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Posts by BeigeWarlock

  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I am the newest Oldest guy here now that -Spectral was taken out by the CIA

    they probably would of ended me as well by now but, they seem amused by me. or whatever.


    I'm male (but barely with these meds)

    and I am in the best city area in the continental USA next to NYC.

    Clearly I want to live in NYC. yet the weather is the best here because we have no Weather. just wet and dry. and lots of yuppies. can you guess? it's not Seattle. It's not LA nor Portland but it is very west
  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee North dakota. Wow. What's good there??

    Lots of Shale and wood chippers
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist suggestions to make it speshal?



    .

    Dress up as Ozzy Osborn and post a photo

    why, I have no clue, I just got up.. which is really late for me these past few weeks
  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Wings.. Red Bull Wings


    It actually gives me a B12 high. soo good. I took some complex B vitamins or complete or whateer it says on the B bottle.. and Im high. Did you know you can get a really good feeling off of B vitamins?
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Everyone knows the real jedis are the Black Israelites Brother!

    There might be some truth to this. and they're nomadic.

    The State of Israel to most jedis (Regardless of color of skin) do not aprove of the State of Israel and want the real Israel but can not have it until a sign comes to them.

    or whatever. I'm gonna stay out of it. keep on with your jedi Hate (as long as it's false jedis).. it's only the real jedis are victims.

    the false jedis will profit from all of this world madness.
  6. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT they closed the taco bell near my house because they found human fecal matter in the beef, tore the building to the ground and rebuilt it and reopened,,

    I used to work there

    First off All of this was just pure boredom writing.. non of it is true.. much


    I fart some nasty farts but so does my O'l lady. meds or something. they smell toxic as fuck.

    Anyways, I used to work at Tacobell as a teenager. the meat was BROWN and the walk in fridge wasn't cold enough because flies were living in the meat.

    the refried beans were all fresh made. so delicious and the cheese was top quality.. I would get free meals there but never ate the beef until someone told me it's always brown but they dont put red dye in it.. so I tried it and got food poisoning. I quit that fucking Job right afterwards. I shat for a fucking week. i needed anti biotics for that nasty shit
  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock You're anti weed. Stop lying.

    Wait.. IM CONFUSED

    Why do you have beercat's av?
  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic 3%20copy_1525207220699.jpg_41353038_ver1.0_640_360.jpg

    She fucking looks 45 fucking years old. Holy shit she must be one stressed out lady. Why didn't she have her mom watch the kids in the first fucking place.
  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic i have some weed and 20 mg ambien and 2.6 grams red vein Crouton

    You're anti weed. Stop lying.
  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I ate Tacobell and promised not to eat beef again, and I was farting so bad it left a strong shit smell in the comforter that her late mother made. its like one of those granny comforters and I made a shit smell in it. she just had it dry cleaned and cost her like 120 bucks to do it.

    I wasn't even awake when I gassed the hell out of it.

    I'm so embarassed. I can't sleep here without thinking of her yelling at me for farting poo smell into it with the entire apartment building prolly laughing about it.


    I still have the wet shits. I might go to ER. this is really bad.... really really icky

    Lanny, can I come crash on your couch after this settles a bit?
  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Still not it but kron4 is making a big deal out of it. because that San Ramon is moving.. and it wasn't a normal small tremor.. it went on for 10-12 seconds which is significant to anyone who is a geologist

    http://www.kron4.com/weather/small-earthquake-strikes-near-mt-diablo/1152922455
  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    We're going around in circles with this.

    The False jedi is doing this along with other false religous people

    there is nothing jedi about this. real jedis have to many problems of their own.
  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Goes gentile on the cock

    Pictures of yourself, Flapjackie
  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Wow OP have you given up larping as a jedi?

    I AM NOT A jedi
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Also get a PO Box. best to do it in a really nice town like Richville Orange county
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Wake up, find somewhere to shit and brush my teeth then suddenly it's the afternoon

    I woke up today to some assholes in the parking lot standing near my car talking while listening to shitty coon tunes on their car

    Hey dude, why don't you trade your car in for a new Toyota or Honda or something you can drive for Uber or Lyft. they do a quick background check (Which for me was 6 weeks.. no clue why, but I passed all green inspection) and you get paid every day if you do auto pay. then you could make payments on your new car and if you drive enough you can bank money. just make sure you put all of your stuff in a cheap storage unit and bounce to and fro. find one near the heart of the city so you can go from there to your car to sleep and then hit the gym, shower and shit, and go straight to work. then you might have enough money once a week or every other week to get a Hotel room.. a nice one like say a Marriott. sometimes they have deals where the room is 79 bucks a night... just go online and look. even in California, it might be in a town outside of LA but you can kick it the entire weekend and watch a big screen tv and ask them for a mini fridge to be placed in the room. go guy sanwhiches at Togos and soup or chili, a couple days worth, with a few candy bars.. watch a baseball game or 3 and jerk off to free wifi.


    I think you're doing it wrong. If you dont have a Cali license, then go apply for a half way house and use their address or rent an AirBnB for 6 weeks. save up money now, rent an AirBnB (like a single room in a house. usually an entire week for like 100 bucks or so. that way, in 6 weeks your drivers license will come. then go buy a fucking car and go work for Uber. you will be able to get back on your feet in less than a year.
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader all engines manufactured after '89 are designed to work from the get go without requiring pre-run warming ups.

    Not true. Most cars have the blue light temp gage which if you do not warm up the car and put it in gear right away.. you get a ridged clicking sound and feel it in the braking system. it's a warning system as to not cause damage to the gaskets or ennine block.
  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    SILENCE. No One has given a proper answer to me!
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Is this a tribe? why are Christians always Gentiles?

    I mean, Some jedis (Such as Peter) went with Jesus to become the known Christians (Which isn't a single race)

    So yes, Gentiles were the dogs accepted at Jesus's table for scraps. I don't have a problem being a Gentile, yet there were many other races or religions of people who changed to Christianity.

    Are you guys Gentiles? I would like to think of myself as the New jedi. The Christian can be the New jedi. we're all from Noah

    We're all so mixed we have Shem in us.


    From now on.. EVERYONE HERE IS A NU-jedi

    NEO-JUDENS all around
  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I don't smoke and I am a reborn Christian


    Yet I still havn't found a church that doesn't play the guilt trip that the First Presbytarian didn't when I was growing up. What is it with these Neo-Baptist type churchs that play guilt trips.

    I wasn't raised that way. I mean the Minister was like it a bit yet there wasn't brain washing. he let you decide what was what. the way I am comfortable with what I see as right. my own mind plays guilt on me for the smallest things. I dont need some asshole name Bill or Gene or whatever telling me how to live my own life. Everyone is different.

    Also Maybe Jesus like to party. maybe in the 1300s the dark ages wanted to take all of the fun times away from people. Get drunk but not belligerent. Enjoy hash snacks but make sure you can run a string line in the morning building that much needed fence.

    Bill and Gene might be going to hell for conning people.
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