Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-03-12 at 9:59 PM UTC in ATTN: Veterans.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Guess what, shit was mandatory back in the day here. It was called "Fahnenflucht" (Fleaing of the flag) and then the "Feldjäger" (Field hunters) would literally hunt you down and you'd get locked up until you did your service.
   
   I was among the last where that practice still applied.
2. 2017-03-12 at 9:55 PM UTC in ATT RISER
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR I speak better English than you.

   
   Even bling does.
3. 2017-03-12 at 9:53 PM UTC in How many people here are actually religious?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^sorry you're too stupid to read.

   
   Shhhhhh...
   
   Inhale.....exhale.....pop!
   
   Simple as that sweetie.
4. 2017-03-12 at 9:52 PM UTC in ATT RISER
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I speak better English than you.
5. 2017-03-12 at 9:51 PM UTC in ATTN: Veterans.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR You mean too many excuses because you're a bitchpussy. Oh, ok. I get it.

   
   No, they don't just let you kill on sight. There are all sorts of shitty rules of engagement and such. Also, you can't even have fun with your hostages. Lame AF.
   
   Why didn't you join?
6. 2017-03-12 at 9:49 PM UTC in How many people here are actually religious?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i will if you admit that you are a pussy and dont post under an alt.

   
   lol what? You don't even make sense.
   
   Time to put yourself down. Just do it. It'll be okay.
7. 2017-03-12 at 9:49 PM UTC in ATTN: Veterans.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo Too many rules. The US military is full of cucks. I'd have to move back to Russia, but then I'd be a traitor.

   
   You mean too many excuses because you're a bitchpussy. Oh, ok. I get it.
8. 2017-03-12 at 9:47 PM UTC in ATT RISER
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   On the frontpage. When you post in every thread so you are the lone poster.
   
   5 is a Straight Flush. Only Scrawny has done it so far as he fought an army of bots. True story.
   
   10 is a Royal Flush. Basically impossible.
9. 2017-03-12 at 9:46 PM UTC in How many people here are actually religious?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby says the alt coward. cry harder.

   
   I'll cry if you can use your divine wisdom to prove whose alt you think I am.
10. 2017-03-12 at 9:45 PM UTC in ATTN: Veterans.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Why don't you go?

    
    Too many rules. The US military is full of cucks. I'd have to move back to Russia, but then I'd be a traitor.
11. 2017-03-12 at 9:44 PM UTC in How many people here are actually religious?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah you're a liar i thought you pledged your life to being an eternal faggo

    
    You regurgitate the same lame ass insults over and over. I think it's time to call it quits Bill Krozby. Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and pull the trigger.
12. 2017-03-12 at 9:43 PM UTC in ATTN: Veterans.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo Am I the only one who fantasizes about going to war? It seems fucking awesome.
    
    (and yes, I know it's not a damn rose garden)

    
    Why don't you go?
13. 2017-03-12 at 9:41 PM UTC in Why dont you get a fucking job dude?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie You're allowed, you can even build a little fence around some property and make a socialist "government". The trick is, all interactions must be voluntary. No violence allowed. Unless you both agree to inflict violence upon eachother then you should go ahead because that's really not my business and you both own your body so by all means do what you will with it.

    
    You're creating rules for anarchy. :/
    
    I'm with RisiR. I want senseless violence in my anarchy.
14. 2017-03-12 at 9:39 PM UTC in ATT RISER
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Two pages full of posts. True no-lifer shit.
15. 2017-03-12 at 9:38 PM UTC in ATTN: Veterans.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny ohh, so cool, must feel good to be part of the "got tricked into risking my life by my corrupt government" secret society. Yeah bro, first and second rules, don't talk about fight clubmurdering people for mediocre pay.

    
    Am I the only one who fantasizes about going to war? It seems fucking awesome.
    
    (and yes, I know it's not a damn rose garden)
16. 2017-03-12 at 9:37 PM UTC in Why dont you get a fucking job dude?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I want involuntary violence in my anarchy!
17. 2017-03-12 at 9:33 PM UTC in Why dont you get a fucking job dude?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I want Socialism in my anarchy!
18. 2017-03-12 at 9:31 PM UTC in You Won't Meet A Girl Sitting in Your Room Listening to Music
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or if your baiting skills are on par.
19. 2017-03-12 at 9:30 PM UTC in You Won't Meet A Girl Sitting in Your Room Listening to Music
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You will if you sell drugs there.
20. 2017-03-12 at 9:24 PM UTC in ATT RISER
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got a double the other day.