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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. lollercoaster
  2. Originally posted by NARCassist Not a chance, but just to be sure rub a layer of deepheat all over your cock before you go in. Microbabies hate deepheat.

    its 2 late for that now but yea SWIM hopes so. idk what the fuck half cum even consists of, its not real cum or piss
  3. if u don't use a condom and you like half cum but not really but then you just wipe it off and dive back in will the girl get pregnant? asking 4 a friend
  4. It's shit. I went to Afghanistan twice but I worked on aircraft so I never engaged in direct combat or anything. Just went out to the desert and did work/workout/sleep 24/7 basically and eat shitty food. Breathed in a bunch of dust. It was balls hot or freezing cold all the time. And it smells like shit because there's always Afghani/Pakistani guys dressed like this:



    cleaning out the porta potties. Oh also the second time we were there my friend and I bought snythetic cannabinoids from amazon and vaped them off aluminum foil in the back of our shop or in the porta potties and also my other friend worked at the gate of the base to search vehicles of the middle easterners who worked on base and they would find hash in their cars sometimes and just take it then we go to the field and smoke it LOL.
  5. Originally posted by Sophie UwU

    UUU uuu UUU uuu UUU uuu U u U u U UwU what's this?
  6. i've bought a slut for my ronklebutt!
  7. SAVE ME

    nah its cool

    i ate so much

    i ate to blush

    it was a rush

    turned my mind into a slush

    a softee coffee in my morning glory

    and who was the man who told this story

    a warrior a fuhrer of hitler and ragey clavey caveys

    and the sprinkles are glass pieces i shot out my ass

    i get a basketball i do the pass

    sometimes i roll around in ant hills get a real bad rash

    bash that bitch with a lead pipe fuck her in the gash

    run every day on a monday till sunday cause im coughgel bunday and thats the only way youll ever hear me say it's not gay, ey?

    ayy

    lmao and amao lamo amos

    amos von sunnne gracias monklesink

    the monks hitting rocks with iron cocks cutting that in half like ive ever seen a quarter of a barter when these fuckers

    are here telling me i never was a martyr eyyy

    and you can feel that cause i got the shot put and its going in the hoop like its only my second pass but its my third 3 to the 3 to the 3 just let me be anything that you cannot see, ya feel me?

    REEEE

    an incision in the spleen place a microchip to make me mean wiretap my eyes and microphone my ears put your flouride in my beer

    a seer a pier an apex of the hex that makes me think you're the one who works for the sun absorbing light chlorophyll and your stature puts up a fight

    dont you push me back into the ground to the land of grimaces frowns and ive sold myself down to the pound a circle a sphere a bubble in my life where i've been all around town just looking for a lady to tell me i have a crown

    there's static there are waves there are enclaves in the mountains that tell me where the currency deposits stay with reccurrent plans and im working for the man youre no fan but i ve seen the aurora and the favor of the aura your halo is mellow and my horns feel like thorns

    melody malady and the palate of the regal folk modestly mockingly i think what i will do will shock them accordingly when the arsenic sets in the sunsets gloom and we'll dance to your corpse till we ascend to the moon to make more room for the sunflower's bloom

    and its my first time seeing in my whole life and ive never before been told it was a lie and the barriers collapse and the water runs from no tap but a river of silver to eden and aladin making our typical god look like a cretin

    the science of fate and the god of the scope we've learned everything but not how to cope and if bliss takes the piss out of my sadness and madness i'll see who you are in the xrays that say we were together without boundary
  8. feel the rhythm in your chakras
  9. Id keep hitting the reefer sending me straight to heaven.
  10. Centauri alph is a nightclub in beta Centauri noob.
  11. This show is what keeps me alive.
  12. Keep hitting that reefer sending me straight to heaven.
  13. Ouch my folot
  14. Who said tech
  15. It builds zech and zENDIES
  16. Originally posted by Bill Krozby amy (((schumer))) is a moderately fat pig, who's whole comedic routine is surrounded by anti-body shaming culture and being a feminist and stealing other peoples jokes

    and she's anti gun too

    She's a globalist thats for sure.
  17. No agenda is lyfe
  18. Is jaybird posting a bannable offense?
  19. I'm a veteren of the drug war
  20. I was so high I tried to quickscan two boxes of ZBZ so I could. Be in and out quick but the machine thought I was gonna steal so it kept digging me up but I'm w derpadew I was holding onto the boxes of pills instead of put them in the baggage area and it kept saying "Please place the item on the counter but I'm still didnt get it. It was pretty funny I kept putting the bundy in random spots and staring at the buttons. People were looking at me. You got me locked inside your head well GOD DAMMIT
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