Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-10 at 3:18 PM UTC in The Hygiene Myth
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   ^ That's grim.
   
   I don't shower every day unless I'm going out somewhere. If I have to go to the shop or whatever I'll shower beforehand, but if I'm just at home chilling and not seeing anyone I'll go 2 or 3 days without a shower, cos what's the point.
   
   I don't use antiperspirant/deoderant that much tho, just aftershave, antiperspirant feels unhealthy on your armpits, your pores aren't meant to be clogged up, and deoderant is unnecessary if you've showered and makes you smell like a 13 year old kid
2. 2017-01-10 at 3:18 PM UTC in new video game styles with only predefined modes
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   video games are pretty shitty in general tbh
   
   i need someone with coding skills to help me design spice addiction simulator
3. 2017-01-10 at 3:17 PM UTC in new video game styles with only predefined modes
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   The other day I was playing cs go and gungame was kinda boring because only a few people were there so I was like fuck it I'm gonna go play with just me vs a shitload of bots and arm them all with knives and see how many I can take out before they kill me. But no I fucking can't because they took that shit out and now all you can play are these stupid pre-defined modes that are boring as shit anyways.
4. 2017-01-10 at 3:16 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   jail and prison are much much much much much much worse
5. 2017-01-10 at 3:15 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Originally posted by Brain surgeon ive done more than my fair share of rehabs and jails/prison. but ive never actually been in a psych ward.

   
   I imagine they're pretty similar tbf, most criminals have mental health issues. Luckily I was there "voluntarily" (even though originally I had no choice cos the police couldn't release me onto the streets and I had nowhere else to go) so could discharge myself. I would have actually gone nuts if I had to stay there for any length of time. It was a good experience tho, eye opening
6. 2017-01-10 at 3:01 PM UTC in I need the toecheese army
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   roflcopter
7. 2017-01-10 at 2:53 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   someone answer my fucking question
   
   would you eat bacon made of a hot chicks ass?
   
   would you prefer it over regular bacon?
8. 2017-01-10 at 2:50 PM UTC in I need the toecheese army
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   Lol neopets
9. 2017-01-10 at 2:49 PM UTC in worst date ever
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   This is why I don't meet girls online they are all retards
10. 2017-01-10 at 2:44 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Originally posted by reject Popping 96 pills out their packet is really fucking tedious and boring.

    
    Meth cook feels. Boil the packet in dichloromethane
11. 2017-01-10 at 2:42 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I wonder what percentage of us here have spent time in a psych ward.
    
    I've only been in one for a night or 2 so I'm not sure if that counts. But clearly, at that moment in time, everyone thought I was crazy enough to need to be there
12. 2017-01-10 at 2:25 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    2 weeks psych ward
    
    1 month rehab
    
    when i get out im usually better for a few weeks or months
    
    its not terrible because i get to talk to people there
13. 2017-01-10 at 2:24 PM UTC in Halp me get kewl pillz
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    Originally posted by Malice Don't you think it would have been standard strategy to emulate disability in order to ensure benefits? Read the Uncle Remus guide.

    
    yeah but it's risky
14. 2017-01-10 at 2:12 PM UTC in Halp me get kewl pillz
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    You're thinking of Dr.ice pick
15. 2017-01-10 at 2:10 PM UTC in Halp me get kewl pillz
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    Originally posted by Malice Why?

    
    it would make me cum
    
    also that whole natural selection thing you love so much
    
    and autistic people are annoying sometimes i was just reacting
    
    btw didnt that psych assessment you got from welfare say you're mildly retarded or something? according to test scores.
16. 2017-01-10 at 2:08 PM UTC in Halp me get kewl pillz
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    Dr Scrawny can write you a prescription for meth
17. 2017-01-10 at 2:07 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Originally posted by the holy ghost doesn't bacon made out of a hot girl's ass cheeks sound good? you'd remove the strips while she was alive and awake then feed it to her. i want to eat a burger with alicebacon

    
    pls respond
    
    would you eat it at the very least?
    
    it would come in packs at the supermarket with the girl's face on the packaging so you could pick bacon from any girl u think is hot nd there would be new choices every day
18. 2017-01-10 at 1:58 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Originally posted by the holy ghost why not? your stomach acid will dissolve it and you'll get hai. cut it up into a few pieces if needed.

    
    Hydrochloric acid doesn't dissolve plastic, did you learn nothing from Breaking Bad
19. 2017-01-10 at 1:54 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    why not? your stomach acid will dissolve it and you'll get hai. cut it up into a few pieces if needed.
20. 2017-01-10 at 1:53 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Can't swallow plastic and foil