Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-30 at 12:29 PM UTC in GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! PHARMA SPEEDBALLS REEEEEEE
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   What's a shitload to you?
2. 2017-01-30 at 12:27 PM UTC in Bad Ideas is Shit
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   I say, have a nice fuck off Mr. 2008. Sharing anything illegal for free on the internet is retarded.
   
   If you don't know you don't know and if you know you better shut the fuck up and don't ruin shit. When will people ever learn?
3. 2017-01-30 at 12:24 PM UTC in Help a Nigga out- this is a call to the OG cool niggas to help my friend in a small way
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   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump bahahahaa I write gold when intoxicated (which is always)
   
   My my useer title "Midas Touches Meth"

   
   I'd hit that.
4. 2017-01-30 at 12:21 PM UTC in Help a Nigga out- this is a call to the OG cool niggas to help my friend in a small way
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   Hey FBI dude who got an anonymous tip. I got another tip for you. It's the tip of my penis. I made that clear because you are most likely a retard if they force you to read this shit.
   
   Please kill yourself. - Everyone
5. 2017-01-30 at 12:11 PM UTC in Speaking of two cylinders, which one of them
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   Originally posted by AngryOnion If the volume is the same whats the difference?

   
   Their surface area, lol.
6. 2017-01-30 at 12:09 PM UTC in Kill me now
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   That was a pretty long post.
7. 2017-01-30 at 12:08 PM UTC in Kill me now
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   Originally posted by HampTheToker To be honest, it is quite painful. I have a high tolerance for pain, but they never asked me about pain at any point. If my camera was better, then you'd see the carnage. I popped it again last night and today by accident. My nephew bumped me right on it and peeled the scab back. There was more pus, so I grabbed a couple of q-tips and ignored the pain.

   
   I'm not questioning your pain. I think it's fair to get an actual painkiller when you are in pain instead of some garbage that just destroys your organs.
   
   I once had a renal cholic(?) and masturbated because one of my kidneys was about to pop and the other one couldn't process the fluid anymore so I basically poisened by my own piss. It is apparently among the most painful conditions the body can endure. After coming back from an induced coma with a metal tube from my kidney to my bladder to drain shit the stone was still inside me because they couldn't shoot it with the laser (this all happens through your dick, urethra, bladder and kidney) so the plan was to have two more surgeries like that but the stone had other plans and finally went through my stretched and fucked up insides.
   
   I had to piss so badly but I felt something logging up my dick, that was the first chunk of flesh I pissed out followed by an explosion of bloody piss with pieces of flesh. Then came the stone. A fucking crystal shaped by the devil himself almost 1cm wide. I literally almost lost my mind.
   
   Either I was already full with everything they had and it didn't do shit which I don't believe because smoking a joint knocked my socks off or they actually didn't give me any good stuff because I had to go to rehab before and was on the "High Risk Junkie List".
   
   Fuck them.
   
   Yea, I just ignored a badly broken hand while detoxing Benzos and that isn't shit compared to renal failure. Like, I know now that there is another dimension to pain I still can't comprehend. No Opioids for me, though.
8. 2017-01-30 at 10:41 AM UTC in Bad Ideas is Shit
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   Be the change you wish to see
9. 2017-01-30 at 10:39 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Originally posted by RestStop Anyone tried Desoxyn? I wonder how it compares to street meth…thinking of ordering some soon but considering the dosage needed would be about 4 times expensive I almost hope it's disappointing.

   
   Just do an acetone wash on your street meth
10. 2017-01-30 at 10:38 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Anyone tried Desoxyn? I wonder how it compares to street meth…thinking of ordering some soon but considering the dosage needed would be about 4 times expensive I almost hope it's disappointing.

    
    sailor moon!! >~0-0~>
11. 2017-01-30 at 10:32 AM UTC in GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! PHARMA SPEEDBALLS REEEEEEE
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    sounds lame
12. 2017-01-30 at 10:32 AM UTC in The pyramids in egypt.
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    oldest pyramid scheme?
13. 2017-01-30 at 10:08 AM UTC in Bad Ideas is Shit
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    As the title mentions this section of the forum is pathetic. I propose we move beyond 'kill urself' and actually have some decent hypothetical conversations along the lines of fraud, vandalism, torture, theft, revenge, scams, etc. as the subheading suggests. I'm happy to contribute, what say you guys?
14. 2017-01-30 at 10:04 AM UTC in GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! PHARMA SPEEDBALLS REEEEEEE
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    Originally posted by Sophie I appreciate you adjusting the way you speak about this for my benefit. That was very nice of you.

    
    Woah there. For the record I sure as fuck don't condone this sick shit, let's be clear on that please.
15. 2017-01-30 at 9:56 AM UTC in World of Warcraft
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    
    This is too fucking funny. Faggotry has officially reached full capacity with this one.
16. 2017-01-30 at 9:46 AM UTC in GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! PHARMA SPEEDBALLS REEEEEEE
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    Huh. How old are you anyway?
    
    I just thought 'urge to be a pedo' sounded better than 'urge to have sex with young children'.
17. 2017-01-30 at 9:41 AM UTC in GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! PHARMA SPEEDBALLS REEEEEEE
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    But by the time a lolis are mature enough to make that decision, won't they not be lolis anymore?
18. 2017-01-30 at 9:22 AM UTC in GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! PHARMA SPEEDBALLS REEEEEEE
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    Originally posted by Sophie I am not much into the idea of corrupting innocence. It's the innocence and playfulness that attracts me to them in the first place. Why would i want to corrupt that?

    
    So how do you reconcile this with your urge to be a pedo? You want lolis, but you don't want to corrupt them, but anything you do to them would corrupt them.
19. 2017-01-30 at 7:51 AM UTC in i really like this girl
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    Fuckin fuck fuk
20. 2017-01-30 at 7:51 AM UTC in i really like this girl
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Aren`t you about due for a rope around your neck and knife plunged into your heart?

    
    Aren't you due for having a fucking life