and accept the beast aka being micro-chipped. Their coming to attack, we're in trouble.

    the towers were destroyed by thermite, not by jet fuel. traces of thermite was found ALL over the scene of the crime done by disgusting humanity.


    i heard a theory that the aluminum from the aircraft would have melted in the heat and with molten aluminum being highly explosive when introduced to water, considering all the water that would have been leaking from broken pipes, would perfectly explain both the explosion and the traces of thermite. sounded pretty legit tbh.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    man lsd's on the ball this morning ha



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    touché lol



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Bullshit. I didn't have a chick watching me.

    had she already drank the coffee before you'd got your cock out?



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yay, he got banned. Hopefully that's the last of his accounts. Probably not, but a man can dream.

    Two others of his got banned in the last few days.

    jesus fucking christ, only the dumbest of 14 year old girls say 'yay'



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The phrasing was weird, but I obviously meant for her to watch you suck your own dick while you get high.

    only someone who did such a thing would ever suggest it tho



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Pussy got you whipped, boy.

    sounds like fun



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Nah, everybody in the US buys large condoms because they're afraid of what the gas station attendant/other customers think about their dick size

    Don't know if it's like that in other countries

    i didn't realize they actually made large ones, i thought they were one size fits all, lol. i was surprized the other day when i went to put one on for the first time in like 10 years and it was so tight, but it was some weird foreign made one, so i thought it was just a cheap brand that were trying to make extra dollar by reducing the amount of latex they put in each condom or summing.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fuck, did i really just say that? am i really considering changing a 29 year lifestyle and doing the thing i always thought i could never stand doing? am i fucking high right now?



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think i might think about going clean if she stays clean and does hook up with me when she gets out.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lets be honest here. the fred title should have read...

    Would putting honey on your dick help a normal size condom stay on a small dick?



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash Qait showing ur shsh

    The feck well comb

    i wanna see his shsh. i like shsh.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash I don't want to hear about your lover's brick vagina

    tl;dr is always an option for you



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock lies. you (allegedly) have a nigger whore not ignoring you. that isnt the same as seeing.

    ok



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah no one drew me either, wtf?



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I wouldn't mod a user who came to me with a name like waterbottle.

    yeah i never got that name



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 You're fucking thirty dude. Those 'hot hipster girls' are either too young for you or they're too old to be hot hipster girls. They were 6 when you were 18. So disgustingly predatory that you talk about this as one of the perks of your bottom rung job. Pizza places are for 16 year olds.

    i'm seeing a 22 year old and i'm 44



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by matrix 171 isnt a possible result from the test, it goes 169 then 172

    proof you're an idiot





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