Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-13 at 9:15 PM UTC in lanny you idiot
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   So many alts.
2. 2017-01-13 at 9:12 PM UTC in Intense back pain that only goes away when I smoke a cigarette
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   I don't think I have any stress though. Drinking coffee and smoking seemed to make it go away
3. 2017-01-13 at 8:44 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Originally posted by Brain surgeon Just to clear things up though, most law enforcement are power hungry pieces of shit with below average intelligence. If you weren't a 17 year old with zero life experience you would know that.

   
   I'm still laughing at him embarrassing himself
4. 2017-01-13 at 8:08 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   the chans are awful places
   
   420chan is cool though
   
   every time i go on /b/ i feel like assaulting every edgy anonymous 13 y.o.
5. 2017-01-13 at 8:03 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   most of the people here are intelligent and total retards at the same time
6. 2017-01-13 at 7:53 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Originally posted by cerakote also i bet im more intelligent than you

   
   the only reasonable way an argument like this can ever end is iq test masturbation
7. 2017-01-13 at 7:28 PM UTC in Throwing someone under the bus
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   Originally posted by mmQ I refuse to work with faggots that have one gear and like to take 10 cig breaks in an 8-hour shift.

   
   This is exactly what he did except he kept going to the bathroom and telling me. "Hey man I gotta go take a dookie"
   
   
   Like I don't care if your cutting lines and jacking off just fucking do the job right and don't make me do extra work
8. 2017-01-13 at 7:08 PM UTC in Intense back pain that only goes away when I smoke a cigarette
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   My only question... Am I addicted?.
   
   This pain feels like when I'd do meth for a week and completely stop and the crash/withdrawals would give me a back ache.
   
   But this is way worse. I don't know if its lack of drugs or I just lifted something wrong at work.
   
   As soon as I smoke the pain goes away.
9. 2017-01-13 at 7 PM UTC in My dad is basically the Marlboro Man...
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   Bill Krozby is just mad you're a good father, something he will never be
10. 2017-01-13 at 5:17 PM UTC in I love you
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    I've got a gun
    
    *points to dick*
    
    that makes it not a threat
11. 2017-01-13 at 5:15 PM UTC in Throwing someone under the bus
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    Have you ever done this?.
    
    I just got someone fired at work and I feel pretty good about it.
    
    We got 2 new hires Monday and I was supposed to train one. I have trained people before, I don't like repeating myself and I gave him very clear instructions.
    
    Getting trained by SC is a fucking blessing. I can teach more than work shit.
    
    He didn't listen and fucked up a lot.
    
    Other people tried to help him learn but he didn't listen so all my coworkers came up to me yesterday and each told me this guy is a derpadew you need to fix his mess.
    
    So he doesn't show up today. My manager asks me what I think of him and I said so much bad stuff about him and my boss says "I think I'm gonna tell him not to come back"
    
    He wasn't even that bad of a dude and his mistakes were harmless (I made the same ones even worse lol) he just pissed us all off, he kept telling me about his financial problems and every time he needs to take a shit so I'm glad he's gone.
    
    Fucking with peoples lives makes mine better.
12. 2017-01-13 at 5:09 PM UTC in I love you
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    Best pickup line
    
    And only you
13. 2017-01-13 at 5:01 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Even by TRT standards cerakote is fucking dumb.
    
    Don't worry bro I'm holding a vigil for your intelligence RIP
14. 2017-01-13 at 4:51 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I'm loling so hard right now
15. 2017-01-13 at 4:49 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Originally posted by mmQ I thought he meant literal pigs

    
    I do mean literal pigs.
16. 2017-01-13 at 4:32 PM UTC in How can I make myself psychotic?
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    fap to snuff every day for years?
17. 2017-01-13 at 2:57 PM UTC in We got our first abuse report!
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    How much $$$ to start a host company?
18. 2017-01-13 at 2:56 PM UTC in a new era
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    What does scare you?
19. 2017-01-13 at 2:54 PM UTC in lanny you idiot
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    Make subscriptions say "WARP DRIVE ∆" everyone's happy
20. 2017-01-13 at 2:49 PM UTC in kill ever
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    Damn even I never hit the hospital that hard