Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-10-09 at 1:25 AM UTC in whats the mott fucked up shit you've seen irl
   

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   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I have a million stories about hydro here but otherwise I've seen a beggar in Mexico who had no hands and was sobbing. According to my family he is always crying and they think he fakes it to get attention. He also does this in front of a church. Still sad as fuck to literally cry for attention but man, I felt bad for him.

   
   when i first got out of jail this little blonde chick came up to me crying and sobbing about how she couldn't get home or summing. she was so obviously after smack money. i just wished i'd had an 1/8 of smack handy at the time, would have been so fucking easy, lol.
   
   
   
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2. 2017-10-09 at 1:20 AM UTC in EX MOD here , AMA
   

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   which part of the ministry of defense were you in exactly? and i didn't realize you were british
   
   
   
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3. 2017-10-09 at 12:19 AM UTC in Not gonna jack off for a week
   

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   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Sexy Roll Playing for Sure!

   
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-10-09 at 12:08 AM UTC in Not gonna jack off for a week
   

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   a hibab or summing i think. i'm no authority on it tho.
   
   
   
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5. 2017-10-09 at 12:04 AM UTC in Not gonna jack off for a week
   

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6. 2017-10-08 at 11:47 PM UTC in Not gonna jack off for a week
   

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   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Gross, cellulite riddled ass :/

   
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-10-08 at 11:09 PM UTC in I caught my dad warching porn again...
   

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   Originally posted by HTS you should have joined him~

   
   you are fucking weird
   
   
   
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8. 2017-10-08 at 11:08 PM UTC in Not gonna jack off for a week
   

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   try this tho
   
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-10-08 at 11:04 PM UTC in Not gonna jack off for a week
   

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   i would post summing to really tempt him but i'm not gey
   
   
   
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10. 2017-10-08 at 10:58 PM UTC in BOUT TO POP MY ACID TAB LOL
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Poor people have the worst ideas about what rich people do. That's why rich people are rich, and poor people are not.

    
    so you saying you rich?
    
    
    
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11. 2017-10-08 at 10:51 PM UTC in BOUT TO POP MY ACID TAB LOL
    

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    cheap as nigga^ confirmed
    
    
    
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12. 2017-10-08 at 10:48 PM UTC in BOUT TO POP MY ACID TAB LOL
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Again, purely for the sake of pointing out that you sound like an idiot, this is a rental in Florida.

    
    yeah but rich people rent rich properties.
    
    
    
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13. 2017-10-08 at 10:47 PM UTC in BOUT TO POP MY ACID TAB LOL
    

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    Originally posted by Sophie Honestly it's what came to my mind as well but i didn't want to mention anything since i am no counter top expert. I mean if CF is as rich as he pretends to be you'd expect him to have a granite counter top at least.

    
    yeah even if he was renting.
    
    what kind of cheap ass places must he rent?
    
    
    
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14. 2017-10-08 at 10:33 PM UTC in Not gonna jack off for a week
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Imma post all the gifs and videos and shit that tempt me during my week long quest

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    
    don't lie. how the fuck would that tempt you when you can't even see his cock?
    
    
    
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15. 2017-10-08 at 10:26 PM UTC in Jerking off to
    

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    she is i know. it wasn't about that tbh.
    
    
    
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16. 2017-10-08 at 10:25 PM UTC in Not gonna jack off for a week
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Gonna mentally edge for a week lol

    
    we'll get your medal ready
    
    
    
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17. 2017-10-08 at 10:20 PM UTC in This is your daily reminder
    

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    we need a faggot list on this site. i'm gonna make a faggot list.
    
    
    
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18. 2017-10-08 at 10:19 PM UTC in This is your daily reminder
    

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    and finny is a closeted faggot
    
    
    
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19. 2017-10-08 at 10:18 PM UTC in Jerking off to
    

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    is it bad that i jerked off to that dead junkie's fat pig of an ex(and mother of his kids) earlier just as a personal fuck you to the cunt?
    
    
    
    
    
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20. 2017-10-08 at 10:14 PM UTC in I caught my dad warching porn again...
    

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    Originally posted by mashlehash But I don't want to out my dad

    
    so do you have a problem with your dad watching porn or are you just telling us coz its lulzy?
    
    
    
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