Posts by BeigeWarlock

2018-04-30 at 1:46 PM UTC in Has anyone seen They Live? What'd you think of the ending?

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Wait.. how in the fuck did this film start with They Live and segea into jedis?

2018-04-30 at 1:45 PM UTC in Has anyone seen They Live? What'd you think of the ending?

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Originally posted by The Self Taught Man It was so fucking weird how it just ended with that scene where that chick is fucking one of them. Just seemed like an odd scene to go out on, you know?

Ex Mechina is John Carpenters style of extro'

2018-04-30 at 1:43 PM UTC in Anyone watch the new episodes of Roseanne?

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Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Fuck, they were funny. Can't believe they made all those jokes about Hilary. Plus I loved when Dan said, "What the hell is wrong with being masculine?" when Darlene didn't want her son to have to be masculine.

Can't wait for next week. ^_^

Only Rosanne can get away with it :)

I watched part of one of the episodes (Im guessing it was the first one.. are they gonna get the guy from Big Bang to come back on.. or have they?

2018-04-30 at 1:41 PM UTC in Your top 5 films

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Originally posted by Something Squirrel Idiocracy (mike judge)

I like Idiocrazy

Mike Judge crawls into my mind. I still havn't seen a full episode of Silicon Valley though :(

2018-04-30 at 1:38 PM UTC in Ren & Stimpy creator, John Kricfalusi, in trouble.

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I know I'm not imagining that I saw a Ren and Stimpy cartoon episode some years back (like 2011) showing a very R if not X rated Ren and Stimpy episode.

I always thought there was added adult humor into the kids versions. I would watch it on Prozac (like 1990-92?)and try and understand why it was so filthy and why he was making it for kids.

My wife who would sit in with me and watch it at times said She didn't see what was so dirty. and then told me it was all in my head.

What the fuck did she know.

2018-04-30 at 1:32 PM UTC in anybody see that video of Hillary and Abedin killing and torturing a child?

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And to this day, no one from Mexico has questioned the Podesta Brothers? of course not.. not while Trump is causing shit with Mexico.

We need to understand Donald Trump wasn't raised to understand the blue collar (or brown) persons upbringing.

He was raised in a rich boys bubble.

He needs to "Clean the swamp" but clearly he's not going to.

2018-04-30 at 1:27 PM UTC in anybody see that video of Hillary and Abedin killing and torturing a child?

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Originally posted by Juicebox Supposedly there's a video going around showing hillary and Abedin torturing and killing a child

I have a link that the website it was posted on claims is a link to that video but I'm not brave enough to check it out, and my opsec isn't good enough even if I was

Anybody want it? Tell us what's in it if you do watch it. TOR will be required

Post it. If you're serious. If you're trolling, then dont. She can't have all of us snuffed.

She is evil as fuck. They are known to have trafficked children prostitutes during their government of Arkansas days.

Mena ring a bell?

2018-04-30 at 1:25 PM UTC in Pee-Wee's Playhouse

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1980 humor when the 444 day seige occured

2018-04-30 at 1:24 PM UTC in Pee-Wee's Playhouse

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ITs OK Paul Ruben you will always be one of my favorite performers

I want to change one of my fav top movies

I'll replace umm Wizards with PeeWee Hermans big Adventure. and even his last movie was funny (came out like 2-3 years ago?)

2018-04-30 at 1:21 PM UTC in Pee-Wee's Playhouse

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Originally posted by mmQ A POWERFUL staple of my childhood. Cartoon express shit y'een know. So many fun characters and adventures to be had on the daily, it was like got dang I need more of this in my life.

Personally my favorite character was Randy if for no other reason than his role in my most memorable clip of the show where Pee-Wee is trying to avoid getting sick and Randy comes down on his cringe strings and coughs and sneezes in his face a bunch. hahaha

In the greatest episode of all time. It fucking starts off with a somersault. That's fucking OG shit.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

just watch 17:00-17:30 if nothing else. Timeless classic.

So, Pee Wee was originally designed to be R rated. It was done on a local cable channel if I'm not mistaken and picked up around 1981 on the TV station NightFlights on USA network which was predated MTV as a music and eclectic tv show that would run hours usually on Friday and Saturday nights. they would play PeeWee herman and then some music video then some weird bits of films.

kind of a variety show for stoners getting high.

It was a 1980s version of Netflix and Chill.

great times. smoke weed, drink beer, cuddle up with a highschool girlfriend and laugh at stupid shit.

then one of the big 3 networks decided it would be a good idea to put PeeWee on for kids. and it went to the big screen. then Peewee gets into trouble for smoking crack at and accused of masturbating in a theater (which was later dropped)

and blame Paul Ruben for tainting the Peewee image when all along it was meant for Adult Humor. they even had Phil Hartman on it pre SNL. they were Groundling performers. Groundling is Frat Humor.. a Comedy Troupe from the Second City performers.. people like John Belushi and Chevy Chase and Gilda Radner (all members of the National Lampoons x rated Comix underground group)

these big wig fgts in New York and Hollywood are just a bunch of direct blame when shit hits the fan.

2018-04-30 at 1:11 PM UTC in Your top 5 films

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Originally posted by Zanick 1. Fellowship of the Ring
2. Return of the King
3. The Two Towers
4. Pulp Fiction
5. The Naked Prey

You could roll all first 3 up into one.. it is a trilogy so it is an extention of the first.

it was being filmed all at the same time.. some of the parts of 3 were being filmed at the same time as 1. they just knew people weren't going to sit in a theater for 8-9 hours watching all 3 as one.

Mine change a lot

Wizards (by Ralph Bakshin)
Afterhours
Electric Dreams
Soylent Green (for the last roll done by Edward G Robinson.. very under-rated. He was literally dying when that scene "Going Home" was being made)
Willy Wonka.

I have a lot of favorites.. I always throw these obligatory ones up though. I know they're all classic films but still it shows the type of movies I like to watch.. Sci-Fi Fantasy

2018-04-30 at 1:02 PM UTC in What do you do in the mornings

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I was gonna ween off of Adderall because Im told they make you tired but I can't stay alert without them

So I take it with thyroid meds

levothy

then I eat a bowl of cereal and take a baby asperin (need food in my stomach

then, I take Gabapentin, Lexap, and some crazy tiny ass pill and wait 90 minutes. Gabapentin hits fast like 15 minutes. it twists my words all up. I can't speak on them at first. hard to remember shit. (most of the day)

but it has no affect on my driving or reaction. it's weird.. it wires you a bit but you can't talk for shit on them until about 2 hours into them.. then it's non stop caddy.. yap yap.

I also drink Energy drinks. I got a 20fl oz (5 dollar can.. biggest size) of diet red bull. slam one of these mother fuckers and I'll talk my way out of a "jump in" in the bloods or crypts and straight into being Boss man.

or not

Prove me wrong!

2018-04-30 at 12:55 PM UTC in I'm back and normalize

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Originally posted by Something Squirrel Video footage of totse2001 minutes before making this post

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LOL Im doing that to the song Flashlight by Parlament Funk.

Only my upper... Im sort of the reverse River Dance right now

If only white people can sync the two together we be just fine on the dance floor

2018-04-30 at 12:51 PM UTC in looking for nice Indian

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Originally posted by NARCassist you know karen's in there showing nood right?

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Is Karen, Sav? Purge was asking her to show titties around the time I left.

Anyone scrncap them puppies wrestling around in her blouse.

2018-04-30 at 12:50 PM UTC in looking for nice Indian

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Originally posted by A College Professor

Everytime.. never gets old

LOL

2018-04-30 at 12:41 PM UTC in Like but Unlike

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Like most of you I have a hard time getting laid

But Unlike most of you it's not because I'm a L7 square. I never was the best looking guy, Baby face didn't help when I was younger.. oh wait, it did. It was pure assclownish classclown that got me laid.

women also love a guy who can talk to them.

I can't get laid these days cause of meds. My shit is all fucked up. the dick is confused. if I climax, it's after I jizz and not during. and sometimes you only half load release.

so a doctor put me on new meds.

POW.. worked the first few weeks.

dick pills are expensive. where can I get legit cialis or Viagra for cheap? real ones. Don't try and be funny and poison me with some lame shit. anyone know where?

I heard if you take flushing Niacin it will clean out your blood pipes. that and vitamin E. any truth to this? who wants to have sex when they're feeling like they're on fire with niacin? Me.. I'll do it.

2018-04-30 at 12:37 PM UTC in Refugees from a dating site?

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Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover We all niggasin.space now.

2018-04-30 at 12:25 PM UTC in You know what really grinds my gears

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This one is even funnier

2018-04-30 at 12:24 PM UTC in You know what really grinds my gears

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Originally posted by Something Squirrel Don't you have taco bell open 24/7 because of the weed

Jack in the Box does. Until MAD got involved

but these were awesome commercials. But we don't want to encourage people to get high and get behind the wheel.

2018-04-30 at 12:20 PM UTC in Fuck fona

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Originally posted by Something Squirrel Going, going, gone!

He's on tinychat.. do we need him here as well. I think so. as long as he isn't the American version of Asshole like other people were while posting on here.

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