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The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she gone up to bed but i keep sniffing my fingers coz i can smell her pussy on them, its fucking sweet af.



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  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yea, fuck this thread.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Last night Plwp worked the whole block by himself
  4. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    is this the new one?
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda vaginal juice that's all i gotz

    That sounds like the worst thing that I want right now I don't want the vaginal juices
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this fred is winning



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  7. Originally posted by NARCassist this fred is winning



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    what did you score on the eyejedi test
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by matrix what did you score on the eyejedi test

    hahahah sploo, i got 171



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  9. Originally posted by NARCassist hahahah sploo, i got 171



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    proof
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    NARC, you know i care about you buddy, as such i feel obliged to tell you that i don't think it's a particularly good idea to date a prostitute. Why is she even a prostitute? Is she literally dying of hunger or can't pay the rent if she doesn't put in the work? Tell her to get on welfare and cut that shit out. If she's a prostitute in order to sustain a habit that just has bad news written all over it.
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie NARC, you know i care about you buddy, as such i feel obliged to tell you that i don't think it's a particularly good idea to date a prostitute. Why is she even a prostitute? Is she literally dying of hunger or can't pay the rent if she doesn't put in the work? Tell her to get on welfare and cut that shit out. If she's a prostitute in order to sustain a habit that just has bad news written all over it.

    yes mate i'm hearing you, i said this in the op of the fred i made when i first met her, the dilema fred. the prostitute is just one part of her tho, it doesn't define every part of her. i like her because she is very very sweet and on top of that we have very similar personalities and i feel so comfortable with her like i have experienced literally only once in my lifetime with another human being. i'm not going to throw that away just because she is stuck in a rut and just doing whatever she has to do just to get by. i've done way worse than anything she's ever done so i'm really not one to judge. she talks about this and she absolutely hates having to do it. and its like i've known her not much more than a few weeks and i'm telling her stuff which i never tell anybody, like ever. and i'm telling her this like i'd tell somebody what i had for breakfast. and she's the same with me. its like within moments of meeting her something just clicked, i knew right then that i had to have her no matter what. also she is the most down to earth person you could ever meet, and when she talks you can see she forms her own opinions on things, rather than just going with whatever everybody else thinks on a matter. i really like that, i'm very much like that. i can tell her things i would be way too embarrassed to tell anybody, and she doesn't judge me either, that is one of the things that is so cool about her. and its like the first time we fucked(or rather tried to, lol), i wrote about it in the other fred. most couples would have been so awkward after that and prolly avoided each other for the rest of their lives. we just laughed like fuck about it.

    i'm not perfect myself so i'm not going to judge her in the slightest. and none of you lot are perfect either so you don't get to judge her either.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also she's going to rehab on tuesday so hopefully that will be the end of it. but i'll be cool with her whatever she does.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie NARC, you know i care about you buddy, as such i feel obliged to tell you that i don't think it's a particularly good idea to date a prostitute. Why is she even a prostitute? Is she literally dying of hunger or can't pay the rent if she doesn't put in the work? Tell her to get on welfare and cut that shit out. If she's a prostitute in order to sustain a habit that just has bad news written all over it.

    i do appreciate you noising your concerns tho, thx pal.



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  14. Originally posted by RisiR † Yea, fuck this thread.

    Yea fuck this thread real hard
    So fucking HARD
    I just CAME.....
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist i do appreciate you noising your concerns tho, thx pal.



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    I gotchu.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by احمد الحميد

    Fuckin' Junkie!
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    don't die bling



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  18. you scored 90 on the iq test
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by matrix you scored 90 on the iq test

    i scored 171, i'm smarter than you



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  20. 171 isnt a possible result from the test, it goes 169 then 172
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