Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-12 at 9:01 AM UTC in Don't ever get married
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I love my wife but holy shit it is not fair to sleep naked and not have sex. I'm a week dry here like this every night, and I'm expected to cuddle up with her? She gets mad if I wanna jack off in bed so I wait till she falls asleep. Now I'm here in the post jizz haze and I just feel fucking disgusting.
2. 2017-01-12 at 8:57 AM UTC in Scariest drug experience's
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject Smoking N-ethyl-ketamine thinking it was UR-144.
   
   And then doing it again.
   
   And again.
   
   And a few more times just to make sure it wasn't a syncan.
   
   It was only scary because I expected to get regular high but instead obviously got the dissociative effects and really quite strong too. It freaked me out at the time cos I thought I was guna be fucked up for good
   
   Post last edited by reject at 2017-01-12T00:39:16.111655+00:00

   
   Lol what the fuck is wrong with you?
   
   UR-144 was shit anyway. Probably the worst syncan I've tried.
3. 2017-01-12 at 8:56 AM UTC in I DONT CARE WHO CAN SHOTGUN FASTER
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Lanny’s likely pretty mild, if he even qualifies for the spectrum, tbh.
   
   Hee hee hee, that is some potent autism though, ain’t it?

   
   It burns! It burns!
4. 2017-01-12 at 8:55 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Sweet virginal white twink ass.
   
   
   
   *gasp*! Why, son, why? What made you this way?

   
   I think socialism is the only step forward towards the singularity.
5. 2017-01-12 at 8:55 AM UTC in obama is a great man
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Whatever you want to say about Obama, at least he isn't having arguments over twitter. I can't wait till he's impeached.
6. 2017-01-12 at 8:52 AM UTC in Man why are cops almost always faggots?
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   I swear to fuck I'm so tired of this polarity. Either cops are abusive assholes, all of them, or they're just doing their jobs and it's all the scum's fault. "Why are cops almost always assholes" you sound like such a whiny fucking bitch.
7. 2017-01-12 at 8:46 AM UTC in I DONT CARE WHO CAN SHOTGUN FASTER
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Holy shit I can smell the autism from here.
8. 2017-01-12 at 8:45 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Bernie is a faggot socialist of infinite kikery.

   
   >European calling US politicians socialists
   
   I'm a full on socialist.
9. 2017-01-12 at 8:23 AM UTC in What happened to Totse2? Anyone on this list still around?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump People that are stuck in the past sure do have fantastic memories.

   
   (Read: I never got to experience totse, I'm just some zoklet loser kid.)
10. 2017-01-12 at 4:12 AM UTC in 3 Favorite Porn Genres
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bondage
    Interracial
    Redheads
    
    Black guys with redheads who are preferably tied up. It's a hard life.
11. 2017-01-12 at 4:12 AM UTC in little chavs coming outside my hous to smoke fags
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or they are doing it right.
12. 2017-01-12 at 4:10 AM UTC in So, who wants to help me build my son a PC for around $750?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm about to start a build in the same price range for my sim racing rig
    
    My computer can't even run a race in gtr2 without massive framerate drops
13. 2017-01-12 at 4:09 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Quinine water used to be made with tonic but now its just tonic.
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNoBz4Gl59w
14. 2017-01-12 at 4:07 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm nelson!
    
    https://youtu.be/5WyojQFJY1w?t=2m21s
15. 2017-01-12 at 4:06 AM UTC in little chavs coming outside my hous to smoke fags
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump WHat if they come back and ask for more.

    
    Then you're doing it wrong
16. 2017-01-12 at 4:04 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Read that again and tell me you're not being melodramatic

    
    who
    
    are
    
    you?
17. 2017-01-12 at 4:04 AM UTC in What happened to Totse2? Anyone on this list still around?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    when they take a little tigge snooze.
18. 2017-01-12 at 3:59 AM UTC in So, who wants to help me build my son a PC for around $750?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Get a bunch of flashing lights and shit.
    
    
    
    Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-01-12T04:02:04.336470+00:00
19. 2017-01-12 at 3:58 AM UTC in 3 Favorite Porn Genres
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    if it doesn't have a fist it's not on my list.
20. 2017-01-12 at 3:54 AM UTC in I need the totse army
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol I got high and played video games. Now I'm gonna cook a quasadilla.