Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-22 at 2:12 PM UTC in Mint extract in bong water
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Replace the bong water with xylene.

   
   Replace it with ether
2. 2017-01-22 at 2:07 PM UTC in Being in the hospital
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   idk but once i went to the hospital and they gave me some IV fentanyl which was dope af
3. 2017-01-22 at 2:06 PM UTC in every time hydro says "chronic pain"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost damn did you stub all ten toes?

   
   you're one to be talking, you're gonna be crying in 10 years when your kidneys are failing
4. 2017-01-22 at 1:48 PM UTC in Help Deport Mexicans
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Someone report §m£ÂgØL
5. 2017-01-22 at 1:27 PM UTC in every time hydro says "chronic pain"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   damn did you stub all ten toes?
6. 2017-01-22 at 1:20 PM UTC in Help Deport Mexicans
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You are all cunts. Seriously. Why the fuck are you worried about if someone is an illegal immigrant? You're going to rat someone out for the cops just for trying to live in the same country as you? Pathetic snitches. I hope you get caught up with drugs and go to jail for working with the enemy.
7. 2017-01-22 at 1:09 PM UTC in every time hydro says "chronic pain"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost read it in your head as "my condition where i have to have opiates all of the time"

   
   as a former opiate addict thats what i think when i hear chronic pain every time
8. 2017-01-22 at 12:54 PM UTC in I'm like a fucking crazy person
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You seem pretty chill to me.
   
   Weird choice of hobbies and sexual frustration don't seems to mix well. You should work out and take steroids, bulk up like Hulk's pup. Shave your head. Don't grow a beard.
   
   Then go back to your dad, sweating fish oil, and whisper in his ear "I'm back, daddy".
9. 2017-01-22 at 12:50 PM UTC in I'm like a fucking crazy person
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am such a strange boy v~,v
10. 2017-01-22 at 12:48 PM UTC in every time hydro says "chronic pain"
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    read it in your head as "my condition where i have to have opiates all of the time"
11. 2017-01-22 at 12:33 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice I have never come close to blacking out or losing control on any drug, really. It is utterly idiotic to indulge to that level. Just stop, it isn't even enjoyable. Of course I've fully accepted that reason is impotent on you filthy apes.

    
    *tapes vapegun-constraption to his face to trip on DMT and burns hand on hot plate. Has crippling thoughts about his neighbors hesaring him scream for months.*
    
    Oh Malice....
12. 2017-01-22 at 12:25 PM UTC in I'm like a fucking crazy person
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    but am i too far gone? was i born like this?
13. 2017-01-22 at 12:21 PM UTC in Help a Nigga out- this is a call to the OG cool niggas to help my friend in a small way
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by hydromorphone I have never, nor would I ever allow someone, for any price to hurt or abuse my child. I'd kill the fucker if anyone harmed a hair on my child's head.

    
    You made your son be born an addict.
    
    So, err, suicide?
14. 2017-01-22 at 12:01 PM UTC in wen btc crashd
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling come to sheff we can rob japan ppl i seen 2 in the park tonite hugging i stalkd them until they left the park

    
    That does sound like an enticing offer
15. 2017-01-22 at 11:45 AM UTC in emotional epiphanies
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    when you get kinda drunk or whatever and break into tears over something and you see your life in a totally different perspective
    
    it's pretty cool. i don't know if most people are like this but i enjoy crying, it's kind of fun, and the alternate viewpoint may sometimes carry over into my normal less emotional state. nothing has to cause it either i'll just get hit with an overwhelming wave of sadness/sentimentality and break down, then i'm back to normal a few minutes later.
16. 2017-01-22 at 10:58 AM UTC in fuck trump
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ So a koala bear is a taco shell, just a pretty incorrect one. Got it.

    
    But is the koala made from fried chicken?
17. 2017-01-22 at 10:55 AM UTC in how to have phun
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i can but i had to do unspeakable things for the 60$ and a P.O. box costs 30. i get money like twice a year.
18. 2017-01-22 at 10:51 AM UTC in Alcohol under 21 No ID (easy)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost can you get 2-methyl-2-butanol from hardware store products or do you have to order it online?

    
    Online
19. 2017-01-22 at 10:50 AM UTC in how to have phun
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just go to a fucking go kart track or something if you can't figure out how to buy drugs on the Internet
    
    Holy fuck dude
20. 2017-01-22 at 10:49 AM UTC in how to have phun
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    there's nothing to do outside