Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-26 at 12:28 PM UTC in You're on a sinking ship, and you get to play one song over the intercom...
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   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg
2. 2017-01-26 at 8:12 AM UTC in In prison its not gay if you're the pitcher...
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   What if you actually do want it? Does it have to be rape? Can't I just have a prison husbando?
3. 2017-01-26 at 8:10 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   im dying
4. 2017-01-26 at 7:08 AM UTC in Anyone here going grey?
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   no
5. 2017-01-26 at 5:22 AM UTC in the plight of peach kelli pop as a liberal cuck
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   :(
   
   Post last edited by the holy ghost at 2017-01-26T05:26:56.780387+00:00
6. 2017-01-26 at 4:44 AM UTC in Jacking off into a urinal
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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby While at work at HEB when I was 16 and on a bunch of adderall I went to the upstairs bathroom and jerked off all over the seat. The guy from the meat market came in right as I was washing my hands, and he went in and sat down on my semen and started a shit. I didn't even hear him get toilet paper to wipe the semen off. But he probably didn't see it cause that bathroom was dark.

   
   The horror lmao.
7. 2017-01-26 at 4:22 AM UTC in noods can't triforce
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   fuck it
   
8. 2017-01-26 at 4:14 AM UTC in how to get over cold immediately
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   halp how to not be sick
9. 2017-01-26 at 4:08 AM UTC in noods can't triforce
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10. 2017-01-26 at 4:07 AM UTC in You're on a sinking ship, and you get to play one song over the intercom...
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11. 2017-01-26 at 4:06 AM UTC in You're on a sinking ship, and you get to play one song over the intercom...
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GeRvGztNr7c
12. 2017-01-26 at 3:46 AM UTC in The small bumps on the gray/baggynes under my eyes kinda look like the ones on the lower part of my dick...
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    so you dont have eye bumps?
13. 2017-01-26 at 3:32 AM UTC in Smoking Girls
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    cuz you don't have any sense of class
14. 2017-01-26 at 3:17 AM UTC in The small bumps on the gray/baggynes under my eyes kinda look like the ones on the lower part of my dick...
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15. 2017-01-26 at 3:13 AM UTC in dad lulz
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    shoplifted at pharmacy outside school
16. 2017-01-26 at 3:11 AM UTC in The small bumps on the gray/baggynes under my eyes kinda look like the ones on the lower part of my dick...
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    eye bumps or dick bumps?
    
    http://imgur.com/a/OjTrJ
17. 2017-01-26 at 2:18 AM UTC in The small bumps on the gray/baggynes under my eyes kinda look like the ones on the lower part of my dick...
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    Anybody elee?
18. 2017-01-26 at 1:54 AM UTC in You're on a sinking ship, and you get to play one song over the intercom...
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    Scenario: You're on a sinking cruise ship and for some reason like half or more of the lifeboats can't launch so bunch of people are gonna die, you happen to be able to play any song on the intercom as it sinks... What would you pick?
    
    Meh, idk...I gess id play enter sandman - metallica
19. 2017-01-26 at 1:31 AM UTC in Jacking off into a urinal
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    So thats how pubes get on urinals...
20. 2017-01-26 at 1:26 AM UTC in Smoking Girls
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    Only if they use a cigarette holder. Those never should have went away.