Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-29 at 11:40 PM UTC in Things I've learned about fitness
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   I like a classic pepperoni myself.
2. 2017-01-29 at 11:39 PM UTC in Don't ever get married
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   Originally posted by Discount Whore Lol she runs everyday. I've posted a picture of her ass here before. You don't get an ass like that without running.

   
   She runs because she doesn't want to have sex with you or even be in the same room or look at you but you chase after her like some kind of obsessed rapist anyways.
3. 2017-01-29 at 11:38 PM UTC in Peeing your pants
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   I peed on other children.
4. 2017-01-29 at 11:37 PM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
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   Beating kids with a belt is my signature move.
5. 2017-01-29 at 11:36 PM UTC in juts threw up all over my garden
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   I think you need to eat a carrot boy.
6. 2017-01-29 at 11:36 PM UTC in Things I've learned about fitness
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   Originally posted by infinityshock there's no hope for you. your attempts at going full retard are a success.
   
   go look at the molecular structure of carbs and proteins…then the physical structure of muscle tissue.
   
   it is physically impossible for carbohydrates to create, form, or become in any way muscle.

   
   
   lol, dipshit.
   
   you are without a doubt the least intelligent member on this forum
7. 2017-01-29 at 11:35 PM UTC in blocking the effects of opiate abuse deterrents
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   He is blessed by the gods of ZBZ. its a sign to cook meff
8. 2017-01-29 at 11:35 PM UTC in What should I do with $140
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   Originally posted by Sophie PAYMENT MUST BE MADE WITHIN 20 MINUTES OF RECEIVING OUR BTC ADRESS!
   
   I got better shit to do than wait on an email with a BTC adress all day. So they can go fuck themselves.

   
   I've never ordered from them but I've bought other things with bitcoin before where they send out the address immediately and then you just make the payment. I don't think you'd have to wait around all day.
9. 2017-01-29 at 11:34 PM UTC in HOLY ASS! truck smashes into bus
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   lol parappa
10. 2017-01-29 at 11:33 PM UTC in Potentiating opiates
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    Midazolam and heroin IV. I know someone that did this and blacked out for 3 days.
11. 2017-01-29 at 11:30 PM UTC in Got fucked up
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Damn why was everyone so fucked up last night.

    
    I was wondering the same thing. Everyone was awake and posting at like 5am
12. 2017-01-29 at 11:29 PM UTC in Get Shredded in 3 weeks
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or you could just jump in a wood chipper
13. 2017-01-29 at 11:29 PM UTC in Taking vicodin to counter T-PAIN with
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    I take opiates like once a year and my life is great. I wanna shoot black tar this year I think.
14. 2017-01-29 at 11:27 PM UTC in Got fucked up
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    Damn why was everyone so fucked up last night.
15. 2017-01-29 at 11:26 PM UTC in New.
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    No pictures I gues L:(
16. 2017-01-29 at 11:25 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just smoke it.
17. 2017-01-29 at 11:24 PM UTC in How can you read when highly fucked up?
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Close one eye son.

    
    
    My dad told me this while driving drunk and swerving, he said "If you are driving and there are way to many lines on the road just close one eye son" and he kept repeating the last part in a mystical voice like an elder passing down wisdom.
18. 2017-01-29 at 11:13 PM UTC in What should I do with $140
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    I bought this
    
    
19. 2017-01-29 at 11:08 PM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
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    Originally posted by HampTheToker Yours might not need it, but mine do. These kids will run all over that ass if they sense weakness. They're like little gorillas.

    
    That is a sign of not knowing how to parent, that you need it. You only need it now because you've already set the foundation for needing it. I'm not saying it doesn't work, but you never need to hit your children if you've parented right.
20. 2017-01-29 at 11:06 PM UTC in Don't ever get married
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    http://imgur.com/a/takOV
    
    Like I said last time, reverse image search it faggots.