Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-11-19 at 11:22 PM UTC in good drug stash spots for dealing with TSA/customs
   

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   Originally posted by Grimace They can't smell it in your ass if you use the method I used. If they can, one of two scenarios:
   
   1: You have a gaping asshole
   2: They have the nose of a bloodhound.

   
   its not about the sniffer dog being able to smell it you fool, its about your drugs smelling and tasting of your own shit when you get them out. most plastics, including cling film, won't keep your drugs from taking on that aroma.
   
   you're clearly an amateur at this.
   
   
   
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2. 2017-11-19 at 11:15 PM UTC in Dropping two tabs of acid
   

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3. 2017-11-19 at 11:15 PM UTC in Dropping two tabs of acid
   

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4. 2017-11-19 at 11:14 PM UTC in Dropping two tabs of acid
   

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   anyway, here's some trippy shit to watch
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-11-19 at 9:57 PM UTC in Dropping two tabs of acid
   

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   i wouldn't bother dropping acid unless i had a minimum of 5.
   
   
   
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6. 2017-11-19 at 8:35 PM UTC in Baba Ba ba
   

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   any music is better than mainstream music today.
   
   
   
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7. 2017-11-19 at 8:34 PM UTC in im armed with a firearm
   

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   Originally posted by benny vader u think ur cool but ur just a fool.
   
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   they say it takes one to know one. are you sure i'm a fool?
   
   
   
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8. 2017-11-19 at 8:32 PM UTC in I'm joining the SAS
   

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   sex and sammiches??
   
   have you found the perfect woman lanny?
   
   
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9. 2017-11-19 at 8:31 PM UTC in I'm joining the ICF
   

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   Originally posted by Captain Falcon The International Captains of Falconry welcome you, you limey cuck

   
   fuck that then. i thought i was joining the international captains of faggotry. i wanted you to show me how it was done proper like.
   
   
   
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10. 2017-11-19 at 8:29 PM UTC in I'm joining the ICF
    

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    that's the second time today i've noticed posts completely disappear from freds on this board.
    
    
    
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11. 2017-11-19 at 8:26 PM UTC in good drug stash spots for dealing with TSA/customs
    

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    if its a small amount then you tie it up inside some diaper bag, get it tight and small as you can. double it up again in another piece of diaper bag. after the knot is tight as you can get it, cut the excess off and use a lighter for a couple of seconds to perma-seal the knot. the diaper bags are made of a special polythene that is designed to keep the odor of dirty diapers sealed in. that way while its in your ass your drugs won't take on the distinct aroma of the inside of your ass. if its that small tho just keep it in your mouth while going through the customs part and be ready to discretely swallow if they ask you to accompany them to another room.
    
    
    
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12. 2017-11-19 at 7:40 PM UTC in good drug stash spots for dealing with TSA/customs
    

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    Originally posted by Grimace Take a piece of cling wrap and wrap drugs up tight within it length-wise to make a "tube" shape.
    Fold this "tube" over in half. Fold it over again.
    Take electrical tape and as tightly as you can, wrap it up to compress the shit out of it and make it into an "egg" shape.
    Lube it up and insert it in your ass. Repeat as necessary.
    
    Retrieval is as simple as shitting it out and unwrapping. Some protips though, be sure to shit before you do this. Otherwise your "eggs" will become part of the CONGLOMERATE of your shit. Quite disgusting to pick apart.
    
    Old prison smuggling tricks I used to use to bring in flip-phones and tobacco

    
    you're doing it wrong panny
    
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-11-19 at 4:46 PM UTC in i love you guys
    

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    i'm a friend of the north african caw'ing swallow
    
    
    
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14. 2017-11-19 at 4:44 PM UTC in im armed with a firearm
    

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    Originally posted by benny vader typing 'doubleduck' is less efficient than typing 'duckduck' becos your typing an extra of 2 letters.

    
    yeah but its got more cool factor going on
    
    
    
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15. 2017-11-19 at 4:44 PM UTC in im armed with a firearm
    

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    well then you prolly need to be more specific than just...
    
    

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Post pics

    
    in the middle of a fred
    
    
    
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16. 2017-11-19 at 4:41 PM UTC in i love you guys
    

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    i had a little bit of crack last night
    
    
    
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17. 2017-11-19 at 4:40 PM UTC in Anyone here know how / like to cook?
    

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    Originally posted by Totse 2001 at this point, I'm not sure I am up for your silly play with acronym type humor
    
    it sounds loaded and make believe. Where in the UK do you live

    
    near the corner bit
    
    
    
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18. 2017-11-19 at 4:37 PM UTC in i love you guys
    

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    na, sumbody hidden a blutooth speaker and are trying to wind you up, lol
    
    
    
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19. 2017-11-19 at 4:31 PM UTC in i love you guys
    

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    Originally posted by Swallow your pride CAW! CAW! CAW!

    
    are you threatening me?
    
    
    
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20. 2017-11-19 at 4:29 PM UTC in what does it mean to categorically deny something?
    

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    Originally posted by Swallow your pride CAW! CAW!

    
    what's that supposed to fucking mean?
    
    
    
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