Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-05 at 1:39 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   Yea why've you actually been doing admin things, what gives?
2. 2017-02-05 at 1:38 AM UTC in ATTN: Clutch
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   You're just jealous I still have more Nazi blood than you
3. 2017-02-05 at 1:33 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   Originally posted by Lanny The japanese spirit of brutal commercialism is somehow more distasteful in the musical medium.

   
   Why did Clutch get banned and what's server error 500?
4. 2017-02-05 at 1:30 AM UTC in ATTN: Clutch
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   Originally posted by reject You have a more tenuous grasp of what a Nazi is than liberals

   
   Says the Polish-Brit. *Du dum tss*
5. 2017-02-05 at 1:28 AM UTC in CS:GO
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   LOL.
6. 2017-02-05 at 1:27 AM UTC in Populations with big governments tend to be happier if (and only if) they are smart
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   Xannex killed herself?
7. 2017-02-05 at 1:26 AM UTC in ATTN: Clutch
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   You have a more tenuous grasp of what a Nazi is than liberals
8. 2017-02-05 at 1:23 AM UTC in The new Zelda looks fucking shit.
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   I watched a bunch of stuff on Nintendo switch today and I'm not too impressed.
9. 2017-02-05 at 1:22 AM UTC in ATTN: Clutch
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   You are trying to one up me. I'm just calling you a jedi bastard. Get your facts straight, Schwindler.
10. 2017-02-05 at 1:21 AM UTC in The new Zelda looks fucking shit.
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    A Link Between Worlds is the best modern Zelda game. Everything else can go fuck itself. Nintendo blows cock.
11. 2017-02-05 at 1:20 AM UTC in Not washing my pants for 6 months
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    I think wearing corporate logos on clothes is trendy. I want this shirt
    
    
12. 2017-02-05 at 1:20 AM UTC in CS:GO
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    Originally posted by cerakote I have like 1400-1500 hours across the 3 accounts I have/had. The highest rank I ever got was MGE in winter 2015, currently at GN2.

    
    Serious question, do you have cerebral palsy? I literally can't go lower than Nova 3 while trying to lose and derank (without making it obvious and getting Overwatch Banned for griefing).
13. 2017-02-05 at 1:19 AM UTC in Populations with big governments tend to be happier if (and only if) they are smart
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    Do you see the nail on that finger? It's female. Could be Xannex right before she killed herself. You will never find out.
    
    How does that make you feel?
14. 2017-02-05 at 1:18 AM UTC in Yesterday I smoke Syncans after a month of abstinence
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    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man What kind of cuck lets every site use their personal information to customize ads for them?

    
    Whats wrong with ads? Are you some kind of communist or something?. I enjoy participating in the economy.
15. 2017-02-05 at 1:17 AM UTC in CS:GO
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    The single most important skill in CS is cross hair spray control btw. The easiest way to practice this is
    
    > Play
    
    > Play offline with bots
    
    > Pick a map (I like Dust2 for this)
    
    > No bots
    
    > Open console (~ tilde key by default) and type the following:
    
    - mp_roundtime_defuse 60
    
    - sv_cheats 1
    
    - sv_infinite_ammo 2
    
    Then buy a rifle, unload a magazine into the wall without moving your mouse as a reference, and try to unload into a wall and control the first 5-6 bullets. Stop spraying after that, there's no point in learning extended spray at a lower level. It takes maybe 10 minutes to build up a rudimentary muscle memory for spray. This alone will dramatically improve your play because if you miss headshots or aren't fast enough, you can aim for the belly, spray, and get easy kills vs nubs.
    
    
16. 2017-02-05 at 1:13 AM UTC in ATTN: Clutch
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    See always one upping. I have a genuine Nazi in my family and you can't handle it. I'm more of a proud German than you
17. 2017-02-05 at 1:12 AM UTC in CAN U TAKE KSALOL WITH AMPHETAMIN SALT
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    Heroin and coke?
18. 2017-02-05 at 1:11 AM UTC in ATTN: Clutch
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    Burned down by the Nazis for being a jedi rat. A fitting end.
19. 2017-02-05 at 1:11 AM UTC in CAN U TAKE KSALOL WITH AMPHETAMIN SALT
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    The rich mans being what?.
    
    Oh god how horrible does the global economy have to be for cocaine and heroin to be classified as "rich" drugs now lol.
20. 2017-02-05 at 1:10 AM UTC in CAN U TAKE KSALOL WITH AMPHETAMIN SALT
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    It's just a poor mans speedball