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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I drink to feel good, not to “get rekt” or “party”

    lol, that doesn't even make any sense. alcohol doesn't make you feel good, it just makes you a cunt.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon My parents want me to come back to Pakistan and marry a Pakistani girl. They're kind of privy to my true nature but they don't want to address it, they just want me to drop it and come back and never speak of it. But I'm having too much fun fucking American bitches and bois. But I still love my family. I want them to unstick their head from their religious asses, accept that I'm not a Muslim and move on.

    its all about what you want with you tho innit? what about what they want? don't that matter to you at all? you're a really bad muslim and an even worserer son.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Xlite Who are you though?

    no, not you, me. its all mememememe with me.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by blackbird Sex is awesome, it’s like the only thing that I never get bored of.





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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    alcohol is for faggots who are too gay to do smack and crack but still wanna make out like they're still hardcore mofo's.

    don't believe me ?? ..just check out who started this fred



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Xlite I thought you niggas was long gone.
    Its good to see some old names.

    i'd completely forgotten about you



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws How about taking responsibility for your own life instead of blaming the media or the jedis or the gubment for all your problems

    but it is their fault tho



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws So what you’re saying is you’re a freaky motherfucker aren’t you

    yeah but i ain't no fag tho, fucks poo's.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    it was on an ad on fetlife, lol



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i mean how much faggotry has to be going constantly through your mind 24fucking7 to suddenly have that lightbulb moment that results into turning this idea into a fucking reality?

    and what kind of major fag invests money into shit like this. captain faggot? can you shed any light on that one?



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    seriously, how can you be that faggot??



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i mean like some major fucking fag has actually sat there and put all the thought and effort into actually inventing this. wtf mang? how can you be that faggot?



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    alcohols for faggots. heroing is a mans drug.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you must be scronocus?




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well i think they're alright. i like indian people.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i mean what kind of a cunt does that??



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that was what i wanted the bb code for but lannys a faggot and linked to bb code that he ain't even embedded into NIS like a cunt.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Kill yourself, god damn.

    i just made a whole fred just for you pal



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this'll be ideal for your faggotry and shit

    Intake Ass Sucker Device

    Transform your fuckhole by puffing up your ass lips with this ingenious device.



    After a short session with the Intake Ass Sucker your rectal lips will be engorged and ready to welcome your dude's hard cock. Fucking after sucking your ass can alter the whole experience. You can pump as heavily or lightly as you want. You can go for just a light puff or for a full on glazed red velvet donut. There's so much potential packed into the Intake Ass Sucker Device.

    Intake Ass Sucker Device Specs and Benefits:


    *Size: 4 inches in total length, 2 inches in diameter
    *Material: ABS plastic
    *Color: Clear
    *Turn the knob to create an airtight seal against your partner's anus
    *The clear cup allows you to see the effect you're having.

    this not even a joke, like this is an actual thing fucklolol

    https://www.boyzshop.com/intake-ass-sucker-device_3048.html?utm_source=Fetlife&utm_medium=banners&utm_campaign=FLP7AssSucker

    faggots really are truly disgusting animals.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ah right, there it is, i got it lol.



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