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Posts by BeigeWarlock

  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    eat 5mg of mocha.. that hash will give you throat cancer
  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    1 by 1 they fall.
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Please uncockfest this site and bring in some women who have the same issues as we do
  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    666 all around


    God you're a twisted weirdo, Fona.
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic

    Sounds like Bad Brains out of DC
  6. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala That baby is not to be fucked with.

    Lol. I know, right
  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Yeah, kinda. I was on a lot of drugs last year and I thought you were gonna sell all your possessions and join the Trianglist monastery along with bling and reject.

    I Aum Shinrikyo'd them both


    Can i join.. I suck at math but someone can always teach me.. Plus i need to make dot com friends and old men like me are good to hire in dot com.. I got good strong or sensitive phone sale skills and old people anchor into lower management well
  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I bumped the wrong thread.

    Thats ok.. It can be followed up.. First off do Arizona Teas get you perked up and secondly Lanny did you say you were managing these ladies from The Coat Hangers.. When they coming to the Bay Area.. Have them play at the Oakland Metro Opera House.. I can find parking over there
  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Its Earthquake weather.. Not just warm but calm..


    I shouldnt fuck with this.. If im right people might be hitting me up for lotto numbers or hourse race winnings.. I got my own debts to worry about Pal
  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny subscribing so I can laugh if it doesn't happen and use you to avoid dying in the next earthquake if you're right.

    It is 5:30 now.. But never a bad thing to prepare.. Chan 4 kron is also warning peeps. Ive sensed it 3 times sifnif.. Even the last one i did predated the swarms of San Ramon quakes by less than 2 full days
  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I feel motion not related to 3.3 quake of san Ramon.. 5 maybe 6 or higher.. Its coming though.. Maybe in the early morning. 3-5.. But most likely this week.
    Spidey cat senses
  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    fucking commies. Why don't you all learn American
  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist fuck off



    .

    Nothing beats Kraftwerks

    We're charging our battery
    And now we're full of energy

    We are the robots, we are the robots
    We are the robots, we are the robots

    We're functioning automatic
    And we are dancing mechanic

    We are the robots, we are the robots
    We are the robots, we are the robots

    Ja tvoi sluga, Ja tvoi rabotnik
    Ja tvoi sluga, Ja tvoi rabotnik

    We are programmed just to do
    Anything you want us to

    Read more: Kraftwerk - The Robots Lyrics | MetroLyrics
  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I think fake stores of radioactive materal being just fuel pumps and shit in Oakland are cover stories


    The Russians are probably behind it

    I think Russia is trying to sneak a nuke in the Mariana Trench is a real thing.

    North Korea has nukes and subs. they could pull it off.
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- Did you put the chopsticks over the beer and rest the shot on top and then bang the table until it fell in? If not you’re doing it wrong.

    JUST DRINK 2OZ OF BEER AND DROP SHOTGLASS IN PINT
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    i mean nu toatsee
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats newtotse is a great place.
    HDL runs it.
    All the members are me though.
    Its just Fonaplats and all the alts I made using NIS members names so I can talk to myself.
    Its GREAT!
    Try it.

    OK and to piss off other regulars from long ago.. maybe we should call it toatsee
  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I had a kid like this in one of my lab classes. He was a complete loser.

    One day I heard him bitching (yet again) in the lab. His fume hood was near the sink, and I was just wrapping up/ washing up my beakers and shit. He was talking to himself about how hes gonna miss the next bus in 10 mins and have to wait 40 mins or some shit to go home.

    So I talked to the little nigger, and ended up giving him a ride home, Russian music and everything.

    He was a lot quieter during lab from that point on. I felt good about myself.

    You did good. did he think you were russian mafia or some shit
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic this kid has been getting on my fuckin nerves for like a month now. the class is 3 days a week, one day is a lecture and 2 days are lab, so everyone talks the whole time, and i've been hearing this nerdy skinny pimply faced arrogant fuckhead's high pitched voice bitching about things that he can't do, or making stereotypical nerdy type jokes, or just being that kind of annoying fuck you want to punch in the face.

    anyways the other day in lecture they were talking about how how capacitors and inductors work at very low vs very high frequencies and the prof explained about capacitors then and then started to explain about inductors and the kid was like "no that's wrong" and the professor was like "actually its correct, why do you think it's wrong?" and the kid was silent and then like "uhh…yea." and everyone LAUGHED at him lol faggot

    his mom probably praised him even when he was wrong! and now he's confused as shit as to why he made it to that level of lab.
  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Gearing up right now.

    You people realize it's for people with terminal diseases who don't expect to come back. it's a one way mission. Experimenting on Cancer research in deep space with AI bots and shit.

    Perhaps they will be cured but it would take a long time for a retrieval party to come get them. What a hell of a story though. Would make a good movie. And as Im typing this, someone in Hollywood is stealing my idea
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