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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    mine was 02



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader what can i do to get doctors to write letters saying that shouting sigg hell and doing nazi salutes help reduce my blood pressures ???

    pay them money



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Clearly you've never owned one. If you had, you'd know yourself that they are POS

    The last good Mercedes was the 190

    i know a lot of the users here saw the pix i posted of my c class, it was easily the best car i ever owned by far. never had a single problem with it after i replaced the radiator when i first got it having been sat in a barn for a year and i average 200 miles a day. those things just keep on going plus they are so comfortable and look the shit.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    obvious never had a merc^ is obvious



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when i was younger there were some waste grounds near our estate that the pikeys used to keep horses on. we were fucking about over there one time and come across a dead horse that was half rotted away. we could smell it long before we came across it.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hey lil limey, we're not all tossers that like to rob sperm banks and fix on potent semen.

    i've no idea what you're on about



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra with like, a spoon or something?

    with your tongue you faggot. Bill Krozby missed an opportunity by the sound of it.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if you spend 80 grand on a vehicle and don't get a merc then you're a cunt.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    people prolly worried you'd get a bit carried away.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also sounds like the dog is thinking she's telling him to bark, lol dogs are stupid.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Not a bad idea. Just slide it under her door, I'll write it ransom style with magazine letter cutouts, something to the effect of

    IF DON'T LEARN TO SHUT YOUR DOG UP IM GONNA BREAK INTO YOUR APARTMENT AT NIGHT AND SLIT BOTH YOUR THROATS. ONLY WARNING.

    THANK YOU

    use a stencil. magazine cut outs are for amateurs.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah, that explains a lot



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery infinityshock

    oh i c



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling my last name means a wooden hill

    what? your last name is unlit bonfire???



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Them Sheff niggaz ain't to be played with and do be goin' hard. Why not even a month ago they slightly caved in the windshield of a police cruiser.

    when we were kids the cops used to go to this house on our estate a lot. we'd always shove potato's up the tailpipe then start throwing rocks and bottles and shit at the car while they were in there. after a while of this they got told they couldn't park on that street anymore, so we noticed they started parking at the top of the estate and walked 200 yards to the house. big mistake lol, i don't know what the fuck they were thinking but when they went back to the car it was smashed to fucking pieces.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    he 80% chav with 20% tiger blood



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I put my jizz in vaginas. My ex gf who is a member on this website, the last time I saw her she came over around the time that I lost my night job so I was pretty tired and I lazily fucked her on my side and went back to sleep, she got really pissed off and started ranting about how other guys clean their jizz out of her (sounds pretty cucky) it was like lol whut? just kind of a weird thing to say

    what's her username?



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ola captain faggoto



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol, this retarded retarded fred ain't even got google ranking



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I don't really want it to show up in Google nor care.

    the only thing you could say to that tho, weren't it?

    lolololol



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