Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-16 at 2:08 PM UTC in what are your life dreams?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm on a bus heading to work so what else is there to do but think about your perfect life and how to make it reality?.
   
   Right now I'm rebuilding my perfect life, I was at a point where I was never tired or hungry and needed very little sleep. Almost there, again.
   
   It will be even better this time though.
2. 2017-01-16 at 2:05 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Use one pack of noodles with two satchels of cheese, just a small amount of butter to make the cheese.
   
   Good stuff man except you are left with lots of noodles
3. 2017-01-16 at 1:54 PM UTC in Theoretically if we were all going to get stoned and come over to me and my boygirlrobot's house, and have dinner, what would we eat, and do you know about weed?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How do I bring a gas?
4. 2017-01-16 at 1:53 PM UTC in what are your life dreams?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you feel pretentious about hopes and dreams.. Lel
5. 2017-01-16 at 1:52 PM UTC in Don't read this.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm just joshing ya WELCOME TO THE FORUM =3C
6. 2017-01-16 at 1:48 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I don't use milk or butter when I make Mac N cheese.

   
   You're a disgrace
7. 2017-01-16 at 1:28 PM UTC in Theoretically if we were all going to get stoned and come over to me and my boygirlrobot's house, and have dinner, what would we eat, and do you know about weed?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie I'll bring the blockchain.

   
   I already have a blockchain, bring the methylamine instead
8. 2017-01-16 at 1:24 PM UTC in Robbing a bank
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Brain surgeon Have they still not caught the guy that stole the bucket of gold?
   
   
   One point of advice for robbing a bank, when you write the note, make it a polite note and dont put anything about having a weapon. As long as you dont use force or intimidation and dont have or imply that you have a weapon, then it is not considered armed robbery and is significantly less illegal.

   
   Apparently this is true. I have an uncle that did seven years for a long string of bank robberies but apparently he would've gotten much longer if they could prove he had a weapon. They tried everything to get him a longer sentence, including having a bank teller "witness" say that he was 'pointing his finger in his jacket to make it look like he had a gun'
9. 2017-01-16 at 1:23 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I hope you spend all this money shipping it from Niburu for a bong and it arrives broken lol.
10. 2017-01-16 at 1:23 PM UTC in Welcome to mind control day aka (mlk day) hope you simps have a very merry simp day
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Im going to work fuck you lazy americans, get a job!, world economy. China is laughing at you!.
11. 2017-01-16 at 1:22 PM UTC in The truth
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    THERE YOU GO USING THAT WORD AGAIN. You fucking piece of shit I would stab out your eyes with my breakfast spoon if I could and choke you with my scrambled eggs. THAT WORD SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM EXISTENCE. But stupid small headed people like you keep it floating around. I wish it was 200 years later so all you old crusty racists could die off and the rest of us can move on with our lives. NONE OF US CARE ABOUT RACE/SKIN COLOR WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO LIKE MAKE MONEY AND ENJOY LIFE.. So keep staying stuck in the past you crusty old racist!. I am against violence, racism and negativity in any way but NEGATIVE people like you just keep the world sad and depressed.
    
    Why don't you just go kill a muslim like Donald Trump wants?. AMERICA is stronger than your hate.. you should be deported for hating freedom you filthy KKK member.
    
    PEACE OUT MAN, hopefully I can lift the wool above your eyes for even a minute and show you the real light HATER!!
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjvUMr1-AAU
    
    Jesus still loves you though.
12. 2017-01-16 at 1:17 PM UTC in Don't read this.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.
13. 2017-01-16 at 1:16 PM UTC in transexxual priestclass evidence: jawbone reduction
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    is the top girl foxxy?
14. 2017-01-16 at 1:16 PM UTC in Robbing a bank
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    No THIS is how I rob a bank.
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qMzAG1lVuQ
15. 2017-01-16 at 1:14 PM UTC in Fuck Windows 10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Only deadbeat dads and child rapists willingly use Windows 10.

    
    This. Everyone else resists it.
16. 2017-01-16 at 1:14 PM UTC in a new era
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    nood
17. 2017-01-16 at 1:13 PM UTC in Don't ever get married
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol medical issues. Just fucking move on already shes a burden.
18. 2017-01-16 at 1:13 PM UTC in How do ya'll feel about killing?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Not killing is against my morals.
19. 2017-01-16 at 1 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Man I think I'm getting early onset alzheimers, just went to an ATM and completely forgot what my pin code is. I've had this pin code since about last April and it's just completely gone
20. 2017-01-16 at 12:58 PM UTC in tests are worse than heroin
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    star TECH