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1. 2017-11-18 at 6:13 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   what's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
   
   

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2. 2017-11-18 at 7:06 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist what's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
   
   

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   As always, you have taken a funny joke, fucked it up and made it unfunny.
   
   The original joke has "garbanzo bean", not "lentil", because during the delivery you say "garbanzo bean", with an intonation to indicate garbanzo is the noun and bean is the verb, so as to set up the audience to then think of "chick" as a noun" and "pea/pee" as the verb.
3. 2017-11-18 at 7:06 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo beans? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo beans on my face.
4. 2017-11-18 at 7:15 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo beans? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo beans on my face.

   
   As always, you have taken a funny joke, fucked it up and made it unfunny.
   
   The original joke has "lentil", not "garbanzo beans", because during the delivery you say "lentil", with an intonation to indicate lentil is the noun, so as to set up the audience to then think of "chick" as a noun" and "pea/pee" as the verb.
5. 2017-11-18 at 9:08 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon As always, you have taken a funny joke, fucked it up and made it unfunny.
   
   The original joke has "garbanzo bean", not "lentil", because during the delivery you say "garbanzo bean", with an intonation to indicate garbanzo is the noun and bean is the verb, so as to set up the audience to then think of "chick" as a noun" and "pea/pee" as the verb.

   
   Go tell it to jimmy Carr then faggot. I'm sure he could use a lesson or two in comedy from a self-righteous pretentious prick like yourself.
   
   For the record tho, I personally preferred jimmies version better. Fucking what beans were you on about again? Lol
   
   
   
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6. 2017-11-18 at 10:49 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist Go tell it to jimmy Carr then faggot. I'm sure he could use a lesson or two in comedy from a self-righteous pretentious prick like yourself.
   
   For the record tho, I personally preferred jimmies version better. Fucking what beans were you on about again? Lol
   
   
   
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   British comedy is shit and you're shit too.
7. 2017-11-18 at 10:55 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon British comedy is shit and you're shit too.

   
   well i think your shitty version of the joke says it all really. i mean if you asked that of people, 99.9% of them would reply with 'with the fucks a garbage bean?'. the joke element is totally lost after that.
   
   
   
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8. 2017-11-18 at 11:08 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist well i think your shitty version of the joke says it all really. i mean if you asked that of people, 99.9% of them would reply with 'with the fucks a garbage bean?'. the joke element is totally lost after that.
   
   
   
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   Wrong. STFU idiot.
9. 2017-11-18 at 11:16 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Wrong. STFU idiot.

   
   no its not wrong, you're wrong.
   
   
   
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