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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by matrix you scored 90 on the iq test

    i scored 171, i'm smarter than you



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    don't die bling



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Hey sweetie.. next time you want to put something in your ass.. use a glowstick to aide the doctors in getting it out!


    But More power to you I guess. I just hope you don't have surgical remorse after cutting off your dong :D

    lol, you just called a dude sweetie

    you totally gay brah



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by fag No, dangling in front of my bull sized balls. I've literally fucked every member of this forum's girlfriend with my enormous black dick.

    except mine, lol



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no it dint



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You worked at Burger King.

    no, pretty much anyone who knows how to cook knows this



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock fuck that. shoot the fuckers. tree rats are evil and deserve nothing more than a painful death.

    there used to be an infestation of them in my neighborhood.

    now…not so much.

    yeah they don't like the smell of nigger dicks



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Dans wife Fran divorced him back in the 80's and opened up Fran's and took half his employees. Its the same kind of place except she does potato wedges instead of curly fries like Dans.

    reminded me of this





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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER I dont want to rain on this shit parade but 1) LSD is right….people fuck like rabbis in rehab.

    also, just how much sechs do they have exactly?





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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Burger King has some of the worst onion rings around imo. They're always greasy and they aren't even solid onion, it's just onion mash.

    But I'll be damned if they aren't great with that fucking zesty sauce.

    if they're greasy its because they are frying them in oil at too low temperature at your local branch. maybe point this out to the manager.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER I dont want to rain on this shit parade but 1) LSD is right….people fuck like rabbis in rehab.

    well the girl is gonna need a bit of spending money while she's in there ;)



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader i can see the lights, at the end of the tunnel

    and my god are those lights so high



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie NARC, you know i care about you buddy, as such i feel obliged to tell you that i don't think it's a particularly good idea to date a prostitute. Why is she even a prostitute? Is she literally dying of hunger or can't pay the rent if she doesn't put in the work? Tell her to get on welfare and cut that shit out. If she's a prostitute in order to sustain a habit that just has bad news written all over it.

    i do appreciate you noising your concerns tho, thx pal.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock that you even knew where to find such a pic is all anyone needs to know about you.

    that. and that youre a nigger loving whore faggot retard.

    what coz he knows how to use google images? what the fuck are you even talking about



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    shes just saying this morning that she has no work on today and she thinks she's not gonna bother now and just stick to her methadone till she goes. she was panicking yesterday coz a client cancelled on her and she was going to have to go and find one. but this involves the really shitty clients that she hates doing. i gave her 100 quid so she didn't have to bother. it left me pretty broke but least i got to have her to myself all day.

    omg wait, did i just hire her as a prostitute? WTF



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Faggots trying to tear my boy narcie down

    You go, boy. You fucking go get her. Sex her negro ass, boy

    cheers faggot. i still fucking hate you tho.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also she's going to rehab on tuesday so hopefully that will be the end of it. but i'll be cool with her whatever she does.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie NARC, you know i care about you buddy, as such i feel obliged to tell you that i don't think it's a particularly good idea to date a prostitute. Why is she even a prostitute? Is she literally dying of hunger or can't pay the rent if she doesn't put in the work? Tell her to get on welfare and cut that shit out. If she's a prostitute in order to sustain a habit that just has bad news written all over it.

    yes mate i'm hearing you, i said this in the op of the fred i made when i first met her, the dilema fred. the prostitute is just one part of her tho, it doesn't define every part of her. i like her because she is very very sweet and on top of that we have very similar personalities and i feel so comfortable with her like i have experienced literally only once in my lifetime with another human being. i'm not going to throw that away just because she is stuck in a rut and just doing whatever she has to do just to get by. i've done way worse than anything she's ever done so i'm really not one to judge. she talks about this and she absolutely hates having to do it. and its like i've known her not much more than a few weeks and i'm telling her stuff which i never tell anybody, like ever. and i'm telling her this like i'd tell somebody what i had for breakfast. and she's the same with me. its like within moments of meeting her something just clicked, i knew right then that i had to have her no matter what. also she is the most down to earth person you could ever meet, and when she talks you can see she forms her own opinions on things, rather than just going with whatever everybody else thinks on a matter. i really like that, i'm very much like that. i can tell her things i would be way too embarrassed to tell anybody, and she doesn't judge me either, that is one of the things that is so cool about her. and its like the first time we fucked(or rather tried to, lol), i wrote about it in the other fred. most couples would have been so awkward after that and prolly avoided each other for the rest of their lives. we just laughed like fuck about it.

    i'm not perfect myself so i'm not going to judge her in the slightest. and none of you lot are perfect either so you don't get to judge her either.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no offense but you'll fuck that up and she'll know you're high addicts are notorious narcissist that think they can hide their narcissistic supply

    i am going to cut my use down a lot once she goes. i'm not an addict, i can take it or leave it these days. i have other stuff to concentrate on anyway.



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