Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-09-11 at 12 PM UTC in You hear the rumors?
   

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   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   well you inquired then asked him to pm you. what other conclusion are we to make of this?
   
   
   
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2. 2017-09-11 at 11:52 AM UTC in Have you seen the new KFC commercial?
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   this is just one of the reasons why i don't watch television anymore.
   
   
   
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3. 2017-09-11 at 11:47 AM UTC in the solar eclipse killed america
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   why am i watching some dumb kid go round in circles on a fucking skateboard?
   
   
   
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4. 2017-09-11 at 11:33 AM UTC in Would putting honey on your dick help a big condom stay on?
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by mmQ My cock is 6.2 inches erect with a healthy girth that limits most gals from complete deep throat. But it's easy enough for them to get close.
   
   I like my dick.

   
   i was jk. i like mine too, about 7 1/2. when i see guys with big dicks in porn and they just can't get their whole dick in the pussy i actually feel sorry for them. there's no better feeling than balls deep. i guess they'll never know.
   
   
   
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5. 2017-09-11 at 11:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by mmQ What in the world happened to you?

   
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-09-11 at 11:21 AM UTC in Would putting honey on your dick help a big condom stay on?
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by mmQ I agree.
   
   I've used a condom twice in my life because the girls I get with hate them never ask, and nor do I.
   
   But yeah I just buy .. regular?
   
   The day I get embarrassed about not buying magnum XL condoms is the day I eat a man's asshole.
   
   No jokes to be made. Condoms just fit. It's like having a size 10 shoe cock. I can fit into 9 but it's tight, but it fits.
   
   I'm drunk.

   
   you haven't got a big cock
   
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-09-11 at 11:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by aldra this thread reads like a 2015 mlg cod squeaker titled it, but that's still somehow better than two shit forced memes

   
   I AM MEME, MAKER OF MEMES
   
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-09-11 at 11:09 AM UTC in Jet fuel can't melt steel memes
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by mmQ EPIC FAIL!

   
   dude wut, nobody says epic fail anymore
   
   
   
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9. 2017-09-11 at 11:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   he was an arrogant prick tho
   
   
   
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10. 2017-09-11 at 11:04 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ Nah nigger in space. We notice. You've been mentioned several times on my watch.
    
    You'll be happy to know, perhaps, that malice has gotten less attention since he literally died.

    
    is it just me or does this place seem better since he be gone?
    
    
    
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11. 2017-09-11 at 11:01 AM UTC in Jet fuel can't melt steel memes
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ Ok Fred.

    
    somebody sounds a little bit butthurt
    
    
    
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12. 2017-09-11 at 10:29 AM UTC in You hear the rumors?
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ I heard OP sucks cock for fun. This true OP? PM me again

    
    lol, you want him to suck your cock.
    
    
    
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13. 2017-09-11 at 10:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i was talking about it only on sundy, now its only mundy and i forgot already.
    
    
    
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14. 2017-09-11 at 10:26 AM UTC in Jet fuel can't melt steel memes
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ Alright Narcus.
    
    Butthurt and Fred are not things anymore.
    
    Stop.
    
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    i do whatever the fuck i like tho
    
    
    
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15. 2017-09-11 at 10:19 AM UTC in You hear the rumors?
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 in music theory they talked about how 72 rotations was based on the average of 72 beats per minute which is the average resting heart beat.

    
    i wonder if there's any relation to the islam 72 virgins thing. also i was born in 72, it was a very significant year.
    
    
    
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16. 2017-09-11 at 10:13 AM UTC in I ate Burger King...
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    maybe its just coz you're a hardcore faggot
    
    
    
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17. 2017-09-11 at 10:11 AM UTC in do you ever smoke a cigarette....
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i smoke like 30 a day at least. smoking is cool.
    
    
    
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18. 2017-09-11 at 10:09 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

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    *funny
    
    
    
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19. 2017-09-11 at 10:09 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

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    Originally posted by mmQ I think there's an edgy niggers in space term for Benadryl but I cannot remember it.

    
    that's really fundy coz i can't remember it either
    
    
    
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20. 2017-09-11 at 10:07 AM UTC in Jet fuel can't melt steel memes
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Because it was a huge psyop that sparked a 15 year war and thousands of people died.

    
    the butthurt is understandable
    
    
    
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