Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-24 at 8:31 PM UTC in Last night I jacked my dick so hard, I flung my load across the room, wo-oaaahh, Woa-o-OOAAHHH
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   I'm famous on the internet for buzz killington.
2. 2017-01-24 at 8:30 PM UTC in horror as bus smashes through Albert Square leaving 11 facing death
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   I never get old *slaps knee*
   
   
3. 2017-01-24 at 8:28 PM UTC in Bill Krozby Hansen
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   Originally posted by thelittlestnigger lol riser is mad that even chris fucking hansen is sexier than him.
   
   Cry harder, try harder lad.

   
   Bombs are flying...
4. 2017-01-24 at 8:23 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Lol I watched this when I was like 9 years old
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJSCQBphhJg
5. 2017-01-24 at 8:22 PM UTC in Speaking of two cylinders, which one of them
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   Vroom vroom went the car
   
   HIDE THE CRACK went the dealer
   
   
6. 2017-01-24 at 8:21 PM UTC in Well it looks like james holmes was a victim of gang stalking
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   Also he was dosed with Scopolamine which is like the meth version of benadryl
   
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ8PWYnu04
7. 2017-01-24 at 8:18 PM UTC in bitchslapping forum members on video then posting
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   Originally posted by greenplastic full on schizophrenic from meth use. it's not like they turned their lives around and became functioning members of society or anything, that much is obvious

   
   Hey I used quite a bit in my heyday and now I'm the star pupil at my place of work. I think meth users are more functional than most sober people even when you cut them off because they know they have the capacity to go faster than anyone else. When you stop using meth life doesn't seem as good so you do things like outshine everyone at work to "prove" you are better than a sober person or every other drug user.
8. 2017-01-24 at 8:14 PM UTC in The toothache thread FUCK OW MY TOOTH scrawny AHHHHHHHHH THEPAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN THIS IS For ur cchildren
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   Yeah but the only way to take that much without eating 100 pills is to do like my OP.
9. 2017-01-24 at 8:14 PM UTC in rerreererererer y u turn on me
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   mail me them then ;)
10. 2017-01-24 at 8:08 PM UTC in Coffee and weed
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    I ordered a bunch of coca leaf tea from Peru, it was the sketchiest looking package it had stamps of machu pichu and was shaped like a brick
11. 2017-01-24 at 7:57 PM UTC in rerreererererer y u turn on me
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    Let's see pics then
12. 2017-01-24 at 7:56 PM UTC in The toothache thread FUCK OW MY TOOTH scrawny AHHHHHHHHH THEPAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN THIS IS For ur cchildren
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    I just need cocaine and I'll be good.
    
    In other news; I haven't bought codeine in over 2 years so I'll go do that now. Let's see if this stuff is still garbage
13. 2017-01-24 at 7:53 PM UTC in Why Japan is better than America.
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    One time I didn't eat for an entire week on meth and I took a massive shit. It really freaked me out and I thought I was hallucinating the entire time. Suddenly there was a pressure in my gut and I had to go.
    
    I think I shit out my own fat
    
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mkWyERtio5o
14. 2017-01-24 at 7:51 PM UTC in who is the edgiest person on this site? (edgy contest)
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    Tinnes
15. 2017-01-24 at 7:50 PM UTC in Why do I always get rejected?
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    Nedm
16. 2017-01-24 at 7:48 PM UTC in rerreererererer y u turn on me
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    Oh god I hate puking on an empty stomach... Emergency room and gravol IV drip here I come!
17. 2017-01-24 at 7:47 PM UTC in Why Japan is better than America.
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    My stomach hurts
18. 2017-01-24 at 7:35 PM UTC in who is the edgiest person on this site? (edgy contest)
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    I have 3 edges.
19. 2017-01-24 at 7:33 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Never seen it, probably never gonna watch it unless I'm really bored. Keep your eye out for triangles and Donald Trump
20. 2017-01-24 at 7:32 PM UTC in Is the site slow as ashit for anyone else?
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Nope I'm on mobile 4G and its running fine

    
    Right after I posted this I got a weird error.