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Posts by BeigeWarlock

  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    California is one giant sleeper town.

    My Home town had like 2 restaraunts which were not Denny's and open till 3 am

    One on either side of town. One Mexican and One comfort food but better than Denny's.


    both now closed. They tried to pass a law to make San Francisco hours of alcohol served till 4am. It wont pass because California is a Nanny State with Nanny Laws (and some for good reasons) like not having someone fall out of a bar at 4am to get into a car and drive straight into Mom or Dad at 4:30-5 in the morning in which mom or dad is heading to work.

    that's why they want to round up all the DUI by 3am. so last call is almost always 1:30am (Bars open till 2 but a newer law making last call served at 1:30)

    It's the fact there are shitloads of people here that make it that law. The reason Vegas, Reno and NYC don't have to have these laws is because people can walk home. no one drives in those cities much.
  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    He seems Ok when he's not drunk.

    He told me he and Beercat were SEAL TEAM 6 and that Beercat dropped out while he stayed in.

    I laughed. but what if it were true I thought to myself. :(
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lmao

    Hey, Commie. Where do you hail from?
  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor damn that looks so fuuccccccin good ( made with meyer lemons lol )

    who was it that said that no desert made with lemons or limes sounds good? kolokol i think . looks good to me!

    meyer lemon lol i was looking at lemon and lime plants that produce indoors in pots but dont remember seeing a meyers. idk.

    honestly i just wish the stores would start selling garden style tomatoes that have actual flavor

    LEMON BUNT CAKE IS THE SHIT! My mom used to make Orange with orange jello mix and then a poweder sugar and orange juice/sugar frosting on top

    My Mom was really good at baking deserts but most of the recipes she got from her slightly younger sister who is also a great cook.


    I tried to make this very thing with hash olive oil I bought from the medical dispencery when I was experimenting with Rx Weed. I didn't like to smoke it but cooking was fun. it stank like a skunks ass and tasted worst. Stick to strong Chocolate and Coffee base foods when cooking with weed. there is a reason for this.

    though Lemon Bars are an exception I'm told.
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    That's shit I popped out as a kid.. not on my face so much as my back.

    Which is one of the reasons I dont go sun bathing is my back is potmarked from pimples and infection from landing on razer wire (no clue as to why the guy had wire like that coiled up next to a tree we built a treehouse in.
  6. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic There's a lump on my back under the skin the size of a small marble or something. The doctor said it was a lipoma, which is annoying but not dangerous.

    Did your brain hear Lymphoma and you ended up auto-shitting yourself for a moment. I'm glad you're not seriously sick yet the look on your face when he said that.
  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny "regular" limes are key limes. Learn your lime shit niggers

    Chimes in .. -_-

    Chimes out


    U R SUCH A LIAR! (yes the door hit my ass on the way out)
  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    sir and mam

    That's funny. is that Shaq?
  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Im gonna normalize my posting style and post in the right forums.

    Often I would get yelled at on totse for posting mostly in SG and getting that "not an SG thread" thrown at me even back before zoklet was a thing.

    So I will make an attempt to post in other forums now as I did there.

    I just hope others follow.
  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Who runs that fucking joint? which member from here went over there to run it?

    Would I feel more at constructive conversation there and less here?

    is trollie the Totse trolley over there in full swing?

    Remember kids.. It's pronounce TOT-SEE not TOTE-SEE
  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    San Jose, May 30

  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Hey Kinks

    related/unrelated The Kinks, Great band
  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Because europe is a poor shithole

    lol

    The classic *English Breakfast* looks like some-drunk cook fucked up an order at Denny's


  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick Your exodus from DH is reminiscent of the journey undertaken by all Niggas thus far, and I think we are kindred spirits in this regard. I too understand the trauma of logging onto your forum to find it seized from your hands, almost like driving up to your house burning down. You've asked yourselves, "Where will I go? Will my friends be there?" and you were right to wonder, for your wondering has guided you to the promised land.

    Welcome, new Niggas. You are one of us, and this is the future.

    Oh I get it. Date Hotel is a forum site. I took it literally.

    Beercat was saying something about it.. went over my head.. he didn't explain it's a forum site like this place.
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    This is the kind of shit that people got tossed from Totse and I know Zoklet wouldn't tolerate it either.


    People, start offering interesting shit. and yes.. I'ts not SG but if people went to proper forums, I would post in them.

    lets post interesting shit fro now on.. perhaps Lanny can make SG a fight club forum
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- Did you put the chopsticks over the beer and rest the shot on top and then bang the table until it fell in? If not you’re doing it wrong.

    JUST DRINK 2OZ OF BEER AND DROP SHOTGLASS IN PINT
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I DONT DRINK
  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Bill Cosby..Rape Motel..hey hey HEY..WTF
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've always like bill cosby but this is kinda weird. I grew up watching his standup and show and looking up to him but I don't even know what to think now

    HEY< HEY HEY!


    Like most likely a few of you i bet hes killed someone before
  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I just want this site to be like an older (PRE PRE 9/11) totse

    where people actually input mostly educational shit or creepy stories like creepy pasta or hilarious pranks (like college pranks of filling a dorm room up with popcorn packing material)

    it's funny to troll. but not all the time. like you're bored and angry at the same time. go do that shit on tinychat to other users.

    Lanny, I used to work in sales.. get me a Job at your institution of moneyness.

    If this one guy )client) is serious.>I might get a job interview
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