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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 No it's not. You work for the CIA or medical field, probably a friend of Dr Alice and infected me with cancer cells or poisoned me so I get bladder cancer or some shit.

    Would that be Alice D by any chance, Dr Alice D, the world renowned psychotherapist?



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Then i'm gonna kick all your fucking heads in





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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'll go fucking cactus on yo ass in a minute if you don't stop defying me and start complying quick smart.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Grimace Everyone likes to offer cliche answers like "go outside" or "just talk to some girl you meet", but this is absolutely retarded advise.

    The fact is, in 2017, I don't know how to meet women! When I was coming of age and meeting/dating women, we all met through either a mutual friend, a bar, a pool (billiards) hall, skating rink, etc. We met face to face. We spoke in person.

    Now, it seems the most popular way to meet someone is to use some sort of online service. I not only find that creepy, but also sad. "BUT GRIMACE! I FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THROUGH AN ONLINE SITE AND TIMES ARE CHANGING! YOU SHOULD BE MORE PROGRESSIVE AND STOP LIVING IN THE PAST AND ACCEPT PROGRESSIVE WAYS!" - maybe so. There are certain things that I think shouldn't become online-based. Like dating.

    You should generically meet a girl on your own and generically foster a relationship with her. My sister used an online dating site and she is happily married now for almost 6 years. It makes me want to see statistical data on how often those types of relationships last. Anyway, I am rambling…

    In 2017, I have no fucking idea how to meet women. If I wasn't already married, I would be lost. I guess I would be another fucking loser on another one of these desperate fucking dating websites, making a desperate account, and essentially stalking women.

    i agree with this. the biggest part of hooking up with a chick irl is the flirting and how you gel with her. that's not just what you say, its how you say it, its reading each others body language, its the eyes and those certain looks you give and receive each other and more. you just can't get any of that on tinder from a few still images and a profile that nobody really knows what to say on coz anything you do say about yourself just comes over as pretentious as fuck. add to that the fact that most people assume everyone's profile is either fake pix of someone else, photoshopped or completely faked profile altogether like 14/f/cali or summing. its a fucking monstrous way of meeting chicks imo.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter hao am i a prick

    get out of this fred you prick



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Grimace I'm starting to think you're a prick!

    you don't even know what it means ya cunt



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    hi scron



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    to be fair, you shouldn't be thinking people are pricks if you don't even know what it means. that's not cool panny.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i din't say you did. you think he's a prick, there is actually quite a profound difference between the two.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    OK, this is going nowhere. How about I'll decide what you think and you'll decide what I think. Sound good to you?

    #compromise



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yes you do. i'll decide what you fucking think.

    and i'm not a cunt btw.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yes you fucking do you fucking prick



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    your mom got cam and bluetooth speakers hidden in the kitchen trying to freak you out.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yes, you do.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no, you think he's a prick



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah you do



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling ur uncle looks like jimmy saville stfyu

    is that the impression you got when you were sitting on his knee?




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well we all think you're a little prick



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    as you will soon be finding out malice, after disrespecting my uncle like that :11:



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice How exactly do you join someone's asshole?

    err, the usual way.



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