Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-31 at 3:09 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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2. 2017-01-31 at 3:09 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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8. 2017-01-31 at 3:09 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Sweet, 12 more pages and we get to get rid of that faggot ass thread name

   
   Actually, you know what? I'm going to take care of that right fucking now.
9. 2017-01-31 at 3:08 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Sweet, 12 more pages and we get to get rid of that faggot ass thread name
10. 2017-01-31 at 2:54 PM UTC in My porno script TITLE: Addicted To Crack
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    I had a strange childhood. Its probably Freudian
11. 2017-01-31 at 2:47 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Cocktail +
    Wake and Bake +
    2 Cigarettes +
    Bought a coffee from the vending machine and it said WINNER and gave me my dollar back.
    
    THE ULTIMATE QUADFECTA NOOB!!!
12. 2017-01-31 at 2:45 PM UTC in My porno script TITLE: Addicted To Crack
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    I have never understood the fascination with ass and/or anal
13. 2017-01-31 at 2:45 PM UTC in custonm banners frm bling
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    Make me a carrot one
    
14. 2017-01-31 at 2:44 PM UTC in Psych wards are interdimensional portals
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    ZBZ
15. 2017-01-31 at 2:44 PM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
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    I made a few hundred dollars working when I was 14 and one day my dad bursts into my room and says "I know you have money, there is a dealer outside with a gun and if I don't pay him I'm dead"
    
    He had to fight me for the money and I never got it back.
    
    Good times.
16. 2017-01-31 at 2:40 PM UTC in My porno script TITLE: Addicted To Crack
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    The opening scene is a man wandering the streets at night. He just got out of crack rehab and he is trying to stay out of trouble.
    
    He comes across an AA meeting (assaholics anonymous) and joins it. Inside he is greeted by a dozen sexy women in short tops and yoga pants. He makes a coffee and sits down to listen.
    
    "I knew I really had a problem when my husband just wasn't enough to satisfy my crack addiction! I started whoring myself out to random men just so they could get a taste of my crack!"
    
    "It seems we have a new member girls, let him go next"
    
    He stands up "Hi my name is Bob and I'm a crack addict"
    
    All the girls look up at him and say at the same time
    
    "Hi Bob!"
    
    The group leader stands up "don't worry Bob, you just need to get your crack addiction out of your system once and for good"
    
    All the ladies stand up.
    
    "Okay girls let's cure this man of his addiction by giving him an OVERDOSE OF CRACK!"
    
    They proceed to take turns sitting on his face, puckering their bare assholes on his face, farting on him, rimjobs, gape prolapse and anal.
    
    Part II will be a lesbian version. This came to me in a drunk dream last night
17. 2017-01-31 at 2:03 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Also I didn't have time to make coffee so I made a black Russian sans ice and chugged it. Khalua is coffee right?.
18. 2017-01-31 at 2:02 PM UTC in I am God
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    I am Zod the zimmy
19. 2017-01-31 at 1:54 PM UTC in 1-butyryl-4-cinnamylpiperazine AP-237
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    If your gonna post about psychedelics post the complete synthesis and not this spam garbage faggot
20. 2017-01-31 at 1:35 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I never burn out from weed and I've been smoking every day for years.
    
    Right now I just woke up and decided to smoke like 100mg in a bong and I am RIPPEDY DOO DAH mothafucka and I have to go to work
    
    This is a great drug, its not even a drug its like a spiritual herb