Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-06 at 3:40 PM UTC in Is your dick regular or goofy?
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   Ha I'm joking. It was cos she was fat and I was too drunk to get it up. She was jerkin' my floppy and it just wasn't going anywhere
2. 2017-02-06 at 3:38 PM UTC in was anyone here ever a bad kid?
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   When I was 13 I got a certificate for 100% attendance for the year in an assembly. Everybody was shocked
3. 2017-02-06 at 3:13 PM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!
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   time 2 cook.
4. 2017-02-06 at 3:12 PM UTC in Zokloid blopoids
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   may your jib long draw
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u60iBZae04w
5. 2017-02-06 at 3:10 PM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!
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   The amphet diet is the best diet.
   
   Nothing guarantees weight loss like binging on stims
6. 2017-02-06 at 2:54 PM UTC in Extract
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   Anyone seen this movie before? I just heard about it for the first time.
   I called in sick to work so I decided to download it on TPB
   
   it has some pretty cool actors and my favorite director (Mike Judge)
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNG8wW6Ffw4
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAPvfHqWNFE
   
   Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-02-06T14:58:36.336850+00:00
7. 2017-02-06 at 2:52 PM UTC in Yoink!
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I use yoink every day.
8. 2017-02-06 at 2:51 PM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   this is a fantastic idea. I'm gonna make this into a youtube series.
9. 2017-02-06 at 2:37 PM UTC in I love my Crouton
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yeah but you can't get #4.
10. 2017-02-06 at 2:37 PM UTC in Weapons and Meth forum
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    Cut a massive line and snort as much as you can from one nostril until the pain becomes too much than switch nostrils and blow the rest and smoke a bowl as it starts to drip.
    
    YOur brain wi;; never bee the same.
11. 2017-02-06 at 2:33 PM UTC in The real me
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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol, he will work at McDick's till he's 25 and continue to think he's a smarty pants who just doesn't care. Typical loser mentality.

    
    At least he would have some structure in his life and learn some skills, have something to put on a resume. It might be a bullshit McJob but they have lots of room for advancement and if you're any good you can become a shift manager while still in your teens and be trusted with the keys to open up/close the store
    
    Also he would have money and could buy real drugs like weed and alcohol.
    
    Everyone has to start somewhere, I don't think going to school is doing him any good as all he does is act like an edgelord and raise his hand to give answers like "Ted Bundy" this might fly in school but if you act like a retard at work they just fire you.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by reject Hey I turn up to the job centre every other week.
    
    It even has job in the title

    
    When I was homeless I was there all the time to steal wifi and sort out my life, people offered me cash jobs all the time because I'm well known as a hard worker in that community.
12. 2017-02-06 at 2:28 PM UTC in was anyone here ever a bad kid?
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    Originally posted by reject I got expelled from school, but who here didn't

    
    Yes so did I, my antisocial behavior became violent at a certain point in my life.
13. 2017-02-06 at 2:20 PM UTC in Is your dick regular or goofy?
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    Good.
    
    One time I saw a chick had an outey and I put my clothes back on
14. 2017-02-06 at 2:18 PM UTC in was anyone here ever a bad kid?
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    I got expelled from school, but who here didn't
15. 2017-02-06 at 2:16 PM UTC in Is your dick regular or goofy?
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    Outey belly buttons are fucking gross.
16. 2017-02-06 at 2:15 PM UTC in The real me
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    Hey I turn up to the job centre every other week.
    
    It even has job in the title
17. 2017-02-06 at 2:14 PM UTC in The real me
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump He's actually trying to get a job and turn his life around which is more than anyone here has done all year.

    
    Lol, he will work at McDick's till he's 25 and continue to think he's a smarty pants who just doesn't care. Typical loser mentality.
18. 2017-02-06 at 2:03 PM UTC in The real me
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Because Sploo is a retard. He had some potential, if only he went the way of being actually funny rather than turning into the bastard rapechild of daguru and bling bling.

    
    He's actually trying to get a job and turn his life around which is more than anyone here has done all year.
19. 2017-02-06 at 1:43 PM UTC in Add "fuckin" to the middle of wirds/titles.
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20. 2017-02-06 at 1:37 PM UTC in Can we please out child molesters?
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    What about families that murder people