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Posts by NARCassist
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2017-11-18 at 11:24 PM UTC in is forcing your dad to give you a hug rapehave you still got an iq of 170?
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2017-11-18 at 11:23 PM UTC in im armed with a firearm
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2017-11-18 at 11:17 PM UTC in is forcing your dad to give you a hug rapebut i'm a 9/10 tho
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2017-11-18 at 11:16 PM UTC in best cereal
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2017-11-18 at 11:07 PM UTC in is forcing your dad to give you a hug rapei don't get it
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2017-11-18 at 11:06 PM UTC in im armed with a firearma laptop does count yeah. in fact they can perform pretty complex calculations very quickly.
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2017-11-18 at 11:02 PM UTC in is forcing your dad to give you a hug rapei'm a 9/10
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2017-11-18 at 11:01 PM UTC in It's the weekend of Grimace..
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2017-11-18 at 10:58 PM UTC in the definition of being a faggot and a loser
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Honestly I laughed when I saw this. He's so smug in his mugshots.
Bill Krozby.. Nohomo but you should of did improv classes when you were younger and became a comedians like Bill Hicks or something and shot off to Hollywood and beyond for comedy.. probably got a film gig. SAG-Aftra. 9x standard pay. worked you way up.
You have that fucking face that is unique and people was to punch for being a smartass.. but not really.. just waiting for something snarky to come out of your mouth for laughs.
Fuck you doing in Texas?
not a bad idea actually. and he's already good at sexual assault, so he'd fit right in.
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2017-11-18 at 10:55 PM UTC in best cereal
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2017-11-18 at 10:52 PM UTC in Is this TV worth getting?it was already sold
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2017-11-18 at 9:10 PM UTC in Anyone here wanna peep my quads?
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2017-11-18 at 9:08 PM UTC in best cereal
Originally posted by Captain Falcon As always, you have taken a funny joke, fucked it up and made it unfunny.
The original joke has "garbanzo bean", not "lentil", because during the delivery you say "garbanzo bean", with an intonation to indicate garbanzo is the noun and bean is the verb, so as to set up the audience to then think of "chick" as a noun" and "pea/pee" as the verb.
Go tell it to jimmy Carr then faggot. I'm sure he could use a lesson or two in comedy from a self-righteous pretentious prick like yourself.
For the record tho, I personally preferred jimmies version better. Fucking what beans were you on about again? Lol
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2017-11-18 at 6:25 PM UTC in Anyone here wanna peep my quads?
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2017-11-18 at 6:24 PM UTC in Anyone here wanna peep my quads?
Originally posted by benny vader what a beta thing to say. betas compete with each others and try to out-top all of them
while betas … they relegate themselves to that little corner over there, alone, secluded, and safe from the sight and competition with the others.
all betas can beat themselves in their physical and spiritual masturbation.
but whats the point anyway ???
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hahahah, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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2017-11-18 at 6:13 PM UTC in best cerealwhat's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
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2017-11-18 at 5:41 PM UTC in the definition of being a faggot and a loser
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2017-11-18 at 5:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Lanny I wonder if you dropped pieces of chocolate all over customs in an airport what your chances of killing a drug dog vs. getting arrested would be.
people who know their shit use gas mask powder. that stuff will fuck a dogs nose up permanently rendering a sniffer dog useless.
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2017-11-18 at 3:40 AM UTC in the definition of being a faggot and a loser
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2017-11-18 at 3:37 AM UTC in the definition of being a faggot and a loser
