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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she just told me she's going home thursday. i'm pretty concerned now. it was literally seconds after she said that i just heard her going 'no no no no no no no' and going off in the distance. then she came back 30 seconds later telling me 'that guy we had the argument about, he's dead'. i acted dumb and then she just said i'll call you tomorrow and went off. i don't think she'll last 5 minutes if she goes home on thursday, its like 2 days away.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash Wat

    just got off the phone with her, it was weird, like she found out while i was on the phone with her.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she knows



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader most prostitutes are already on contraception anyway and they'd consider if you ask nicely.

    yeah most



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    it works millions of times every day. but as with all crime and life itself there is always a slight risk. use your brain to limit that. life is shit if you don't take a risk from time to time.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i just bookmarked this one tho

    http://www.adultwork.com/4284391



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 What a shame though. I like it much better than backpage. Maybe I'll sign up as an escort myself ;))))

    i actually thought that myself, lol. i didn't think many women used it but i noticed a couple of emails to my girl from women, les obviously, so maybe there are some. i had a look at some of the dudes doing it but most are gay. there was even one guy offering his services for free lolol. i guess it don't take long to put up a profile, even if you only got like two a year it would be worth it.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 There's like 2 escorts on adultwork in a 99 mile radius of me lol.

    that's what i'm talking about, there well over 100 within 10 mile of me and i'm in a fairly rural location. i mean i am in a medium city but its surrounded by fuck all.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter I wanna fuck a hooker but I'm afraid I won't be able to get a boner and it'll be a waste of money. Any tips?

    unless you got permanant flop-on you'll get a boner alright.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by blackbird Dicks are for my friends.

    are you les?



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Number13 To be honest with you considering the state of public bathrooms I think they should be abolished entirely, you'd think you could trust people not to shit in their hands and clap but it fucking happens.
    Also no good toilet paper.

    i do agree but when you really need it even a shitty bathroom is better than nothing.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sounds good to me, depending what you mean by young tho.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just don't get caught innit



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic is there actually any sort of law against going into the opposite gender's bathroom anyways?

    i think they'd likely be some kind of public indecency law that would cover it, if not several.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i looked over that backpage and its pretty much like craigslist. adultwork is way better, tells you way more info. even tells you if they do bareback or not.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by blackbird I don’t see why we even have separate locker‐rooms and stuff. I can kinda see the point of separate bathrooms because of urinals, but the whole gender segregation thing just seems archaic to me.



    [strike]man[/strike] girl



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i wish the freds in latest freds would change from time to time.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter And I thought my love life was fucked up. XD Hahahaha… hahah… ha… heh…

    I'm fuckin' lonely. :(

    but you see that nuclear family bullshit lifestyle would bore the shit out of me tho. least this is interesting hah



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader only if its condom-free

    only for me



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that was pretty hot



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