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2017-09-10 at 11:14 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
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2017-09-10 at 10:49 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editiondon't die bling
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2017-09-10 at 10:43 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Hey sweetie.. next time you want to put something in your ass.. use a glowstick to aide the doctors in getting it out!
But More power to you I guess. I just hope you don't have surgical remorse after cutting off your dong :D
lol, you just called a dude sweetie
you totally gay brah
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2017-09-10 at 10:39 PM UTC in I have a confession to make
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2017-09-10 at 9:23 PM UTC in Draw the user above you in MS paint.
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2017-09-10 at 6:01 PM UTC in the solar eclipse killed americano it dint
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2017-09-10 at 5:29 PM UTC in I ate Burger King...
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2017-09-10 at 5:27 PM UTC in squirrel launcher
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2017-09-10 at 4:21 PM UTC in Went to dans
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2017-09-10 at 3:01 PM UTC in I need some inspiring words
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2017-09-10 at 2:56 PM UTC in I ate Burger King...
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Burger King has some of the worst onion rings around imo. They're always greasy and they aren't even solid onion, it's just onion mash.
But I'll be damned if they aren't great with that fucking zesty sauce.
if they're greasy its because they are frying them in oil at too low temperature at your local branch. maybe point this out to the manager.
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2017-09-10 at 2:53 PM UTC in I need some inspiring words
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2017-09-10 at 2:20 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-09-10 at 2:10 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
Originally posted by Sophie NARC, you know i care about you buddy, as such i feel obliged to tell you that i don't think it's a particularly good idea to date a prostitute. Why is she even a prostitute? Is she literally dying of hunger or can't pay the rent if she doesn't put in the work? Tell her to get on welfare and cut that shit out. If she's a prostitute in order to sustain a habit that just has bad news written all over it.
i do appreciate you noising your concerns tho, thx pal.
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2017-09-10 at 2:04 PM UTC in Fuck UPS, Sissy Bottom Bitches
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2017-09-10 at 1:39 PM UTC in I need some inspiring wordsshes just saying this morning that she has no work on today and she thinks she's not gonna bother now and just stick to her methadone till she goes. she was panicking yesterday coz a client cancelled on her and she was going to have to go and find one. but this involves the really shitty clients that she hates doing. i gave her 100 quid so she didn't have to bother. it left me pretty broke but least i got to have her to myself all day.
omg wait, did i just hire her as a prostitute? WTF
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2017-09-10 at 1:33 PM UTC in I need some inspiring words
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2017-09-10 at 1:32 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editionalso she's going to rehab on tuesday so hopefully that will be the end of it. but i'll be cool with her whatever she does.
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2017-09-10 at 1:31 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
Originally posted by Sophie NARC, you know i care about you buddy, as such i feel obliged to tell you that i don't think it's a particularly good idea to date a prostitute. Why is she even a prostitute? Is she literally dying of hunger or can't pay the rent if she doesn't put in the work? Tell her to get on welfare and cut that shit out. If she's a prostitute in order to sustain a habit that just has bad news written all over it.
yes mate i'm hearing you, i said this in the op of the fred i made when i first met her, the dilema fred. the prostitute is just one part of her tho, it doesn't define every part of her. i like her because she is very very sweet and on top of that we have very similar personalities and i feel so comfortable with her like i have experienced literally only once in my lifetime with another human being. i'm not going to throw that away just because she is stuck in a rut and just doing whatever she has to do just to get by. i've done way worse than anything she's ever done so i'm really not one to judge. she talks about this and she absolutely hates having to do it. and its like i've known her not much more than a few weeks and i'm telling her stuff which i never tell anybody, like ever. and i'm telling her this like i'd tell somebody what i had for breakfast. and she's the same with me. its like within moments of meeting her something just clicked, i knew right then that i had to have her no matter what. also she is the most down to earth person you could ever meet, and when she talks you can see she forms her own opinions on things, rather than just going with whatever everybody else thinks on a matter. i really like that, i'm very much like that. i can tell her things i would be way too embarrassed to tell anybody, and she doesn't judge me either, that is one of the things that is so cool about her. and its like the first time we fucked(or rather tried to, lol), i wrote about it in the other fred. most couples would have been so awkward after that and prolly avoided each other for the rest of their lives. we just laughed like fuck about it.
i'm not perfect myself so i'm not going to judge her in the slightest. and none of you lot are perfect either so you don't get to judge her either.
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2017-09-10 at 10:56 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by Bill Krozby no offense but you'll fuck that up and she'll know you're high addicts are notorious narcissist that think they can hide their narcissistic supply
i am going to cut my use down a lot once she goes. i'm not an addict, i can take it or leave it these days. i have other stuff to concentrate on anyway.
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