Brexit is objectively the cringiest portmanteau known to mankind and I'm offended it's getting thrown around on this site like a literal goddamned ragdoll.
:hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmppppH!!:
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the most effective cocaine cutting agents and white women
1. Dangerous for all parties, Fragile position of the EU gives London leverage during the inevitable upcoming trade talks, excellent for Russia
2. Underrated, 7 devils is an excellent song
3. Benz, Penacetin, "superbuff" nositol (b12) and a lil lido
4. 6.5/10 depends on upbringing
1. they were the first to the lifeboats, nobody else is taking the iceberg seriously enough
2. excellent. I've only got ceremonials though, dunno if she's done anything after that. I liked no light even though the radio beat the shit out of it and only if for a night.
3. more cocaine
4. modern society's giving everyone the proverbial shaft
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Lol I checked this thread again just because I saw you posted- Im so stoned, and it all makes perfect sense.
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Yeah, I noticed that too. Zok must've enabled robot.txt—that way, you can't access the old forums. Smosh.com did the same thing, fucking assholes. There is no fix for this, unless Zok is able to disable robot.txt — speaking of smilies, can you share your collection? I would like to have
I don't have a collection. :( That's the whole point, DON'T YOU SEE? That is where I went to gather my smilies. HAD I KNOWN that this ATROCITY was going to take place, I would've taken the necessary measures to upload EACH AND EVERY SMILEY to my imgur.
Is that really what it means? It's just.....done? GONE? FOREVER??????
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Aladdin didn't have a family, unless you count Abu, and that monkey could steal for himself, requiring far fewer calories and being more dexterous and agile. Quite frankly, he was such a major fuckup at times that I wouldn't regret seeing him starve or die by some other means if he were on his own.
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RisiR, you have far more capacity for happiness and recovery than I do.
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-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Yeah, but he only chokes himself as a reward for doing something good, like not totally butchering trying to play a megadeth song for the hundredth time in a day.
Oh, you.
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Seriously, though. When's the best time to decide to end it? I once tried to schedule it but I didn't want to be to close to anyone's birthday or Christmas or shit like that. It was impossible. What day would you guys choose?
Protip: Once you're dead, you won't care either way.
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You just gave me the aevice to choke myself if a bad thought pops up before 10pm. Hahaha. LOL.
Do you life like that?
Yeah, but he only chokes himself as a reward for doing something good, like not totally butchering trying to play a megadeth song for the hundredth time in a day.
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-SpectraL
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You have to set goals, and they have to be incremental (baby steps), if you are really far gone. An example would be, you could decide that you won't hate anyone or think or say anything negative about anything or anyone before 10am. Anything after that is fine. If you can accomplish that seemingly insignificant thing, you've met your goal. Every time you hate someone or think or say anything negative before 10am, you have to suffer whatever punishment you have set out for yourself, and actually do it, such as literally choking yourself for 60 seconds while cutting off your own air supply, or have to go jog around the block. It's all up to you. YOU decide your fate, not some unknown mystery floating around out there in the cosmos somewhere.
I hope this helps.
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There's pretty much one thing in my life where if I do it I feel fundamentally fulfilled and if I don't I hate myself with a passion. Sometimes I just get in a slump, or get lazy, and it can be hard to dig myself out of a hole like that. The only way I ever feel better is by just white knuckling it until I'm back in a good place, but often the first step to getting there is distraction. Easy things where there's a definite success condition help, usually small, something I can get done in minutes to an hour or two. Stuff like doing the dishes I've let pile up, doing a fixed amount of exercise, or reading a given number of pages of a book each day and give a sense of progress. Even if it's not really the thing I want to be doing with my life, setting goals and following through on them can give a sense of confidence you sometimes need to get out of a bad place.
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Well I'm certainly not the guy to ask so I'll just say... live laugh love fall seven times stand up eight nobody cares if you can't dance just get up and dance in the end we only regret the chances we didn't take <3<3<3<3<3 (human heartipede)
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Ajax
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[rumor the placative aphakia]
Not threatening, trying to deal with. Trust me, I didn't expect anything from this thread. Just a way to vent a bit.
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Re-read my response and don't read your expectation into it. I was being genuine about most of it. Your life is what you make it, so make it what you want it to be. Don't worry about living up to everyone else's expectations. That'll drive you crazy (crazier than you already are). Just be you and accept it.
I'm always happiest when I keep myself busy. Idle hands are the devil's workshop, and an idle mind is its playground. Don't let yourself get all existential all the time. Life isn't that bad, so go live it.
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Ajax
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You've been threatening suicide for years. Either get on with it or stop complaining.
You have to find your own happiness. There are people who have everything who are still unhappy, and people who have nothing who are perfectly content. It's all about perspective and expectations.
Don't expect anyone to give you anything. Find a way to earn what you want, and be happy with what you have.
If all else fails, kill yourself.
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Earlier on the BART I felt as if I continuing to look out the window would eventually lead to death or insanity from alienation.
Here's a picture of the chinaman chemist selling them to you​
post a list I bet I could make it all for less in the USA
No you fucking couldn't. Even if you could I wouldn't buy them from you because you'd probably use the dirtiest techniques in a dilapidated abandoned house and end up with the most unacceptable levels of impurities.
Please please vote in Donald Trump. I really want to see what happens.
Dear god, I wonder who he's going to choose as his Vice President.
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"Your ass must be Crisco, because I'm cooking a ham" kill yourself Bill Krozby
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"Your ass must be honey, because I'm Winnie the Pooh."
It 's an original creation and randomly popped into my mind today, the stupidity of it making me chortle, and then picturing you using it, as you're the perfect fit.
Preferably record it so we can see the results, or at least tell us what happened.
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What are your plans to uncuck your life, fam?
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